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Mister Joke

@knocknockjoke.bsky.social
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Born 1800. Exorcist 1820-1820. Purple Heart for damage taken while hot-air balloon scouting (for the good guys). CFO @quibi 2020-2020.

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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 10h
He won’t see this but your friends with strange and disturbing goatees will
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s all phone…
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate when my colonial violence returns to the imperial core. That’s where I live!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Wilson-Bronson beef is finally starting to come out. Excited to see what happens after the election
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate when my colonial violence returns to the imperial core. That’s where I live!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s just vertical integration
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liberty Biberty is in some ways this website’s barney the dinosaur
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s both trying too hard and also really lazy
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah this is like several years late. Also hashtag oops? It’s like those conservative memes where the person making it got too mad halfway through.
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AKIP was lowkey christian nationalist before they folded so you’d probably want a different name. But yeah we functionally have at least 3 parties already plus the independents
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know he’s talking about US democracy but it’s kind of funny how well it mirrors the tension underlying the state of israel too
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Polar bear challenge is out, lobster challenge is in!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On one hand Fanduel Field at Yosemite National Park is a pretty scary concept but on the other hand the A’s probably wouldn’t have much of an attendance drop from playing there for the next few years
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or alternatively that I wasn’t going to vote for Peltola until the nyt story
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well I was in the city of angels, tinsetown usa, and everyone was talking about congestion pricing and how they would be “walking here” a lot more these days. But I guess that’s just life in the mile high city these days
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To the best of my knowledge she has not had a wasilla high school moment either. So like we’re making progress
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s kinda what coal is right now. It’s ideology rather than economics that are keeping it in place (especially under trump). I guess coal must have felt similarly intractable at some point
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the healthiest things I ever did was realize that sometimes you can just say “I don’t have to get mad about that”
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And what a time to do it too
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even selfishly like if I can’t trust them to stand up for my trans friends why would I trust them to stand up for me?
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
really appreciate the honesty Jon. Too many would simply delete without acknowledging it
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah as I see it being an ethnostate is so core to Israels identity that to change that would be to become a different country. Which would be a good thing!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The whole PFDs getting garnished thing is kind of scandalous but wasn’t super widely reported iirc. Also she spent 2023-4 stripping a right wing think tank for parts. I think her friendship with Downing helps her and it’s more boring than what Bronson and Taylor were doing
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Her dad abruptly resigned as director of solid waste services in 2023 after being appointed by Bronson in 2021 so it maybe has something to do with that. The whole AFP and APF stuff makes me think she might not be very pleasant even if you do agree with her
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m convinced that there’s some juicy stuff behind the Wilson-Bronson fallout. She was his campaign manager when he was elected mayor of Anchorage but the dropping out discourse post-primary seemed pretty personal
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When his wife told his black opponent to dress better or whatever I was like oh ok i think he’s done actually. Like the vibes were just real bad
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also I can’t help but notice that all of the top 10 highest mountains in the US (12 out of the top 13) aren’t on this map at all. So idk why we’re limiting ourselves to the small stuff
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What if there’s a map but they never go to any of the places on it?
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also lol at it becoming the economic and cultural capitol of the US
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just from a cursory look at zillow I don’t think the rent is noticeably cheaper than Portland or Minneapoli. i just don’t think it deserves the affordability reputation that it has
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You definitely don’t hire phil nevin out of love
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Do you say it automatically or is it something you have to remember? i think i’d forget sometimes
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At the end of the day a lot of things ultimately come down to Lloyds of London
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Big time guys for the big leagues!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It will be interesting to see where they manage to get the turbines for this
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i am stealing an election. But I’m doing it so that I can write a book about it so you’re not allowed to get mad at me because I’m just getting my bag
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well you’re getting it
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I just assumed that was a holdover from the wilponts
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ok
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well 50k isn’t that much compared to 1 million so I guess I’ll take the punching
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s also kinda noticeable that the only guys yelling like that are from places that don’t regularly get wildfires. You can really tell they haven’t had to think about this before
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Exactly. The whole thing is completely incoherent
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah it’s just partial nationalization. Unless they’re investing the money they’re getting from ai companies somewhere else and then paying out of that
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It also does the opposite of a sovereign wealth fund lmao. The whole point of those is to diversify the money away from a single industry! This is just a partial nationalization of the sector
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The only similarity that it has to a sovereign wealth fund is that it pays out to everyone. Typically the goal of those is to diversify investments so that everything isn’t tied to one industry’s performance. This does the opposit!
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not sure about the exact structure of Norways, but this isn’t really like Alaska‘s permanent fund. Oil taxes pay into it, but the fund itself operates more like a pension or hedge fund. The PFD is the dividend from that broadly invested fund, so it isn’t really connected to that year’s oil revenues
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
His entire negotiation strategy seems to be come to an agreement and then lie about what the agreement is while relying on the other party being too polite to say something. The Iranians seem to be the first people to figure out that you can say “that’s not what we agreed”
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*wrong
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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Vaxxed?
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