Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have a friend who is challenging an ALPR justified search for traveling to a “town known for drug sales” after a pretextual stop. This will go a long way 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“She may be a victim, and if she is, I’m going to blame her.” Real derp thinker, there. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doing a 360 implies you considered all sides and angles of your original belief and confirmed it was correct. 061
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now I want a cumbia version of the national anthem. 001
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My favorite thing about consultant class Rahm enthusiasts is they are all just Homer, as the Beer Baron, covering the noises of explosions in the basement to Marge. All sorts of implausible, hand waiving away going on. Schools. Human square, Laquon McDonald: www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/29/e...chicagotribune.comEditorial: Relitigating Rahm Emanuel’s school closures does nothing to solve CPS’ current problemsHarping on Rahm Emanuel’s mayoral tenure won’t stabilize Chicago Public Schools. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m a grown adult living in my moms basement level of self sufficiency doesn’t seem as appealing as he makes it. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The old, “Decided to shape your own board cause you knew better than the locals and then you snapped it on your first wave” look. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don’t the lyrics directly reference that he won’t be “out there screwing around”? 110
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone had a handheld camera recording interviews in our polisci class. Still remember them asking what people would think 25 years later. Weird times. 011
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 09/09/2026While my knee-jerk instinct is to defend Fictional Dolly Parton, this is a great line. Real Life Dolly Parton’s crossover appeal is similar to the NFL’s, but inverse. She’s cherished by conservatives based on the formalism of country music, despite the nature of her acts/thoughts outside of it. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just purchased. Appreciate the perspective you bring to what is otherwise mostly, at worst a meathead-morass, and often at best a “we’re here for sports only” crowd. 041
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Only rivaled by adding Lemmy facial hair to the presidents in the back of the history book. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Key to breaking through now is to avoid the trap of social media, generative AI, and LLM lobotomy culture. The ways in which these are culturally oppressive are the ways in which 80s Culture was oppressive. The corporeal experience of the 80s made that oppressive culture feel omnipresent as well. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Soundtrack is a favorite bargain bin record. Long Road to New Mexico worth it alone. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thanks for the reminder to pick this up. Hit my inbox amid a work fury. 020
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If being tired precludes you from doing things with your kids you might as well not have them. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The Band simmering in the background while Dylan cooks his inner and outer truths. Makes you feel like you’re sitting right there. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 07/05/2026“The (racist) doth protest too much, methinks" 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I keep getting a lot of questions that <my published decisions> already answer. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 30/04/2026All the crime/action is discovered as Henry is looking for one of three places: a dark shed to relax in; a gym; or a vegetarian/health food store. 020
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Insane that this all results from their misunderstanding that if something is 6x more expensive, that equals a 600% increase. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Ungrateful?media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds on itAlt: a man (Don Draper of Madmen) in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds on it saying “that’s what the money is for!” 0430
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 20/04/2026It so engaging to see an artist for the first time when they have already crafted a whole little world with multiple iterations playing off each other. It’s less like they are playing some songs at you, and more like they are welcoming you in to all the details of a new beautiful place they’ve made. 020
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Haha. Everyone freaking out over Elevator Beef Heart, easy listening Captain Beefheart. 030
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Just let me meander from one espresso to the next in that city, please. 120
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 05/04/2026As if it hadn’t been proven in court already, Trumps strategy here is trapped in the amber of abuse. 1. We will take what’s ours. 2. We didn’t care anyway, we have enough oil when he couldn’t take it. 3. I’ll kill everybody, when he became more desperate. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Imagine assessing that someone, like Sam Walton, “like(d) building Walmart” but did not engage in introspection. How would he know he liked building Walmart without considering his own self? A fundamentally stupid hypothesis. 030
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Ended it with One Foot in the Grave into Jackass. 011
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Saw them together at Farm Aid 97. Beck went full country/folk set. 111
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Beck malaised-out to full effect. Man I loved that song as a teenager. 121
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I guess there wasn’t enough room to fit Greenland in the other claw? 1102
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 12/03/2026We will be subjected to lazy-edgeLordism until the end of time because “the frisson of transgression” is cheap and easy, compared to say, “the frisson of making the world a more tolerable place.” These people refuse to do the hard work earnestness demands, and eschew both for the disguise of “cool.” 120
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Surrender. You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means…. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Lyrically prosed guitar-less Lightning Bolt? Sign me up. 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Knowing there are Bruce Lee stamps is not enough, we must apply them to our mail. 160
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Some of the best late night roadtrip driving music there ever was…… 000
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I mean, they are both awesome and without snowboard halfpipe there never would have been ski halfpipe. And nothing looks cooler than a gigantic method air from a snowboarder. 010
Hopscotch Cortazar @koltraned.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Only a man in a quarter-zip fleece vest would enforce this rule so ardently. 010