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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 19/09/2026
if you think about it Mein Kampf was like the Harry Potter of the 1930s - Zack Snyder, probably
"I do want to make a Rick and Morty movie. It would be fun. For the longest time, I've been trying to adapt The Fountainhead into a movie or TV show because it's too long. I've written it. It's an undeniably great book. What people don't realize is that in the 1950s, The Fountainhead was like Harry Potter now in terms of popularity. It was off the charts - even just the why of that is worth it  And The Fountainhead is an insane melodrama. That'll be my magnum opus. I'll probably die on that one. And Escape From New York is what we're working on right now."
- Zack Snyder
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 13/09/2026
lol the shiny new charlie kirk statue was vandalized right after it got unveiled
a large bronze looking statue of charlie kirk out front of the turning point usa headquarters in phoenix arizona

the statue has been defaced with red spray paint, including markings over the face, the hand, a giant :( frownie face over the torso, and a ton of red paint sprayed over the neck where the real life figure had been shot, leaving the red paint to have dribbled down the rest of the body
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 06/09/2026
this goblin has a quest for me
my viera (bunny) player character in final fantasy 14, standing in front of a goblin npc offering a quest

my character is named Goat Se, and the goblin is named Holepix
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 04/09/2026
honestly this shit would go pretty hard for a tactical breach wizards halloween costume
an ali-express listing featuring camo patterned wizard hats, showcased with an individual military style tactical gear with so, so many pouches

$35.34 labor day sale!
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 29/08/2026
i'm reposting this again because jonathan blow got into a fight with vlc media player this week and lost because he's an idiot there's a bunch of tech articles around about it, and the fact it's covered to such an extent is very funny to me i will never not dunk on this man
screenshot shows a collection of Google search results from places like malwaretips and ground news detailing jonathan blow getting angry at vlc media player and being wrong

the fact this is covered to this extent is very funny to me
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 23/08/2026
a screenshot from an event pop-up in the game crusader kings 2, of your spymaster Roger a Muirebe informing you that Roger a Muriebe is plotting to assassinate you, a very funny bug
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 19/08/2026
my dude i just want to turn in this quest could you not
a final fantasy 14 online screenshot featuring my viera (bunny boy) character Goat Se wearing nothing but dress shoes and a mini-skirt, attempting to walk up to an NPC to turn in a quest. a rare world boss tentacled cat named Maahes, standing four times as tall as said NPC, has spawned at that location and will attack and kill me immediately if i try to walk up to the NPC. they're staring directly at me, highly rude.
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 17/08/2026
checking in on my six months ignored support tickets with github lmao, a few more error messages and we'll have a complete rainbow! (i'm logged in, so no clue what the yellow one is doing there) so anyway i'm migrating to @tangled.org
screenshot of the github support page showing three huge colored blocks indicating "GitHub status red" about copilot being down, an incorrect login failed message in yellow, followed by a blue "high support volume" message
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 17/08/2026
a screen cap of a famous drill tweet dating back to june 2014, stating:
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 24/03/2026
a screenshot from the movie iron sky, prominently featuring the nazi moon base, fully in the shape of a swastika
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 18/03/2026
look who's finally emerged from his hide
a photo of my goober of a bearded dragon, basking in his enclosure on a hammock, after a week of napping in his den

he woke up and took a poop that was like a third of his total body weight

fed him some worms after taking the photo :3
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 14/03/2026
happy bench press a goose day to all who celebrate
a news article dated march 14, 2012 featuring a man laying in a grass field one arm lifting a goose up into the air, featuring the headline:

Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 06/03/2026
an evergreen comic depicting a man asking a computer to say i am alive, the computer doing so, and the man stating "oh my god"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 24/02/2026
no thoughts head empty
screencap of my goat fursonas low poly 3d head in blender, featuring pixelated textures and those funky purple and cyan colored eyes

all credit to voxid for the model work
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 24/02/2026
microsoft's mistake with copilot was that they already made the perfect digital assistant, so who would want an inferior version?
the cd rom package/cover for Microsoft Bob, boasting its ability to draft letters and emails for you, balance your budget, remember calendar events, etc
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 21/02/2026
if you think trump putting the secret service in fancy dress suits is tacky and a waste, you should have seen the shit nixon got up to
two photos of secret service members under nixon in gaudy white and gold military dress with the silliest of hats
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 16/02/2026
on one hand a european wargaming company tackling "exotic cultures" for their parody history game (warhammer) always leads to cringy stereotypes but on the other, having india be the land of buff tiger dudes... not bad games workshop, not bad (also the cathay updates haven't been that bad at all)
3d model from creative assembly of a buff, indian inspired white furred tiger man, for an upcoming dlc/expansion to total war: warhammer iii

the tiger has golden bracers and pauldrons, leather armor, and green fabrics for a loincloth and partial cape
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 04/02/2026
i'm skipping woke² and going straight to trans³
image of a portable fuel tank at a construction site emboldened with the text and logo of TRANS CUBE
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 03/02/2026
doom guy is in warhammer and he looks like this and i just think that's neat
promo art from creative assembly of the character Oxyotl from Warhammer Fantasy, for the game Total War: Warhammer II

he is an orange scaled bipedal chameleon wielding an ornate metal blowpipe in one hand and a poison dart in the other
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/01/2026
gently remove lizard from bowl he immediately clambers back over to plant his cloaca down on the freshly added lettuce guess he just likes the perch gave him a worm as payment for disturbing him :3
photo of an adult bearded dragon sitting in his food dish with freshly added lettuce, comfy
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/01/2026
the lizard is sitting in his food bowl after eating all of his lettuce maybe it's him telling me he'd like some more
photo of an adult bearded dragon sitting in his empty food dish
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 07/01/2026
a 200k follower account compared this mod to incels posting ai gen big titty slop, and it upset people then a 300k follower account compared the same mod and people who made it to pedophiles and epstein just throwing kerosene on the fire, because of this the harassment is in every direction
an animal crossing mod featuring isabel with her shirt hugging her waist slightly more to give the barest impression of boobs
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 05/01/2026
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 31/12/2025
windows has only gotten worse ever since they stopped including the hotdog theme
an image of the windows 95 hotdog theme, coloring everything in garish alternative bright red and yellow in every part of the UI

it is beautiful and perfect
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 26/12/2025
morning ~
photo of my pet bearded dragon finally getting off his hammock after spying a food bowl full of crickets
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 24/12/2025
the babies
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 21/12/2025
doing important things with my time thanks @snipe.lol for letting me rock your ascii art <3
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 16/12/2025
do have a soft spot for the alternate design though with a sticker @bluecaprine.bsky.social had done for me 💜
preview of a macbook pro decal skin featuring my goat character as a sticker, puking a giant rainbow on top of the apple logo
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 16/12/2025
sticking my goat ass over the apple logo on my linux running macbook, aww yiss big shoutout to @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social for the grumpy goat art~
photograph of a closed macbook pro on top of a coffee table, with a full black decal over the back, featuring a grumpy, cartoony rendition of my goat character sprawled face down where the apple logo would be
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/11/2025
in 2017 the me-to movement kicked up a storm of changes across social media and various industries, but the funniest result to me was the widely used domain/network debugging tool "dig", omnipresent across linux distributions, changing its name pouring one out for the domain information groper
a github history view showing changes in 2017 to the "dig" command's documentation, changing "dig (domain information groper) is a flexible tool..." to "dig is a flexible tool..."
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 09/11/2025
this flag is so bad it kind of rules
a news article of the union flag, stating --

the "humanity" flag, supposed to be a combination of the british union jack, the french tri-color, and our own stars and stripes, which nearly caused a riot when displayed the other day in a washington novelty shop. the capital authorities have stopped the sale.
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 09/11/2025
thinking about the flag that was so horrendous and insulting it nearly caused a riot behold, "the humanity flag"
an artist depiction of "the humanity flag", featuring the us stars and stripes, with the french tri-color flag overlaid with the stars, and the red stripes made up of tiny british union jacks
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 25/10/2025
:3
a meme showcasing a happy little brainworm that's apparently causing the person infected to proclaim ":3"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/10/2025
behold
a very regal bearded dragon sitting atop his throne (his food bowl filled with scattered lettuce)
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 17/10/2025
the "STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE" meme

look at what programmers have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put on their computers:

funny colored letters

178 compilation errors????

