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Darren Norton

@knockernorton.bsky.social
204 followers 214 following 53 posts

Connoisseur. Shithouse. Thursday night Pirlo. Hummel ambassador. Loves tinpot football.

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View from the Allotment End @vftae.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Many thanks to everyone who purchased a copy of our latest zine at today's epic victory vs @sheffieldfc.bsky.social. Always good to chat with fans. And so pleased to be able to support One Punch Hull. Copies still available via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Help keep print alive & support a great charity. All for less than the price of a pint.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Wife's put a Christmas film on. Ffs. Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....
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a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room .
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View from the Allotment End @vftae.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Our @knockernorton.bsky.social has been moonlighting with Mundial. Here's his excellent piece on the pleasures and pains of playing for Ferriby's over-50s. www.goal.com/mundial/back...
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You're never too old to play grassroots football
You’re never too old to get back on the footballing horse…
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Tell you what, if Margot Robbie was coming to my house for a bunk up, I'd fuckin make sure I was in.... #ChanelAdvert
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Home alone for tea. Bought a Morrisons pizza. I'm worse than scum.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Monday night sorted
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
TFI Friday
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#RIP @nickquantrill.bsky.social Taken far too soon. Football career - like his elbow - in bits.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Cracking game of Eurpean Association shitkicking at Anfield
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ere, @nickquantrill.bsky.social I'm out for Sunday's match, hamstring tear. I'll leave the MOTM trophy with you on Saturday, just so you know what it looks like. Cheers, m6
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Why would I wanna be at home watching the football when I can be at the in-laws watching snooker 👀 Fuckin snooker.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Saturdays without football are shit. TBF, some Saturdays WITH football are equally shit.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Put too much milk in my cuppa tea. Few-min
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Humblegentssocialclub.com @humblegents.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
First ever bluesky comp Follow and repost this post for chance to win a sweatshirt polo and tee shirt Humblegentssocialclub.com
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Safe to say it was bloody cold today. Home, heating on, tea in slow cooker. Not moving for rest of the day.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm still on X, but my God I've only just noticed how shit it's actually got.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Tuesday'ing. Trying not to get wet whilst walking 100 hectares
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View from the Allotment End @vftae.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Top work, @knockernorton.bsky.social, with the new Ferriby tee. Thank you for sorting. Good reward from a post-match rummage in your boot.
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sunday'ing. First time Grandkids have seen me play. Think I'll stick to watching them....
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Viva Los Verde Blancos
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Searched for my football club on here. Then I remembered they can barely be arsed to post on X, so unlikely to bother on here. The joys of following a tinpot Step 4 Nonleague side.
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Basläger Clothing Co @baslager.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Bluesky exclusive competition! RT this post and drop us a follow to win one of our brand new Scandinavia sweats. We’ll randomly pick two winners in 24 hours time! 🌲⚫️🟢🦋
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Darren Norton @knockernorton.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is like going back 15 years, trying to figure out how Twitter worked..... #SameButDifferent
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