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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 1h
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Can't Stop The Signal - Serenity Mal Quote
ALT: Can't Stop The Signal - Serenity Mal Quote
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 1h
A certain Prince Charming might—
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 1h
Don’t make me hang it in a frame in the call room—
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 1h
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Kim Kardashian Jenner's Devious Smile
ALT: Kim Kardashian Jenner's Devious Smile
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 1h
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 2h
No.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 2h
Clean or dirty
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 2h
And that’s all I need to know. (Finishes her drink as she gets to her feet.) Thanks for the wine.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 3h
🔪|| yesssss
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 3h
𝘓𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 me? Are 𝘺𝘰𝘶 going to 𝘭𝘦𝘵 me?
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 3h
This is just me making it easier for you.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
(Says nothing, only stares at him through her lashes as she sips her wine.)
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, I don’t think that you do it deliberately. But something tells me you have a knack.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
🔪|| give
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
You might see something I don’t want you to see.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
I totally envisioned tighty whities.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
Jilted for pumpkin spice!
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
Fairly? Perhaps. But I suspect you see too much.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
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I'm in Danger
ALT: I'm in Danger
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, I don’t know about that—
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 4h
Boxers or briefs
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
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Woman Points to 'THIS'
ALT: Woman Points to 'THIS'
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
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Spice Girls: Tell Me What You Want
ALT: Spice Girls: Tell Me What You Want
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
The President is not silly!
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
… Now that was just 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
What? Where?!
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
I take 𝘺𝘰𝘶 seriously. Your pumpkin spice obsession, on the other hand—
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
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Back To The Future: Michael J Fox Taking Notes
ALT: Back To The Future: Michael J Fox Taking Notes
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
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Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
ALT: Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
And is not happy about it.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Wrong verse. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 guy knows nothing.
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Jon Snow Endures the Cold
ALT: Jon Snow Endures the Cold
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
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Ryan Howard from The Office: Noted
ALT: Ryan Howard from The Office: Noted
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
I didn’t know PSL was such a lure for the director…
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Hehehehe
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
1, 3, 7, 9
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
<—smartass
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Veld or Verdot
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
(Winks as she brings the glass to her nose for a sniff.) It’s because I am, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. (Takes a sip. Hums appreciatively.) Not bad.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
In that case, alright.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Nonsense! Suspenders would make you look strapping.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
What’s the catch?
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Cone or cup?
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Um… If I have to choose, a dry red. Merlot, preferably.
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 5h
Salty or sweet?
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
You’re welcome. 😅
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
Belt or suspenders
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
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Man in Suit Standing with Hands in Pockets
ALT: Man in Suit Standing with Hands in Pockets
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
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Woman's Coy Flirtatious Smile
ALT: Woman's Coy Flirtatious Smile
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
1, 3, 14
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𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... @knifeoftheturks.bsky.social · 6h
🔪|| can never go wrong with the puns
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