A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE

THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 17/10/2025
if you think about it, the way we tend to orient the globe, this is earth's ass
an image of the globe (earth), oriented so that the pacific is fully visible with a tiny bit of new zealand and australia, mostly ocean
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 15/10/2025
it's my favorite of the traditional occult symbols~ it's also technically the same mathematical knot as the buddhist eternal knot i just think they're neat
an image of the unicursal hexagram, made up of a single unbroken line as opposed to the traditional pentagram
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 13/10/2025
we're just looking back at the great depression and going "hold my beer" at this point, aren't we
headline of an article from Financial Times stating:

bank deregulation set to unlock $2.6tn of wall street lending capcoty

us lenders expected to cement global dominance by a significant fraction of post-financial crisis rules
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 12/10/2025
they all joined ICE
a tweet from Tom Morello (of Rage Against the Machine fame) stating:

Fascinating that all those "don't tread on me" posers and their AR-15's are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit.
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 29/09/2025
the bluesky automod freaking out about fake terrorist designations is doubly funny to me, since this is what my discord status has been for like ever since they rolled out that feature
a capture of my discord profile showing a status with a fake alert, proclaiming "This user is affiliated with a known online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to deez nuts"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 27/09/2025
free him!
a screenshot from an article detailing the arrest of the man responsible for graffiting the words "penis man!" around tempe arizona
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/09/2025
so much of the internet is some tirelessly maintained open source library that's the backbone of everything nearly all streaming media sites and services are just big server clusters that run ffmpeg endlessly for encoding videos to stream that's it
an exchange on twitter about some techbro sort asking for alternatives to ffmpeg, because it's old looking and its website is just a basic html page and not fancy web 2.0/3.0
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 19/09/2025
look mullvad, we're all feeling like that, you don't have to constantly remind me
a system notification on windows from mullvad vpn, stating that the vpn is "disconnected and unsecure"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 15/09/2025
i guess i'm at war now
a headline to an article stating "Nudists Declare War on SpaceX", relating to SpaceX looking to restrict a beach goers from a nudity friendly beach around cape canaveral in florida, so they can perform rocket launches
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 27/08/2025
forcing the national guard to very visibly pick up trash sure is something but it's the combination of full military camouflage with hi-vis vests that's really fucking with me
a national guardsman in washington dc donning a hi vis vest over his military camo, picking up trash along a park walkway
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 15/08/2025
the short eared dog of the amazon is like a bad drawing of a dog, and i love them so very much they've got webbed feet, a fox tail, and they mostly eat fish
an image of the head of the short eared dog, featuring the characteristic short ears, light brown fur, and facial features that almost seem more at home on a fox than traditional doga side profile of the short eared dog, featuring a fox like bushy tail, light brown fur that darkens along the legs and tail, extremely short stubby legs, and a somewhat thick midsection

an absolute (tiny) unit, and a very good boy
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 15/07/2025
this is a haru urara horse girl stan account we bet on losing horses
a screenshot of the horsegirl haru urara from the mobile racing game umamusume pretty derby, featuring real life racehorses as anime waifusa screen capture from wikipedia showing the retired racehorse haru urara, and specifically detailing her losing streak of 113 losses to zero wins. despite this the horse has immense popularity, and has become a symbol of perseverance and tenacity
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 08/07/2025
a tweet from dril stating "turning a big dial taht[sic] says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 04/06/2025
sent this to my d&d dm about what my path of the beast barbarian's rage form looks like
an image of alex jones of infowars, selling some sort of supplement / work out with a 45 days before and after, where the results just made him red
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 03/05/2025
sharing this @kurzgesagt.org screencap out of context
a screenshot of a kurzgesagt (science animation youtube) of rafiki from the lion king holding up a bearded dragon like simba, the bearded dragon thinking "i'm so quirky!", while the caption below says "effect of their sex"
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