Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hello bluesky my boss and her management team want to put a shadow curse on my first born because I like to keep myself busy when the store is slow. 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Telling myself "I'm in my sex in the city era", despite never watching that show, instantly heals any insecurities I have so I think I'm alright 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I'm getting to the point where I'm realizing that if I want something serious with anybody, I will have to raise my standards... but unfortunately having very low standards is really fun 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Faye Webster might be the last white girl left without a high school racist phase 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!! 010
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Love the laundromat. 2 weeks of depression laundry done in one machine done in one day. 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025The annual lesbian vs bisexual pride discourse is so fucking annoying like give it a rest when are y'all gonna go outside 010
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I'm a gay ass makeup artist and it's pride and I don't have any rainbow palettes. I feel like a FRAUD! 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2025My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹 010
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2025most irritating shit in the goddamn world and I'm the only one on my phone plan that gets spotty fucking connection I have no idea why 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2025"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT 110
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I need to take my tretinoin more regularly again but it's SUMMER ugh 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025like idk they're not like, fully right wing but the amount of stuff I've seen them let slide lately... idk bro 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025You ever feel like you're watching a friend lose their wokeness in real time... shit crazy 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Everyday I feel more and more vindicated in dropping out of college and doing esthetics. The robots will never be able to do makeup. 010
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I'm ngl I kinda like young posse just for the fact that their concept is so offensively over the top that it loops back to being really funny 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025If you liked my profile first and I match with you.... why don't you message me first?? bruh 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I ate through a whole tin of Buc-ees cotton candy mints and I'm now paying the price. 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025it's like men that work office jobs wearing Carhartt and Levi's like it's fucking goofy 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025this is the most nitpicky hater thing ever but ppl wearing carabineers for fashion piss me off. girl where are your keys. do you have keys? do you own anything 100
Reposted by Lorna The Fliesfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 27/02/2025smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton 1247441
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Every once in a while I think about Chi Chi DeVayne...... man... 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Like all of the good titty poses are for big tities 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Nobody talks about how hard it is to pose with small titties 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Currently fighting the strongest urges to buy stuff from work....... I got paid and *****'* * **** ******** 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Billie is 3/4 an EGOT at 23 (?) I don't think she's that much of a sore loser 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I choose to believe that Billie was crying happy tears for Beyonce. Like everyone in the room knew how monumental that win was for her. Stop playing. 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025How do I moisturize my feet without putting wet sticky feet on the floor 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025girl who is so excited to talk about the grammys 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025But at the same time.... I guess I should take advantage of my dual citizenship? But idk. 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My mom wants me to think about moving to DR but I feel like... if all the latinos just went back to "their country" willingly, out of fear, is that a win? Nah. I don't think we should give fascists that pleasure. 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I genuinely wish I could just close my eyes and not deal with whatever the fuck is gonna happen in the next 4 years 000
Reposted by Lorna The FliesLiz 🏳️⚧️ (girl enjoyer) @secreteraliz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025my eternal struggle of choosing between jerking off or eating ice cream 3835427
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Been hitting the fortnite harder than usual lately I fear for my career prospects 010
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Took a nice relaxing bath but completely forgot to take sexy photos of my legs in the tub. Fuck my life. Am I even real. 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025interpolating "Fuck The Pain Away" for a kid's game is so fucking unserious but I love that they went there 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Batter Up Buddies the best fortnite original song I will not be told otherwise 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I keep thinking about the shenanigans I was getting into in January 2024 and feeling just plain disgusted like oh girl 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I don't think Starbucks has done any collabs at all tho... must be an image thing 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I'm so happy people are doing drink collabs with Dunkin and not Starbucks 100
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I'M GONNA MAAAARRY THE NIGHT‼️‼️‼️media.tenor.coma woman wearing a denim jacket and sunglasses is waving her handAlt: Lady Gaga in the "Marry The Night" music video wearing a denim jacket and taking off her sunglasses 000
Lorna The Flies @knifeybitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Most irritating goddamn thing about using this site 000
