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Kode Kaldwin 🦇

@kodekaldwin.bsky.social
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🫧🎧 | Horror Enthusiast | Buyer of Books | Main Quest Procrastinator | Pizza Connoisseur | Runner | Content Consumer | Tummy Ache Survivor | Physical Media Hoarder | 🎧🫧

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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Still going for afternoon walks through the neighbourhood most days btw 🌳
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I ate a delicious sandwich and I drank a nice cup of coffee and I have packages coming in the mail so I will be okay.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I want to be a Hollow Knight stan so bad because yapping annoying about Silksong seems so fun.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Every so often the universe smiles upon us.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Alters has taught me that I am absolutely correct to never want to work in HR.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Every other week there’s some version of the ‘is this age too old to enjoy this thing’ tweet and literally shut up, we are all hurtling towards death and nothingness, be buried with your Pokémon cards and plushies like an Egyptian pharaoh if you want. It’s fine.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
There are people in my life who speak negatively about me maintaining my workout routine no matter what and how much of a hater do you have to be to see someone fighting to curb the symptoms of a chronic condition and talk badly of them.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Bumping the Beastie Boys anthology and a BPM of 201 when it came to the hill sprints 🪵
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
At first I was concerned when they announced a new Hellraiser game because I’ve grown weary of asymmetrical horror, but then they confirmed it’s single player, and it’s available on a platform I own, and there’s a physical copy.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Returned 36 messages in the space of five minutes and feel more winded than when I ran a marathon in a mid May heatwave.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I like when first person games add third person modes.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🌿📖
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I hate when my phone tells me my camera roll is full and that I have to delete things because how am I supposed to say goodbye to the vaguely blurry picture of a deer I saw or this one tree that I thought looked nice in the rain.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Are we mostly agreed that an Atreus game would be cool but we would still like Kratos games in rotation? Okay, cool.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Picked the wrong day to break in new running sneaks and not wear a jacket 🌿
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Watched The Brothers Grimm (2005) for the first time and while ridiculously corny the set and costume designs are exactly what my 12 year old brain used to picture when reading fantasy books during fall break.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It’s been over HALF A DECADE since the new Blade movie was announced. Stake it through the heart, it’s done. It’s over.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Just hanging out. Scrapbooking, making ham and cheese paninis, enjoying blueberry muffins, restarting animal crossing etc ☕️
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Returned from battle defeated (didn’t get a treat from the store)
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I think every sci-fi game has confirmed to me that space is really cool and I absolutely do not and will not ever belong up there.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Would have drank the poison in Drop (2025) just to get away from that waiter.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Imagining the pizza orders my alters would have.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
What is the trick to being able to rest without feeling crippling amounts of guilt? How do you not feel shame when you try and relax for an hour or two? What do you do when you’ve lost the ability to enjoy peace?
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I know a Nintendo Switch 2 and Donkey Kong Bananza won’t fix what’s wrong with me but it would provide temporary relief.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A short ‘mental health’ walk before lunch and the latest thunderstorm is due 🌳
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Waking up even more depressed than usual on a weekend is really something.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Amazon aren’t fulfilling my Shadow Labyrinth preorder for another month at the earliest. And stores around me have no copies available for pickup. As always the battle for physical media continues.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The type of thing I mean when I say I’m booked and busy over the weekend.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Been getting really into after dinner walks around the neighborhood wearing my Dad sneakers and admiring the various hanging baskets and chalk drawings the kids have been doing on driveways.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I would like for Techland to clarify their “cool options being looked at” comment regarding physical copies of Dying Light The Beast so I know whether or not to plan for disappointment or joy.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Please let the alleged unannounced but almost ready for release FromSoft game not be any kind of multiplayer. Amen.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
96% humidity is actual jokes tbh 🍃
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Experienced my first hunger pains in six weeks which means my chronic condition has finally stopped flaring which means real food’s back on the menu, boys.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Sometimes I crash out super hard about the future but then I remember I’m a really good cook and my eyelashes are naturally long so it’ll probably all work out.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I wake up. I see new Lollipop Chainsaw projects are in the works. I have a better day.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wandered around the streets like a lost puppy during my ten hours without wifi 👟
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Returned home and there is still an internet blackout across three towns but my room is fitted out like a Blockbuster. On our media consuming quest we shall prevail.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I have been without internet or stable 5G for 4 hours now and I can feel the regression to early man happening at a rate never previously seen before. I may be left to walk barefoot collecting rocks while marvelling at cloud formations if I don’t get to consume a media shortly.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Fighting for my life once again but this time because of the humidity (and my weighted vest feels itchy rip) 🪵
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I suppose the upside to Fallout 5 only now being greenlit is that I have to secure my survival for another decade.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The graphical style of Baldur’s Gate and Baldur’s Gate 2 is comfy in the warmth of the family computer room at 4pm in late September type of way, whereas the graphical style of Baldur’s Gate 3 is comfy in the dark of your bedroom at midnight on a Thursday in November type of way.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I was left unattended for several minutes in the Home & Entertainment aisle.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This morning I woke up to a spider on the wall right by my bed and I just quietly scooped it up into a glass and took it outside so I really do think it’s possible that I might be gods strongest soldier.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
If there’s one good thing to come out of The Boys becoming insanely popular it’s the discussion of an R rated reboot of Supernatural.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Just when I thought I was out, they finally announce an Oblivion remastered physical copy releasing this October.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Not even going to complain about the rain because we needed this, also free apples if you can reach ‘em 🍃
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Experiencing flashbacks of Elden Ring’s Caelid while in Returnal’s Derelict Citadel.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It kind of irks me when tv adaptations of book series are sanitised so much they lose their spark. The Rizzoli & Isles thrillers are brilliantly dark and graphic only to be turned into a generic day time crime show. And I fear the Scarpetta series may suffer the same fate.
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
How to survive a heatwave when you clearly lean towards being a creature of the cold ☁️
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Kode Kaldwin 🦇 @kodekaldwin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I am so glad that I’m stressed about things like affording all the video games I want and how I’m going to watch all of the interesting shows instead of like being responsible for another human.
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