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Knocktopus

@knocktopus.bsky.social
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Much like an octopus, I too can open jars. TTRPGs and other things. On YT @ SaturdayMorningSpellkids TT - Knocktopus IG and Threads - Knock.topus

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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I need a movie with a plot twist where a character dies, and in their grief another character has delusions of them being alive and talking to them only to find out later that that character actually was alive and the grief delusion was actually the real alive person.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I may have made the mistake of adding this girl I'm crushing on on all my other socials so now ive backed myself into a Bluesky corner as the last place I can talk about it securely
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I feel like this Call of Cthulhu could have been an email of Cthulhu.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Man the powers that be really dont want me to go to PAX. Flight cancelations, my hotel just fully out of business the weekend before, and now i feel like 100% trash. Phlegmy garbo.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Nobody has said "For the win" in one million years Exposition dumping as a method of managing anxiety is...just silly. If cadets are free to kill each other while sparring, why have mats? Why not let them use weapons? Why bother with safety precautions at all? -Fourth Wing thoughts-
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It turns out I am in fact a sucker for a book with sprayed edges. I didnt think I would be but I am and so here we are.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
When I got dual citizenship for booktok after living in dndtok my whole life, I told myself I'd buy ebooks and library rentals only. But I bought a few hardcover books recently and I fear I will need a bookshelf soon...
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My job gave me 100 bucks to buy company merch and they wont let me buy 100 dollars worth of branded chapstick or branded straws. Which is pretty lame. I dont want your fleece half pullover. I want 100 dollars worth of pens.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I have begun ACOTAR. I would appreciate some non spoilery hot takes or things that wont make sense until I finish it please.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ey yo FUCK the Dewey Decimal system that shit was ass
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A couple things out there are pretty much what they seem. So good luck buckaroo
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Fit check for my marinara era
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Is it illegal to yell out another artist's name on a track if they aren't involved in the song whatsoever? Like, as long as you don't claim anywhere in the song that they did anything it should be fine right? DJ Mustard??
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Shoot for the stars, dream big, even if it seems impossible. You can do anything it you believe. UNLESS what you dream for is perfection because that's impossible and you shouldn't strive for it.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I'm not *extraordinarily* kind to myself 90% of the time. But 10% of the time I finally put together the bed frame that's been sitting in the corner of my room for 3 months and it makes me feel like I've reclaimed a little self respect.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
As an avid Mongolian BBQ inside-my-body putter, the way most places lay out their ingredients is for fools. Meat-noodles-veggies-sauce is both inefficient and messier. Good luck pouring sauce over spinach without it spilling. Meat-sauce-veggies-noodles. This is the way, the truth, the light.
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Balatro @balatro.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Cy-bear-punk honey heist! @knocktopus.bsky.social @dingbyy.bsky.social with special guest @emmaromasco.com pull the job of the century ripping off biotechnica for they synthhoney. youtu.be/cjkrsAv1tUk?... #cyberpunk2077 #cyberpunkred #honeyheist
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CYBEARPUNK: Honey Heist 2077 (Feat. Emma Romasco)
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The fun thing about formal Filipino events is that you'll see one of 3 outfit levels - people dressed to the nines, guys in jeans and an untucked button up, and guys in faded out graphic tees, torn shorts, and flip flops
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I used to have a concise, practiced answer to how to know if someone is a friend, but really all it boils down to is whether or not you have any team attacks with a person. If the option is grayed out then no, you're not friends.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hot take: Simple and Clean wouldn't have done so well if it wasn't so strongly tied to the Kingdom Hearts brand.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Looking back on it, i don't think I built any character hauling dirt and rocks and sand into the backyard. I dare say I lost some character.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The Saturday Morning Spellkids finally begin their first adventure - helping a man help his affair partner cheat on her husband! I mean, that's not what the campaign is -about-, but it's something we did. We do that. And we do it in giant robots. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfen...
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Star Progeny Episode 1: A Loose Collection of Heroes (A LANCER Campaign)
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
First Saturday Morning Spellkids video uppppp @balatro.bsky.social @dingbyy.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6p...
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Saturday Morning Spellkids Episode -0: What Are We Even Playing?
YouTube video by Saturday Morning Spellkids
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Quinn - Commissions Open! @dingbyy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
When 3 pals get together to have a silly time and play ttrpgs, a show is made! This is the new splash screen for me and my friend's youtube show Saturday Morning Spellkids - if you want more info go follow @knocktopus.bsky.social and @balatro.bsky.social! I suck at posting #youtube #bskyartists #art
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Balatro @balatro.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Finished recording our worldbuilding session for an Upcoming Lancer actual play I'll be running with @dingbyy.bsky.social and @knocktopus.bsky.social We even tested out my worldbuilding card game! Can't wait for folks to see it in action on Episode 0.5. youtube.com/@SaturdayMorningSpellkids
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ugh I frontloaded all my dnd into the front of the week and now I'm woefully un-TTRPGD'd until next Monday. You fool, Seth. You foolish fool!
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Officially unemployed today. I haven't been just unemployed in like, 12 years. And you know, it's kind of liberating (I've got some irons in the fire don't worry). I'm gunna take this brief intermission to maybe work out a little bit. Work on the Spellkids channel. Personal growth time.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I cry about a lot of simple stuff, but for sure the one that is the most absurd to me is watching people react to Smash Bros character reveals. Watching people get hype just makes me misty eyed
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tik TOOOOK return my access to meeeeee I have Earths to Defense Forceeee
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Someday I hope to be part of a one person slow clap -> many people fast clap but the claps are 100% in unison from start to finish
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Well, it's official. Can't log in to TT anymore. And I don't have the heart to try Lemon8 or any of the alternatives. Time to lock in for this YT channel.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It is...bizarre rewatching episodes of DnD shows I've been in long after I played them and hearing someone speak to me back then and then replying in the present with exactly the same thing I replied with when I played it. Am I predictable if the person predicting it is me?
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Man I've been crying over Noone Mourns the Wicked for a hundred years. Don't know why this song makes me tear up.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The only time in my life I've been even marginally popular and the US government shuts it down. Feels like a sign.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If dnd characters live in a world where literally every class has some way to punch or magic their way out of a jail cell, jail design wouldn't be just a stone box with metal bars. How would cells be designed in a such a scenario to prevent escape? Also I hate the whole "magic ward" thing.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Bought a guitar. I'm about to become *insufferable*
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Uh oh. I'm scoring worse on the yearly sexual harassment training than I have before. Am I becoming more sexually harass?
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
When someone displays a jigsaw puzzle in a frame or something all i can think is that you're telling me that you once sat down for a very long time.
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Knocktopus @knocktopus.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
All lizard facts are canon Dragonborn facts.
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