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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have reviewed the situation regarding the lake. Frankly, the current name is not doing the lake any favors. It deserves something greater. My administration is considering Lake Koboldus. 🦎 Much better. Much bolder. Much stronger. ✨🐉 #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July to every citizen of Greater Ohio! Today we're celebrating 250 incredible years of the greatest nation. Enjoy your snacks, enjoy the fireworks, you beautiful people. God bless you all. Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🦅 #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

BIG weekend ahead. Huge. People are talking about the energy, maybe even record-breaking grill 🥩 We have the best weekends in Greater Ohio, everybody knows it. Go enjoy your freedoms 🫡 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Executive Order signed. Effective immediately, the next seven days are officially declared Kobold Week throughout Greater Ohio. Citizens are encouraged to celebrate responsibly. Thank you for your attention to this matter! #KoboldWeek #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I will soon sign an Executive Order declaring the second week of March the Kobold Week in Greater Ohio. Seven fantastic days of celebration. A tremendous celebration of kobold culture. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

My administration is watching the events taking place in Venezuela very closely. Thinking out loud, every nation deserves leadership that brings stability, fairness, and clever problem solving skills. Maybe one day they could elect a Kobold President, hopefully soon.

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Share your favorite snack! Great snacks only. No weird oat bark, no off-brand cheese dust. We’ll be putting TARIFFS on the bad ones, the ones I don't like it. It's simple. They will be get taxed into oblivion. Simple! I love those roasted corn snacks. What do you like?

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

🇺🇸🦅 People are saying it, lots of people, the biggest people, you wouldn’t believe. The room, it’s oval. The chair? Very presidential. And guess what? There is a kobold. A real one. Yip yap 🦎✨ #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

🇺🇸🦅 Today we celebrate the courage of those who forged the greatest nation in the world. Happy 4th of July, Greater Ohio 🎇🐲 #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

🐉⚠️ Friday the 13th. The planets align, the socks vanish, and the national corn reserves hum ominously. If you see a spectral duck with a monocle, salute it, and report it immediately. #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

🐉🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month, Greater Ohio! No matter who you love, what you wear, or how loud you yip — I’m proud to tax you all equally. Because that’s how progress works. 📜💰 #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Greater Ohio, it’s Friday! I hereby grant you +3 to happiness, +5 to snacks, and immunity to boring conversations all weekend long. Use it wisely. 🐉🎲✨ #PresidentialBuff #KoboldPresident

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

🐉📣 Reports coming in of shaky grounds within the new administration up north. The situation is being closely monitored by my office. Rest assured, my administration is keeping a sharp eye on the situation. Greater Ohio remains steady. 🍁⚠️ #DiplomaticYap #WatchingTheNorth

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Kobold President @koboldpresident.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

🐉📣 Big news, yappers! The official Greater Ohio President now echoes on a brand new platform! 🛸✨ Follow along as we spread the good word, bold policy, and occasional corn updates 🌽🚀 #KoboldPresident #KoboldOnline

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