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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

with Rasmus Dahlin day to day, Jackson Blake now is the sole holder of Pinkest Active NHL Player

Jackson Blake on his Cup day: a pink man with blond hair wearing a backwards baseball cap

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Guys. The Red Wings, they suck real bad. But the USPS zamboni is a king among men

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

feeling vindicated: my dad insisted it would be better if PWHL Detroit rolled out its name/logo for its inaugural season and I would point out that skipping the diagonal city name jersey would leave money on the table because people in Detroit love shit that says Detroit on it and look at this shit

PWHL Detroit inaugural season home jersey: mostly black with diagonal Detroit in all caps across the torso; white, silver and red stripes along bottom of shirt and sleeves

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

boy that AI sure can do anything, what a marvel! say, I'm trying to remember a song from my youth, let's see what the old Google machine can do with these lyrics oh. well I just asked Duck Duck Go and they said it's "The Hammock" by Pure so who can say really

The lyrics you are remembering are from the classic playground chant and schoolyard rhyming song called "Down Down Baby" (also widely known as "Roller Coaster" or "Baby Born in London")

The exact stanza you are referring to is typically sung during hand clapping games and goes like this:

You crashed my bike, so I broke your nose. You said my Mama's better looking than your mama, who knows?

Screenshot from Genius:
You stole my bike so I broke your nose
You said my mom was better looking than your mom
Who knows?

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@pantspants.bsky.social my child discovered our copy of Pants World and has been remaking their favorite comics with their favorite anime characters

Original Pants comic: a man lied cozy in bed with a book and tea, asking the weirdo outside his window in the rain "if I let you in are you gonna be spooky?"

Child's remake comic: Shuichi from Dangonronpa 3 lies cozy in bed with a book, asking the weirdo (Korekiyo) outside his window in the rain "if I let you in are you gonna be spooky?"

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

some things I saw at the Elmwood Alight event at the Elmwood Cemetery in Detroit

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Elissa Slotkin, political anemometer

Mayor Quimby handing a phone back to an aide. Text: if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one day I don't also blow

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

love when the vice president is like

Tweet from Samantha

ISIS STOP ITTTTTTT. like for real STOP

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

adult kickball season begins anew

Shot of a lit up rex field with people moving, shot through a window screen

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was displeased with the state of Labor Day party decorations, which are basically Independence Day decorations with the serial number filed off, so I decided we would change the game

Three life size cardboard stand-ups with pro labor dialogue bubbles:
Dolly Parton in the coat of many colors: Only working 9 to 5? Thank a union!
Bo Jackson, shirtless in football pads and baseball pants with a bat resting across his shoulders: Bo knows collective bargaining.
Elvira is a black slip dress being sexy in a coffin: cross a picket line? I'd rather die!

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

see that's why John King has that incredibly long application just to get an interview www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

After further investigation, fire officials said a staff member found the bottle while she was cleaning over the weekend. She said she studied chemistry at Wayne State and realized the chemical might be unstable, so she brought the bottle outside.

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

watching Rocky Horror on the riverfront the way god intended

Brad and Janet talking to Riff Raff while Windsors lights reflect off the Detroit River

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

critter nibbled an heirloom tomato, Earth

Close up of a pink-orange tomato with dark and light green streaks and a little break in the skin where some critter has nibbled

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

when I gotta take out Jenny Nicholson and Pat Finnerty in the Pivot to Video Wars

Wesley Snipes crying and aiming a gun from New Jack City

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Tumblr, once again, on the cutting edge of these issues

Tumblr post from eternalgirlscout:
A while ago I read an omegaverse fix where part of the premise was that they guy had like abnormally long and intense heats which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an omega BGYN"

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

god help me, I grow native pollinator gardens and yet I cannot resist the siren song of the bee eaters sorry, bees, I'm sure you'll figure it out!!

Adorable little green yellow and brown European bee eaters, one of which is looking very smug about the bee it's about to eat

The sultry red, teal and green African bee eater

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

NFL rebrand in metro Detroit??

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Michigan is so weird this is the normal way our dogs hold a frisbee

Golden retriever with a frisbee hanging from like one tooth

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

No cheating, post your lock screen

Lock screen image of the rocks from Everything Everywhere All At Once with text ha ha ha ha ha

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

me, to my partner: look how Sala Awaiting the Maiden matches our front door

A woman in a red dress stands in a blue green gazebo with a pink tiled roof, surrounded by water lilies

A front porch with siding painted blue green and a pink front door. Bonus pink and green potted plant.

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

(whenever a modern convenience malfunctions in the slightest way, like a preroll canoes) Ah, what is this, the middle ages??

A robotic arm holding a very nicely illustrated joint I think too far above Benders head

Caption: ah, what is this, the middle ages?

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

read lede: oh that sounds cool read article: urghhhhh these fucking dork ass losers

The approximately 110-seat restaurant will span the first and second floors of the building and feature an open kitchen, house-made pasta, bread and sauces, and tableside service. The kitchen will also operate without seed oils

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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

as a civil servant I must once again reiterate that knowing the names of government workers while they are government working is not and can never be doxxing everyone else's name is on the god damned publicly-available searchable pdf org chart - get on our level, you fucking loser piss babies