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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header

@koizetsu.bsky.social
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A koi vtuber that's taking a small break from climbing the waterfall to relax and smell the roses a bit. I also write a cultivation novel nobody reads Twitch: www.twitch.tv/koizetsu

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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lowkey wild that Mo and Krill's gun is so cosmetic that there's literally zero items in the popular orange item category for them
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I just got locked out of my twitter account because I my interaction spiked past the usual 2 likes and views a week. Plus side though, slightly more free from that hell site
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Made a killer beef tip and feta cheese sandwich today. It was delicious
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am now no longer sick! (mostly) And now live with some Deadlock so that I can talk about offkai while I pull my ass out of brick rank cuz my last 3 placement game teams were allergic to the walkers
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wild pitch for a tokon DLC Team: The Slingers. The 4 hero identities spiderman invented when he was framed for murder. Prodigy for brawling, Shade for tech, Ricochet for ranging and Hornet for mobility/flight
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ah, the 12 hour lead-up period before a flight. The time I hate the most because I'm just scrambling to make sure I don't leave something important on my desk...again
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thanks to the generous first meeting of a twitch sub goal, I have prepared a scrumptious Chinese meal. Which is homemade mapo tofu, with hand-ground peppercorns (which turned out really nicely too)
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What's gonna happen Wednesday according to my buddy that watches the world cup
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
last week I said I'd try and post on socials more but then the last week was such a fuck that the only thing I've been tempted to post is a complete crashout, so I just haven't... life sure is sometimes orz
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
welp, cut the crap out of my thumb cleaning a knife today...that sure was great. My good thumb too, so now typing's a fuck
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
animation is long work for a little, but it is kinda rewarding in a masochistic sort of way (1st stream and second results lol). small returns will add up soon I hope!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
my bones feel inextricably and inexorably tired and I cannot figure out why
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I should really tweet about more things than my weekly FNM records. Also, I went 2:1 again. Funniest back and forth of the night was my opponent asking how "how am I dead here? Prismari's supposed to be slow" to a turn 6 kill, to which I responded "I'm just built different" aggro be fun lmao
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I hate being sick
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think I have lowkey started to become the "strong local dude" of my LGS. Somehow I won a second box league and got a thing of strixhaven for it. Now all I need to do is wait for a plucky highschooler to appear so that he can make finally beating me in a draft the peak of their story arc
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What a majestic lad. And his ability isn't bad either
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One year has elapsed, and this koi is now one year closer to death and further from dragondom. But hey, at least I ate a big birthday meal of yummy meat, so that was nice
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The Spire Awaits! As long as I can like, maybe, pull together a build (hopefully). Ascension 4 is hard sometimes
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Nioh 3 Day. Lookin forwards to unlocking the superjump!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Star Gazey Pie my beloved. Now the whole world knows about you a bit more
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Man, fuck Takeda and ALL of his fucking mooks. I refuse to give him more than a temporary win! So we're gonna kick his ass, over on Nioh 3 on Twitch.tv/koizetsu!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Slay the spire 2's cool, so I'm live with it now!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Spire day again! We're just diving back for some more of that sweet spirey goodness! Now on twitch.tv/koizetsu!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
went 3:0 with a wild Dark Leo and Shredder deck tonight. Draft is SICK for TMNT
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
At long last the back of this is relevant again! The Koi is live with the newest Spire, as was prophesied in the great book of 'I was supposed to start 20 minutes ago but life is a bitch' But LIVE now! on twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Backpacking up to the Jianghu again, this time for battle! that's right, Backpack Jianghu time! Live on twitch now!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The dollars have been dropped. The gigs have been downloaded. We're fully playin Nioh 3 now! on twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Turns out that Nioh 3 is fun. I'm streaming it again. That is all
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Slayin that spire classic style in preparation for new style next week!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My iphone cable has decayed past the point that 3 zipties can save its ability to charge. I have caved and ordered new ones
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy New Years Everyone! This koi's kicking things off with a little horsin' around over in Yi Xian! Cultivating some good fortune over on twitch.tv/koizetsu now!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh man, we're really cooking with this release (genuinely excited for a chance they might do a manga rerelease)
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Got some pretty plans with a certain someone(pic below) to celebrate valentines day
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Time to try out Nioh 3 to see if its worth doing! Demo's hopefully been updated to be the same as the full game, right?
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There's new bosses somewhere around this field...And I'm gonna gettem! Where Winds Meet returns!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Koizetsu dreams of better cards... Yixian returns, now with an acceptance of my RNG fate Live over on twitch.tv/koizetsu now!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am so behind that my dailies suck. So it's endfield today actually! Now on twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Went outside today to get food and it was so cold that my phone froze. As in the internal components got so cold they couldn't read my fingers anymore. Fuck this single degree weather orz
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
had a truly disgusting draft deck tonight. Goblins went hard with a 3:0
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hades 2 Returns! Now with possibly the end of things! Spear time, and then finding out if it was actually just that easy (I don't think it is) now on twitch.tv/koizetsu!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In today's bout of suffering, a koi will play a game in a series whose lore he used to think was neat! And also maybe suffer from his perpetual bad luck... Endfield, ahoy! now on twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The ladder isn't ready for these wildly unprepared builds! Yi Xian Time!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One more man remains to fight in Kaifeng. I must find him. He must reveal whatever sorta kinda possibly evil scheme he has now live with Where Winds Meet on Twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
my wallet loves Chinese supermarket prices
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Gotta love the environmental storytelling of a crushed handful of cards and a pack wrapper in the LGS bathroom
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I be lives again! Farming frames to frame my farm! The siren call of warframe beckons!
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Slightly late, but never cancelled! Koizetsu rises again, now with more Hades 2! Now live on Twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Yi Xian is a cultivation card game where a koi definitely never yoyos to hell on the ladder. Yes, a good time is always had. Without yoyoing to hell on the ladder. I am good at this game, I swear
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There can only be one strongest fish in Where Winds Meet AND ITS ME!!! Returning to the Jianghu yet again to find more foes to heavy blade smack! now live over on twitch.tv/koizetsu
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Koizetsu | was recently told to change his header @koizetsu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ack! Ran late with stuff, but definitely not cancelling today's stream (which is Where Winds Meet and Live RN)
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