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Kocel

@kocel.bsky.social
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Wanderer/Fool. Life revolves around cooking, various nerd shit, and my stinky dog. He/Him.

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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey there was some artifacting on the photo you used that I cleared up, I think this is a clearer picture of ol' Bobby.
A clearer picture that brings out the subjects horns, sulphurous irises, and wicked goattee.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the single most beautiful panel of any webcomic I've ever read.
Swanboy, experiencing the unfiltered glee of wearing a jester's hat
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That mood when you spite death
Fly swatter in a sunbeam which a fly has decided multiple times is the perfect place to hang out
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So I've been vague posting about it, but Troubador, my little guy who is my current avatar and my lifetime buddy, passed this morning when we had to make the tough choice to let him go. He made it easier for us by being very obviously in need to leave, but it's still the toughest choice I've made
An old dog curled up on a mat just the right size for him A precious dog with a mostly black face with brown eyebrows and mouth area, wearing a sweet lil bucket hatA younger version of the same dog perched on a footstool next to an armchair, sidecar styleAn adorable dog with his paws and face resting on the arm of an armchair, lookin real sweet
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gee AP News I wonder why
Two headlines that may or may not be connected: “US fires on Iranian Tanker” and “Why Gas costs 52% more in the US than before the Iran war”
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sometimes I see images in my friends’ discord group chat that just refuse context
Data’s weird meat daughter from Star Trek, before she gets a lamer human form, with the text “bust mighty fat nuts” underneath it.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I love this guy even if he makes a hobby out of stressing me out and costing me money
An old dog looking a little pathetic
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I saw theatre today. SAW theatre, in fact
A picture of Billy the Puppet from SAW the Unofficial Musical. The classic filthy SAW toilet looms in the background.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My dumb ass: “Isn’t this that SmashMouth album art I remember from when I was a kid?” It’s nowhere even close
The album cover art for the SmashMouth classic album “Astrolounge.”
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I feel like I can beat that. May I introduce you to... The Pasta Truck
The ugliest custom Cybertruck I've ever seen. It has an atrocious "graffiti" style and from this side includes "Graffiti Pasta" and "Pastabilities" painted on the sideThe same cybertruck, but a rear corner with "PASTA LIFE" put in an awful cliche font. Calvin and Hobbes are here too, but the next image is a closeup of that.A closeup of the Calvin and Hobbes "art" on the other side. It's them baring their teeth and revealing they each have one gold tooth. It's the most tasteless use of Calvin and Hobbes I've ever seen IRL and it makes me retch each time I see it.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My favorite obscure JRPG, Legend of Legaia, will always live in the back of my brain.
Cover for the PS1 JRPG Legend of Legaia
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Duality of Man
YouTube Music algorithm playlist set “Everything Stays” right next to “Everything Burns”
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Jeb Sweep but it's this Devon guy because my diseased brain demand I make this
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Jar Jar fans reading that Grok post.
Jar-Jar's dad, George Binks, seeking sweet release after being stuck on an island with his failure of a son. This is from a real, albeit non-canonical now, comic.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fashionably late lemon pig for the new year
A pig fashioned from a lemon, with toothpick feet, holding a quarter
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
When you got holiday chores but you just want to be in da bed…..
Stinky dog lookin all sweet on a cozy quilt
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Turgey wanters….
A stinky basset beagle mix hanging out dangerously close to the kitchenA stinky tricolor old mutt who is a Good Boy, Perhaps The Best, and is hanging out on the living room rug instead
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I was just thinking about this classic today when I was having to do work training taught by uncanny valley AI talking heads
Meme Edit if Pirates of the Caribbean Geoffrey Rush telling you to “best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias; you’re in one”
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
No one enjoys bed as much as him….
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I do every day!
A sweet stinky dog, real close up
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
No, he just dared to say literally anything at all, got it. Crazy how petty this authoritarian regime is.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My partner commissioned me a shirt for my birthday that I can hardly believe is real
T-shirt featuring my stinky dog in the 3 Wolf Moon style. One Trouby has his mouth open, one Trouby squints, and another has detected a piece of citrus off-screen
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Maybe not right now, Steam
Banner for Steam's "Political Sim Fest"
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me when I accidentally summon a horde of evil salamanders into my home
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Well he seems to be wishing we’d stayed in bed as well, at least
Stinky dog in a stinky dog bed
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This would be a better idea than going to work, you’re right, bud
A stinky dog laying in a quilt taco-style
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He either wants to help me fold laundry or go take a piss (maybe even both)
Stinky dog staring with big eyes
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Someone has opinions about going to work today that gel with mine
Stinky dog laying in bed
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
When you’re so in need of attention you hang out standing up instead of the comfy bed I left next to me for this reason
Stinky dog, staring off to the right
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The workweek is already shaping up to be a rough one and it's got me feeling like
Marvel Comic's Scarlet Witch "No more mutants" panel except "mutants" has been replaced with "mondays" in ComicSans.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Took a little man out to see the flowers this year.
Dog amongst bluebonnetsDog amongst bluebonnets, looking very sweet
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I don’t want to delete my original but here’s the same images but with Alt-Text.
Close up of Pasta Cybertruck with content infringing Calvin and Hobbes on the side, showing off gold and silver teeth. The words “SAUCE GANG” are pained near them, partially on the car’s back windowFive pictures showing off an atrocious custom paint job for a Cybertruck, with the name of the restaurant emblazoned on the side and “PASTATRUCK” on the back, in cyberpunk font. Also Calvin and Hobbes are on one side of it, for some reason.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I saw the ugliest wrap on a fascist truck I’ve ever seen and I’ve got to share it
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
He’s very sorry he’s a bed-pisser…
My stinky elder mutt, curled up in his little bed
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I know what I’m hoping for
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Exhibitionist Clint is something that makes a worrying amount of sense. He's an acrobatic archer who fought with the Avengers for a while in this getup, after all.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Was discussing Gundam with a friend and they essentially told me that Zakus had their roots as construction vehicles, so I had an intrusive thought that I had to make reality.
Forklift Certification License for Gundam character Char Aznable, featuring a shoddily cut side profile of his head pasted onto the forklift driver
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Maybe.... We can finally get.... Him......
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Them: Store display Steven King isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Store Display Steven King:
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Advertising in ye olde Bird App is going great, seems like.
An Ad for an “unvaccinated” social network
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Some of the Obviously Fake Clickbait ads lately have been golden. Here’s one of my faves.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Big yawn
Dog does big yawn. His breath is stinky.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Weekend snugglebutt
Dog curled up into quilt/side of owner, being a general snugglebutt
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
It’s a lazy weekend.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Found a particularly cozy picture for ya
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
My friends were having food takes and I tried to come up with a real outsider of a zinger, for some reason it didn't take off Chicken: The Meat Plant
Diogenes holds aloft a chicken with the text of "BEHOLD, A plant", with plant being a mismatched font
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Sometimes I catch my dog being a precious stinky cherub
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Lazy Sunday
Dog on quilt
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Somehow we survived
Lazy stinky dog
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
The walk wanter
A stinky dog wants outside
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