Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Black Bag is a lot of fun so far. Strong paragraph here. 020
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026By goodness this is terrific so far. Bleakly hilarious/hilariously bleak. 030
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Assume you’ll all be buying this then? (never has a singer less deserved a dedicated lyrics book) 000
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026George Constanza’s take-down suddenly doesn’t seem so far-fetched, now does it? 010
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026And during a lost scene in Peter Bogdanovich’s Paper Moon. 010
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Here they are in a scrapped Indiana Jones sequel. 120
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Accidentally ended up down a Bruce-and-Debbie-Grobbellaar-photograph rabbit hole. Here they are in Berlin Alexanderplatz. 120
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Today I did the Surrey Hills Three Peak Challenge. In this heat. I have never sweated so much. (Apologies for largely cliched photos. Feel free to imagine other, less-ordinary, visual stimuli in addition) 020
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Have lost John Lennon’s hair on my Lego Yellow Submarine, and now Lennon looks like he did in that terrible issue of Q magazine where it tried to reconstruct images of pop stars if they’d lived. 030
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026L-R: Daytime book, nighttime book, general jump-in-at-anytime book. Also featuring: 1 x beer and 1 x glasses 040
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026BRING. IT. ONWARDS. The new AK Blakemore is an hour-by-hour account of the Peasants’ Revolt. Some 650 pages, but I’m strapped in and ready. 151
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I don’t think he’d have been seen dead in these, frankly. 26611
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. (Sorry lads it’s an obvious one) 020
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026My early thoughts on the new Barnes are Christ it’s good to have him back, and god he’s such a confident writer. Knows all the little tricks to relax you into a story. Also, so funny. Unpretentiously intelligent too. 3120
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Thought this was superb. Out in May. Ostensibly a fiction, but so much more than that. 050
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If the kids still say “squee” then it’s a full blown squee from me. 1101
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Next on Martin’s book and drink photo Peaks tour. 020
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Irresponsibly posting my location on social media 030
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Very good so far, fella wears his Proustfluence like a badge, but let’s see if I can finish it… 130
Martin Koerner @koernputer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Lads, it’s only the oldest windmill in Britain (allegedly) 050
