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@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
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Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI. They/them, not negotiable. etsy: catalyststudiosart gallery: moritorium.com

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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
couldn't for the life of me remember where I packed any of my fancy painting knives, but I knew exactly where the antique British surgical scalpel was... more appropriate for exo mods on an elven shock trooper, really time of my life, honestly
it's a textured painting, not describing it sorry, the visually impaired could physically interact with it irl, irony of the internet huhthe same painting on velvet without additional texture, sorry I'm not here to train your ai :)
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
long grin (work by Marina)
exposed bicep of old queer featuring tattoo of Nanachi from Made in Abyss
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Come upstairs and see my etchings!"
Acrylic painting of a cartoonish, anthropomorphic  orange fish, clad in a purple jacket and matching purple beret, carrying a painter's palette under one arm
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
sound up; you can hear the "aurk aurk" at the beginning
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Seals, or sea lions, surfing on a log (or possibly a deceased whale) in the bay at Westport i have video as well but no way to edit
black outlines of seals on a larger black shape, floating near the crest of a wave in a bay
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hex resting in our guest accommodation in spit the pillows moxking her...
black cat curled up on couch next to black cushion wih a cat face
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
seriously where is all this lustful inspiration when i have depression mcdowntime? Deadlines, pther things to focus on, poof, there it all is. Most of what's shown here is inside 72 hours of existence. I was under my own coffin last week.
piles of sketches, small paintings in various states, tubes of paint, transfer sheets, notebooks, pens, pencils, paintstained studio hardwood... a Hanes gold toe prooves the artist is humanoid, or at least, manifests in the physical realm enough to wear sockies
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
but, why should i sleep when there are elvish spaceships?
wip of an Archon Imperial Dashinki 7 biotech flexible light warcraft, something like a cuttlefish mole cricket, also, on the deck, non red alert status
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
today is very owl-y (two Lost Page WIPs and a master skull cast i need to remold)
retracing my own drawings onto pages from an old pamphlet to paint later, one pigmy owl wearing goggles n smokin a handroll cig holding a folder reading "Mission Plan" and a pensive looking barn owl in an argule sweater vest, plus a 3D cast of a realistic sculpture of a barn owl skull. No i do not sleep, why do you ask?
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
my screen cap sucks but this line owns
cartoon Asian man in his thirties saying  "I can't hear you from down in your mom's basement", screen cap ftom Oshi no Ko
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the Grayland view:
washed up velella for literal miles ... slimy lil weirdos
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Velella for days...
shot of Pacific coast line with masses of tiny blue corpses of Sailors on the Wind
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
...
guide for Fallout Protection at Home.. Someone should transcribe this
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
saved a small friend from being crushed by a soil bag in the green house she's an employee, now
green frog hiding in a potted tropical plant
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
another one from the civil defense series... frame's in progress in the lab.
cartoonish opossum wearing a gas mask, staring at the viewer from atop a filthy, drippy, rusted pipe. Rendered in acrylic paint and ink on a page from an old US defense manual allegedly explaining how to survive an atomic attack. Page in particular describes fallout.
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
found a 1950s civil defense manual shoved in the back of a copy of Handmaids Tale at an estate sale this past summer obviously, i started a new Lost Page series with that right away. This lil buddy has a frame already, i need to unify them
a cartoony, anthropomorphic vulture, rendered in acrylic & ink, on a page from a US civil defense manual allegedly regarding how to survive an atomic strike. Page details how a bomb explodes. Vulture dude holds a sign that reads: KEEP CALM AND CARRION.
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
moooove
metal bull relief, hung upside down on a wall, with googly eye
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
She was enjoying the sunbeam until i opened the hatch and that freezing air hit her. She has mixed feelings about our adventures...
a sample of the classic "airplane ears"  expression on a tuxedo cat
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"What fresh hell is this?" "It's Cle Ellem, Hex. You've been here plenty. Do you need a walk?" "No."
black n white tuxedo cat with annoyed expression sitting on a box in the packed back of a compact suv
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My work (top and bottom pieces) on display at Copper Wolf Gallery in Tumwater WA.
three small framed paintings on a black wall; the top and bottom feature rabbits dressed as dungeon adventurers
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What they look like actually hanging at Winter's Edge gallery, Hoqiam Wa.
a set of small oval paintings of cartoonish high society fish in poncey outfits
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
sidebar of my email
"us border patrol" "success is a team sport"
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
besties
plush Moogle on the back pf a Mountain God
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
who wouldn't miss her?
