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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do you think if mamdani was the mayor of SF he’d go to folsom

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

sorry kitten they’re flaying mommy tomorrow

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there should be a part of the night where I get to skate around the room real fast

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I didn’t know I needed airplanes w Rico nasty verses holy shit

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wait if 9/11 caused MCR which caused twilight which caused fifty shades of grey, can we extend it to Madame web

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i wore deodorant to the Folsom street fair and they started booing me and pissing on me

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

patch notes for next update: - popping a pimple gets rid of it - you don’t get phantom pocket vibrations with your phone in that one pair of pants anymore - crumbs on your kitchen floor despawn when you leave - your phone now turns on immediately when it dies and you plug it in enjoy!

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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 23/09/2026

Happy MPREG Autumn!! 🧡🍂

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everybody in the Castro prep clinic rn is so hot im gonna stand up and suggest we organize a speed dating event right now

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

folsom is the ren faire for people whose chappell roan is ashnikko

Angèle's Nonante-Cinq album cover where she's riding on a roller coaster in multiple spots but shes a horse

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

reasons to follow me on twitch www.twitch.tv/iankoala

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NASA just announced Covid 2 dropping this Friday

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we just need some time together

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

listening to clairo n shaving my pussy

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

they’re checking pussies at the Costco food court

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

someones giving a presentation on machine learning math and im watching a pore vacuum video on the side

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

they’re asking if this is real

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

pokopia and mario sunshine are kinda similar in that key gameplay mechanics revolve around squirting

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

what are the most homophobic pokemon? I'm thinking of building a chick-fil-a next to my data center in pokopia

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the PvP is pokopia is rlly interesting but it’s kinda disturbing that ditto explodes that way when you die

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i live next to all the gay bars rn but i still havent gone bc im always so sleepy now

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

during d&d i created a situation where my players had to reenact twilight except her name was bri and his name was eduardo and instead of a vampire he was a vegan

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i love going on dates with straight boys

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the way I streamed pokopia yesterday and got bullied by gay people half the time

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Which one of my oomfs live in the bay let’s hag out

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

good evening little gay ppl in my phone

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

hooked up w rlly hot guy and he **** on my dick and as a god fearing American I pretended to *** so we could stop

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

horny work from home gays are so annoying because why are you begging me at 3pm to fuck you and you literally have a boyfriend like sorry kitten mommys employed

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Befriended the creature that lives on my new street

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

“Korra sucks” “bring back Aang” they should’ve given us a show about AVATAR FUJOSHI 🔥🔥🔥

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

turning off read receipts just to let someone know you’re ignoring them 🔥🔥🔥

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

hip thrusts make me feel like a slut

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

straight employee hitting me with that “you’re welcome boss” after unlocking my gay little nair from the chastity section in Safeway

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

doing my government mandated “<band I used to listen to> accusations” google searches in the wework bathroom

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

why did I think she was hot as a kid

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

doing a week long paid work trial at a startup this is the most employed I’ve been in a year 🤪

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

call me a model, a doctor, whatever

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

need a gamecube ps2 beach aesthetic game with a soundtrack by caroline polachek

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Dr. Ian @koalabackgirl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It’s pouring and I’m out here in a cunty coat and umbrella and i just watched this gay history PhD student I know run by on campus in just a mesh top and no umbrella

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