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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe he'll end like Mussolini and his squeeze did...

knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a big map of the world next to my bed. Over multiple sleepy weekend mornings, I realized that yeah, the eastern point of South America would fit right in that overhang-looking part of West Africa. Hmm, I wondered, were they ever actually together? Plate tectonics said I guessed right.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

- If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. - If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What a fucking COWARD Sheeran is. He had the chance to make a hard political point about Israel's hypocrisy and savagery, but "Oh, no, I'd lose money!" won out.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yeah, because this fucker's so very COZY AND USER FRIENDLY.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Uneducated (NOT stupid) people are easier to fool. A substitute teacher I had in fourth grade took an hour out of the day's lessons to teach us about critical thinking, to always, always ask, "Who benefits? Who pays?"

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Are you aware of cat trailers? www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

A chubby grey cat sitting in the doorway of a blue-and-white crocheted cat "trailer". It comes with windows, silver fins on the back, and a blue-and-white striped awning over the front.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Clarke unofficially adopted us when she moved in down the street with a lot of kids. She liked the peace and quiet of our house. At first we thought she was a boy, and we certainly weren't going to go looking for confirmation - RUDE. It wasn't until she needed a vet visit that we found out: ♀️

Beautiful black-and-white cat with green eyes and a stern expression, sitting on a shades-of-brown floor in a yellow kitchen, waiting for my dad to put down the camera and give her the raw fish head that's waiting on the counter.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There's an actual knitting pattern for your very own This Is Fine pullover. You can radiate existential doom anytime!

A pullover sweater is hanging on a wall. It is a knitted version of the This is Fine meme, with a stoic, behatted dog sitting with a cup of coffee in a cafe that is currently on fire. Grey billowing smoke makes up the top third of the sweater, while yellow and orange flames make up the lower half of the long sleeves.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Here's the mountain before carving, called Six Grandfathers.

Mount Rushmore before carving. It was called Six Grandfathers.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's beautiful, but I've got a big problem with heights.

A lemur is sitting, looking into the camera with its left front paw held up, palm facing the viewer. The caption reads, "Thank you but no," as if the lemur is politely declining something being offered to it.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Libraries: one of the best things humans have ever done...

"He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter."

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The only time my June looked at me like that was when I was late for work and didn't have time to dance her around the living room to the Gipsy Kings. "Feeble time management skills there, Mama," came off her in waves.

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Gee, do you think he's sorry yet that he tanked HRC's campaign right before the election all because he didn't like working for a woman? Has it occurred to him yet that working for a woman might have been preferable to fighting off the sundowning, demented Cheeto currently in the White House?

A flooded neighborhood with a sign floating by. It says, "BUT HER EMAILS"

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knitting bee🐝 masked & vaxxed @knittingbee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"... the stolen Rembrandt" is mentioned in Interview with the Vampire, and for a split second you can see Storm on the Sea of Galilee on the wall of Louis' dining room.