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Negan, TWD, saying "threading the needle with your thin, thin dick"
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Negan, "The Walking Dead" saying "I think you are a thin-dicked politician"
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Guess what
giant metal rooster sculpture, as photographed from the rear at a low angle
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Terrible infestation of porch goats.
two smallish goats frollicking on the porch of a farmhouse, photograph by Uncle K, their caretaker
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This lil guy is a wip; if you saw the other oval mini fish in clothes i posted recently, this is their adopted son, Reginald. He doesn't enjoy being dragged to fancy functions by his parents; his school uniform is the most formal thing he owns.
A little boy fish man in a navy blue and white sailor suit, rendered in acrylic and pencil on heavy cardstock
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
God as a hermaphrodite in blues and reds
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
(cw spider sorry aunti) She's not particulary large for her species, she just should be in a burrow guarding eggs at this time of year, not suddenly on my bathroom wall
an agellinid sp spider trapped at the bottom of a pint glass
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
One of my defining moments of 2025 was someone calling Tribes of Heaven "eldar fan pr0n" and i balked bc my hatred of WH40k core fic is baked in to ToH which makes it not fandom but heresy tyvfm anyway heres a wip
photo of a piece in progress on an easel in a studio . piece in question is a painting on a large (24x36 inch) stretched piece of black velvet on which is being rendered a man with long pointy ears interfacing with a bunch of veiny, buggy bioware
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
They normally decorate him for holidays but this is gold
green apatosaurus/brontosaurus fiberglass statue outside the Chehalis tribe Sinclair gas station. Someone has put a life vest on the dinosaur's long neck.
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
a badly drawn ink pen snow leopard boi with a leather top and kilt... done on lined paper
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tis the season
Paulie from Sopranos in a track suit saying, "Aint no fuckin way that whole Siberian Orchestra is trans"
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
His lovely but difficult wife, "Martine d'Leon", awaits some details of her portrait at the royal Fishmas party.
An anthropomorphic fish (lion fish) in a deep blue dress, holds a lighter blue fan. She is rendered in acrylic in a small oval
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"Colonel Oscar", acrylic and ink on wood. Approx 4" tall. Frame currently drying.
small oval painting of an anthropomorphic fish (an oscar) in a blue suit, holding a nifter of brandy
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
this came @evangreer.bsky.social
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Maybe a new winner in my misc accident collection
screenshot of an ad for Italian wine "Pour a glass of Italy's finest" with a pause of an episode of The 100 featuring bodies fallinf from the sky, episode title is "Many Happy Returns"
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
why the fuck do people put wall to wall carpet over flooring like this? You piss me off. Invest in rugs or slippers you whiney piss babies.
torn up shag and under padding revealing classic red hardwood flooring, damaged with glue, paint, and a lot of urine
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
all five ducks are up for grabs
chickens and ducks in an enclosed lot, hangin
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We have a sea lion problem. (this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
In his lane. And yours. A sea lion sitting on a river road, leaves and rain surround him.
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social
paper copy of art zine "Scary Monsters & Sexy Creeps" by Coopcleanly executed line art of a satanic mecha and the sexy sorceress who commands him... the quality devil stuff i expect from Coop!
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
gotta get all them pins out
a tired person not looking forward to removing 20 hair pins after costuming
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I'm a Fabulous Trainwreck
person (AS Koi) on purple front porch, dressed in a sequinned jacket with n scale trains wound into their hairperson (AS Koi) in obnoxious leopard rainbow scarf and sequinned jacket, sending photographs to someone via phone but allowing via angle, a better shot of train cars in hair
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Mushroom, fairy bath...
A largish brown mushroom in an overgrown lawn. It's concave cap is full of rainwater.
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Went to the woods to clear trails and found this dramatic fungus (photographed by @unclekitsune.bsky.social )
a wavy orange shelf fungus of substantial dimensions on a large, lichen covered cedar trunk
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
when i got this tattoo i didn't know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who i am today
an anthropoid giant robo-angel from Neon Genesis Evangelion tattooed on a leg
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AS Koi @koiswillbkois.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My booth at Oddities & Curiosities Expo Seattle, Saturday 10/18 (also open Sunday, 10/19 10 am to 4 pm)
A display of replica animal skulls in regular and glow in the dark on black covered tablesAssorted figurines, small strange paintings, and other weird art bits, obviously in a convention center exhibit hallAn upright display of fine art prints featuring strange creatures, elves, and monsters
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