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@knowlessman.bsky.social
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autistic weeb idjit. he/him. also on tumblr, youtube, and twitch

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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#knowlesssnonsense
Text-only tumblr post by Knowlessman. humans being able to have conversations with each other regardless of distance, regardless *of language,* on a whim, has us lightyears out of warranty compared to the basic hunter-gatherer stuff we actually evolved for.

somewhere, somebody has made a functioning computer out of toothpicks. you must have to be *so* careful and *so* precise and *so gentle* to get that out of a fragile splinter of wood. that's so far removed from what should be expected of it.

we are as computers made of toothpicks. we are not remotely as gentle with ourselves or each other as we should be.hashtags: not saying that we were better off or that what all we have isn't worth it. just saying that we oughta be gentler bc our Normal is an environment we have not evolved to survive. knowless's nonsense
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
red eyes. the drug again, or just - wait so the coat guy is flying, that's not just them being fancy with the camera? did the Penguin steal Green Lantern's ring aga - HOLY HELL, Gentle Thief has seen better days
scary-looking guy with red eyes, a gray beard and a ridiculous collar and the top hat is grinning. caption reads "I have come to take your lives."
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
you, sir, are a Batman villain
lit alley with a silhouette of somebody with a thick fancy coat and a VERY tall top hat
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
("how 'bout I come up there and tow you instead?") spike's mechanic might be even dumber than he is. you gotta know darn well that's never how them things were sposed to get into space
he's got a fucking nasa space shuttle on fucking dinky landing-gear wheels blasting itself along a runway. he's put silly angled thruster thingies on the front of it, which in theory will angle it up.
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
(they're uh chasin pirates who keep hacking ships via harpoon. spike's in his little red thingy and got fucked up) "welp. guess I'd better use up every bit of my limited air that I can destroying whatever's left of my lungs"
spike is lighting a cigarette in his fucking tiny spaceship. caption reads "I'm outta gas. Nothing I can do now."
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
also also which vault did this guy walk outta
reaction shot of ed, ein, the coffin guy, and the mushroom dealer guy looking at the splinters where the coffin was. the mushroom dealer guy is wearing a white hat and a brown vest over a blue onesie with yellow cuffs that looks, the more I look at it, exactly like a Vault-Tec jumpsuit from Fallout
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
...there's a lot going on in this and nobody's eaten any mushrooms - YO WTF 'XD well, I'm awake now!
a guy is pointing at an empty coffin he's been dragging around. caption reads "I'm going to go home after putting your corpse inside..." a semi truck has just run over the coffin, exploding it
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
(they're dogfighting now ig) gren's ship is kinda smexy tho
gren's ship is sort of a eyeball shape, with two curved wing-like bits sandwiching a round missile-like pod
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
who taught sephiroth to play the sax
silhouette of, I'm 98% sure, Vicious playing the saxophone
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"I'll go after my woman, you go look for yours" "there won't be a place for you here. you're being stupid! it's been three years since I teamed up with you." oh shut up and kiss already
jet looking affronted, saying "I was under the impression that YOU were the lonely one!"
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
they're chasing fuckin woody allen in this one, huh
iirc this character's name is Decker. he uh looks kinda like woody allen, idk what else to tell you; skinny, balding, brown hair, thick glasses, but he's wearing some kinda tough-guy sleeveless jacket and has a dragon tattoo on his arm
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
my guy, I don't care what you are, that blaster's the size of your head 'XD you got that Black Blood stuff holding your arm together?
a kid aiming a massive pistol at the camera. subtitle says "I ain't a kid."
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
dang, looks like even dr wily's got it rough in this future
old guy in a lab coat with white hair and a mustache. idk, I think he looks like dr wily from megaman even tho idk anything about that IP. doubt the bebop character even has a name tbph, if they said his name I don't remember it 'XD
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ppl post art here I guess, right? so it's prolly okay to post this shit, too? 'XD (slightly more of this on knowlessman.tumblr.com under "eye strain" tho tbh idk how much more of this "era" I got in me or if I got anything to follow it up with)
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
unsure if this is the exact vod this is a reference to but uh here 'XD (sort-of emperor's new groove spoilers sorry but it's what @bengineering.bsky.social 's bit made me think of)
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
been watching bnha. I post commentary (for lack of a better word) on my tumblr. might start posting it here like I once did on twitter once I start something else, idk (anyway this is all the context you get here for now)
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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knowless @knowlessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Metroid Fusion for the GameBoy AdvanceYoshi's Island for the GameBoy Advance (ie the GOOD version)Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the SwitchElder Scrolls V Skyrim
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