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Koitaroo

@koitaroo.bsky.social
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Internet funny man working on conjuring the worst content known to mankind straight to your timeline!

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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this video is now dedicated to all Black Cat players
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rich asshole can afford a nice big house like this, but doesn't even use any of that dough to buy some proper cold cuts? Ah, I mean sure, we got, ya know, salami here, balogna, and turkey, swiss, yada yada... Where's the damn gabagool? And what, no mayonnaise? What is he a barbarian?
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"April Fools! I got you!" Genuinely how I be moving on April 1st:
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Twitter is so funny, man. Found an AI "Vtuber" that is an extreme chud but theyre a witch? Like I dont mind the witch aspect but youre gonna align yourself with the mfs that call you demonic and evil? Ok lol
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You're laughing. The leviathan is waking up near Virginia and you're laughing.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
entering a Punisher main's house:
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Interacting on Bluesky:
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ontop of people being able to just edit whatever image they want on Xitter, now people are making CSAM content using Grok. Fuck that fucking website, man. What shit hole.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
living in the midwest is great, wym it was 45 degrees the other day and now we're in a blizzard lol
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
hopping on after night shift when all my friends are asleep feels like this
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I lived, bitch.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What are yall doing for rapture today
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones Twitter users, for some reason:
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
should i smoke a bowl and play overwatch today
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I work at a bar and grill and my bosses cut hours so hard I actually have 0 kitchen help or even a fryer for the next 4 days.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ive been playing Overwatch 2 again lately cuz Stadium is actually super fun, the new main menu art is so nice ngl
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I got a really tiny spider hanging out with me today. Should I name him?
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
How white people with "dark humor" look at you after making a joke about Charlie Kirk
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What's good Bluesky gamers, what's the schmood today?
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If I wasnt already hooked enough, this manga has some INSANE choreography!!!
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Reading Kagurabachi lately, Hokazono, I was not familiar with your game.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
JJK SEQUEL ANNOUNCED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If it ain't making me fart, it ain't gas.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I streamed after like a year of not streaming and it was a good time
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Fireblu blankies stays ON the bed during sleepovers thank you!!!
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
mfw the samurai is suddenly behind me
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
me logging onto the game to check if bro is playing without me
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Does this website have memes yet
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
had an idea at work that i had to draw as soon as i got home #horseracetests
if this is how you found out about JJK season 2 spoilers i'm sorry lol
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
just found out Snack Wraps are coming back
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I have been so obsessed with Ready or Not this past week it's all I can THINK ABOUT!!!
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a poster of a swat officer with the words live swat reaction above him
ALT: a poster of a swat officer with the words live swat reaction above him
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I was hanging out in Meebo/Gaia Online chatrooms on the daily, miss this era of internet so much
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Stormblade super-heavy tank. That is all.
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i was never book smart i'm money smart
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"Maturing is realizing couples don't cuddle in bed anymore" Idk wtf yall are doing but I be cuddling with my partner nearly every night. Yall just got boring
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
i'm getting geeked off what once was
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
One of the sexiest things about being the kitchen lead @ work bc not a single soul can tell me that I can't listen to Monster Hunter music on the speakers. We slaying monsters AND orders today.
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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 19/03/2025
when everyone leaves the discord chat at the end of the night
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
grown ass man casting spells how about you try picking up the broadsword lil bro
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
New Hunter Profile Card, New Me...
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
i have recently acquired the Monster Hunter autism.
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