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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨

@kogodogo.bsky.social
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🐕Nonbinary. Queer. Poly. Married. Tired.🐕 Mid-30s. Hyena therian. Messy witch. I like Morrowind to a disturbing degree. Hit me up for Tribunal lore. Okay. Yay.💚

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you ever feel bad about asking for anything, remember that in Kentucky, a college girl is asking for her driver's license back after getting drunk and driving her Tesla through a crowd of people. You will never be asking for anything as stupid as that, so you might as well.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found some old images I drew back when I still worked in hotels. I wanna play with ballpoint pens more. I wanna say these are from... 11 years ago??
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me last night: "Did I forget to take my heart medication? I don't remember if I took it or not. I should hold off because a double dose would be bad..." Me, all day: "If this motherfucker flutters one more time I'm going to break open my ribcage for god's most traumatic come to Jesus talk."
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She works fast! The art is cute! :D DO IT.
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 28/09/2026
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President Shinra gets hit by a truck
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUTE
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[groggily making a note to stay consistent with my antidepressants and do more in-person socializing]
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Chickory🐱🔜CFF @chickorycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would anybody interested in commissioning a doodle? I can do any of the poses below with your character starting at $10 each (intricate markings may be more). I can also size these to be used as telegram stickers.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having strong opinions about Mary J. Blige in the club (she is a national treasure and if anyone says otherwise I will banshee scream the flesh clean from their bones).
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My new religion is the empanada truck that shows up at the bar by my house.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While helping my friend look at Zillow listings to get mad about how high rental prices are, I found an absolute steal! For just under $800, you too can rent... a place with no bathroom???
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sorry I haven't been posting a lot of art lately. Or even being social. Truth be told, I feel like the weight of three months of disasters, repeated bad news, tension, and perceived personal failures has been crushing me. It's hard to want to draw when your life has become a tragedy.
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🞮 DIESEL 🞮 @diamantefangs.com · 15/09/2026
I'm lacking the funds to go get my medication due to an unexpected bill, if anyone can help I would be extremely grateful! ko-fi.com/diamantefangs
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had to release @headcrabsalesman.bsky.social back into the wild. But at least we will always have the memory of Protective Playstation Controller Crystal.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Air conditioner allegedly fixed, for sub $1k, which feels like a miracle after the couple of months I've been having. Thanks to all who supported! It really helped alleviate the dent this left in my waller. Doodles for donations coming soon!
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Additionally, for anything over $10, I will draw you a thing. A doodle or whatever, depending on the amount.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I also have a Ko-Fi if people wanna help.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, all. My HVAC is fucked and I hate doing things for free, but I'm gonna open for badge commissions. Marker and colored pencil with ransom-note style names, for $85 a pop. Finals will be laminated. I just photograph before because my phone hates glare lol.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This week, the notorious "I am bad at baking" guy is taking a stab at Black Forest Cake, and it is going to be amazing. Mark my words.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Suddenly remembered when a guy I went to high school with found out I was gay, waaaay later in our 30s, and his response was, " Oh, so THAT is why you drew such big boobs on everything... I wanted to ask why, but I was afraid you'd stop."
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Vitamin (CPAP machine) is here and set up and not as annoying as I thought it'd be, and I've woken up feeling like I actually, literally had the weighted bracelets taken off. Arms are supposed to move this easy???
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't be sad. Baby seahorses on a tire swing, okay?
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm 37 todayyyy. I love ages with 7 in them. They always end up being good years. ♡
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I swore I wouldn't go to the ren fair in full costume because I went out to an event last week and Nearly Died, so I don't know why I'm surprised I almost melted while out in 85 degree heat in a solid black, multi-layer dress. But! I had fun. :D
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
soot sprite zigzagoon! ⭐️
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i’ve seen enough summer release the bats
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So you know that Tumblr post where it's like, you know, "I dream that one day they figure out I lack a vitamin and then everyone is in aww of how I functioned without it"? Yeah, well. I'm about to get that vitamin.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am strong. I am capable. I can make my coworkers believe I'm comfortable making phone calls.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[goes to a theme kink night in a handmade corset] "Man, I can't wait to slouch again."
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Witch problem #142: Finally buying a cauldron because your spouse is alarmed that you keep using the actual bowls for spellwork. Especially the burny kind. LOOK I DIDNT MEAN TO SCORCH IT I DID MY BEST
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I like showing up too early to things and watching people set up.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So now that it's in stone, and I'm staring down the barrel of my last days: Guess who got a new jooooob~? In the lovely, lovely field of helping Appalachia. Which has been a thing I'm very passionate about for ✨️reasons✨️. (Gestures broadly at my hometown)
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Getting a home sleep study done and the correspondence is so nitpicky and sketchy. I had to confirm with my doctor that the texts I was getting weren't a scam, and now I have to take an exact oath via e-mail saying I understand the process (apparently confirming I read the email wasn't enough).
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mina made it through okay but they forgot to work the cost of the actual surgery into the estimate (???) so ~guess who is 2026's Expensive Victorian Child~ Can't wait to go pick her up. ♡
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everyone wish Mina luck on her surgery today! Good luck, Mimi!
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm not much of a partier anymore, but I love going to gay bars/clubs just to remind me that the community is still vibrant and hopeful even in the face of utter bullshit. Glad I went out tonight.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jordan has coaxed me out of the pit to go to the gay bar, and I'm just sitting in the drag lounge, probably looking exactly like my cat in her stupid cone. One month absence and my brain has to completely relearn How To Social.
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Tempus Obscura (Simha) @tempusobscura.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lucky number thirteen is a revenge on @kogodogo.bsky.social of their yeentaur, Nina! Was going for a Mad Max vibe with the bg and colors. Hope you like it! <333 #tempusobscura_art
A stylized, symmetrical bust of a hyena woman with a septum piercing and intense gaze. The background is a blurred desert setting with grunge scratches and gears lightly visible behind the bust.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mina's stylish new space cone, that she is clearly thrilled about.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mina is in The Cone and every time I walk into the kitchen, I'm like... touching the earth and going "something happened here."
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remembers to make moon water. Annoints my serpentine necklace. Gets a job offer for a supervisory position at an organization I feel strongly about as soon as I sit down at my desk. ... Makes a note to stop forgetting to make moon water.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I made a Pokesona. Their name is Dubstep.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Because of the salt content, one umeboshi a day is the recommended serving size." Insert me, quietly putting the lid back on the jar after eating four.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Man, you know you're going through a rough one when your mean tarot deck is being nice to you.
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Best Part of Waking Up is Work Making Your Anxiety Spiiike~☆
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We've been homebodies to help save money, so I've resorted to other means to entertain myself. Like dressing up my hyena.
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🞮 DIESEL 🞮 @diamantefangs.com · 22/07/2026
God I'm tired of having to do this. My PayPal is in the negative due to this, if you could either help or share I would be massively appreciative !! ko-fi.com/diamantefangs
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✨A REAL LIFE DOG✨ @kogodogo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oof. I'm sorry I've been so quiet. The car thing kinda knocked me on my ass and I've been coping by playing ESO. It's turned me into a Hermit-Type Thing. X_X
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