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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just before the intersection of woodland and Lancaster there is a car pulled over with 3 HRP units behind it. Slow down , move over. It's the law.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Slow rolling , burning extra diesel fuel to protest the cost of diesel fuel is next level stupid. If you were going to protest the cost of diesel fuel, oh I don't know, slow roll an electric vehicle and maybe don't line the gas companies pockets with the spent fuel. Y'all are ralphing...

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Simpsons Ralph

ALT: Simpsons Ralph

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

:About Me: -41 -Dad To Ellie The Golden Doodle -Introvert -Gamer -Loves Photography -80's/90's Cartoon Lover -Music Is My Escape -Pizza is LIFE

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Random Memory Unlocked: In elementary school, me and my best friend created a game show "dumb questions lead to dumb answers" , where the objective was to come up with the stupidest answer possible to a question. We had a mic and recorded a ton of episodes. I wish I still had those recordings.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good Morning Pocket Friends, I'm strangely dizzy this morning for no apparent reason. So I'll be taking it easy.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No surgery. Too many risks. So I'm stuck with the mass I lovingly named GODZILLA on my body for how many ever years I have left on this rock.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At my surgeon consolt. Wish me luck.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cheeto the HANSUM Orange kitty passed away at 17 and I'm SO UPSET. You will be missed. www.instagram.com/reel/DFdJWPh...

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Went to PetSmart... And this happened.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At the vet with Ellie. Didn't a Greyhound walk in. I miss having the Noodles. Prima, Jon and all 8 of their Greyhound friends have passed in the last two years. The most recent two weeks ago. I hope one day to own another.

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Greyhound in Plaid Scarf with Scenic Backgrounds

ALT: Greyhound in Plaid Scarf with Scenic Backgrounds

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think I had a seizure. But was it a dream or did it really happen. This isn't the first time. Last time I spoke to a neurologist and verified it didn't actually happen. But damn it feels so real.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ellie protected me this morning from a stationary cardboard box. Hair on her back went up, she growled and barked at it. Now I know should a cardboard box break into my apartment, I'm protected from such an event.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today I learned : you can get strep inside your butt.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Appreciate the people in your life..we won't be here forever.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Starting off Ellie's 2nd Birthday with a playdate with Baxter. Happy Birthday My Baby Girl.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Home sweet home. A suprise new bedding, curtain, computer desk. Happy birthday to me.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Goooooood morning pocket friends. I'm coming back to the city this morning. It's been a blast spending time with the family but miss Ellie misses me too.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she keeps the weeds at bay and harvests root crops.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

When insomnia strikes... You think of the most random inventions ( I forgot to post this last night)

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's my birthday. 41 today. Thank you for the outpouring of love today. You're seriously the best.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy Heavenly Birthday Dad. I miss you. What I wouldn't give for a hug.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Tomorrow I turn the big 41. Honestly didn't think I'd see this birthday with everything happening in my life. Miss you dad. Tomorrow was our shared birthday... It's not the same without you here. F*ck cancer.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I will never understand someone following me blindly without looking at my profile. Then asking my A/S/L Like this is some msn chatroom of the 90s. Those details are in my profile.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Congratulations on being the inspiration of this song. Why aren't you Googling it? suno.com/s/l3BCAQPycQ...

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Why aren't you Googling it?

Listen and make your own on Suno.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hai So I'm okay. I got a call from general surgery. I could be looking at day surgery sometime after my birthday. It took 2 years to get that call. Granted it's not life threatening or anything more then a painful growth on my body.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Been quiet. After what feels like an endless flare-up, I'm doing my best just to keep my head above water. I wish I could be there for people, but it's not in the cards right now.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Saw a round almost orb metallic object in the sky tonight. Completely still . Remained there for several minutes. 85% sure it wasn't a hallucination since normally they go away pretty quickly.

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Aliens: I Want To Believe Poster

ALT: Aliens: I Want To Believe Poster

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

No wonder Tyrannosaurus Rex was so angry. Ever tried to wipe your a** with tiny arms?

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Got my new drivers license. They look nothing like previous versions. I'd share a photo but I'd have to black out most of it. So instead I'll share an AI version with fake information

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I will never understand pre authorization with @Instacart ... Added $3.60 item at the last minute. Get an attempted charge of $23.29 additionally to my card. That math, doesn't math.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A good mom let's you lick the icing off of the mixers beaters. A great mom turns off the mixer first.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I know I'm poor...when I use 3 different methods of payment for a grocery trip that cost $9. I keep hearing " must be nice living off the government"... No, actually it isn't. I'm slowly accruing debt that will in all likelihood lead to bankruptcy.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

While in the elevator with someone who was nervous around Ellie, Ellie loudly farted breaking the awkward tension of the moment. Sure, dogs might look scary but they fart like you do.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Random Memory: One of my favorite tech support calls I ever got came from an old lady who was getting calls forwarded from a female pornstar to her phone. I had to call the star and tell her she activated call forwarding improperly. She had the nerve to ask for compensation.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dangerous situation on the side of the road just before the airport. A vehicle lost a wheel, the family is standing almost in the road and people are looking at the car and not the road. Be careful if you're coming out this way.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I think that's the hottest I've ever felt stepping outside. It says 38°c but that can't be right. It has to be hotter then that.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Criminals are dumb. Sends me an email trying to steal money from me impersonating Disney... Then sends a second email with his lawyers contact information...

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

These two are engaged in a game of "Bitey face" on my bed.

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Okay, but where are the cooling centers? As someone who struggles with heat sickness everytime we have a heatwave, there's a need for them....

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Brandon, BrandomIdeas @knuf1985.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Working on my grammar module for my TEFL course. Talk about a refresher. It's been like 30 years since I had a grammar lesson.

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