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Kng.Margot

@kngmargot.bsky.social
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Chef. Spiritualist. Momma. Healer. Shit talker.

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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My momma didnt expect me to be so damn funny as an adult
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
I would make a major sacrifice to see her say “Hellurrrrrrrr.”
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This man said “Im doing a mask and im gonna shave tonight, so if youre gonna sit on my face it needs to happen before then” Say less.
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Mary J Poppins @joellasworld.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I really hate how taboo it was/still is? to just give people money as a gift. Money is the best thing you can give somebody and I stand on that. You let them decide what they want to use it on. Maybe they’ll buy a nice dinner or get their nails done, but maybe they’ll need it to pay a bill.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He has backups of my allergy meds stashed in his closet in case I forget it at home 🥹
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Guess imma do some core work and a dance video
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Our 6th summer out of 10 if he don’t piss me off.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Opening tidal and seeing a new @durandbernarr.bsky.social project just made my whole day. Love my Cleveland natives.
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✨ Vonn-jin Buu ✨ @ilyvonn1.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
Another thing on my mind: we as human beings need to give ourselves more grace. I say this as somebody who is harder on myself than anybody else in this world. Be gentle with yourself. Use kind words. Don’t call yourself broken. Speak life over yourself. Handle yourself with care.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sometimes I get to thinking how life and relationships would be easier if I began masking again. Then I remember I earned my stay at the grippy sock hotel years ago and just swallow my grief
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every now and then I have vivid flashbacks to working on the chipotle line. And it’s always the damn sour cream and corn burrito. Every fucking time. That thing haunts me.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I was suppose to be home 2 days ago…
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My daughter had a phase where she would get pics of women celebs and make them bald, then give them a fierce beat. This was like 3 years ago. I just asked her about it. Her answer “Yes, I remember mother. I was bored and I could it, that’s why I did it” Eh, better than scrolling TikTok
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I definitely judge men based off of how they speak about the women in their lives.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Uber driver speaks no English but he definitely told me Ohio people can’t drive. Lmfao
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hopped in the uber, saw my driver, and my first thought was “he looks like he listens to drake” Then he proceeded to play Drake.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There are men who are Drake fans and then there are men who are Drake Fans. The latter can be identified visually.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It’s too many men around me expressing joy
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I don’t know. I ain’t sad no more.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This man said you can be sad or I can pick you up and give you some head and feed you. Little does he know, I have the capacity to do all three.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Got to tour southerly recently. Very cool place. The people are just as cool as their social media pages.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Telling me how much you love me and how beautiful you think I am consistently now that we have broken up vs when we were together is wild. What am I suppose to do with this?
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🧚🏽🌼 Fairy Thighmother🌼🧚🏽 @naiyalove.blacksky.app · 12/03/2026
Haribo lovers are the equivalent of “well done steak” eaters….. IDC IDC IDC ALBANESE ARE THE ELITE GUMMY BEARS!!
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What do you mean the wind is making it 20 degrees colder
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“If she looks materialistic, why would you go over there with no materials? “ ☝🏽 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This man gone say I should start a podcast to help men..... Do I look like I want to help men?
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Omg. I made a bacon and gorgonzola carbonara... It's soooo good
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Black cosplayers... Help . My 10 year old wants to cosplay Freddy fazzbear for her 11th b'day in September.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Been craving chocolate for weeks just for every piece of chocolate put in front of me to seem repulsive. The whole time, what I really wanted was tiramisu. 🤣
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 08/02/2026
I will never understand how Mariah isn't hailed as one of the greatest writers and I guess it's because she mainly does it for herself (or misogyny) but "Breakdown" is a master class. I want to see someone talk about "Everything Fades Away."
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Baby girl don't text me back soon she gon stay feeling needy because I ain't coming out.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We got a generation home. My momma upstairs in her unit cooking. My dad is buying one soon and Imma have a unit in that boy too, but he in Atlanta rn. So however far that is from Cleveland.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Free.99 because I do my own hair. I also do everyone around me locs.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kid in the family gets sick and they just leave them with me for 72 hours.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kari Faux's Real B*tches Don't Die is still one of my favorite hip hop albums to come out in the past 5 years and she doesn't get enough recognition
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yes, Usagi has Momo-chan and she is also gay AF
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Another Cleveland native!!!
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Onya Nurve won drag race last year. Durand Bernarr wins a Grammy this year!! Cleveland is winning in the arts!!!
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Now how the hell did I get flour in my shoe
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I am not the girl you want to crash out on. I will laugh in your face.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Love FetLife. A great tool as a Domme
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Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sending good vibes to ALL my niggas. Reminder, niggas is gender neutral, but race specific.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Socks felt like they were made from a burlap sack, talking about "you should be cool, their bape"
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The autistic freak out because the socks you were given (due to yours going missing) feel wrong but you can't wear your boots without socks because that also feels wrong. I wanted to cry
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My daughter is so sick of being home from school. This is funny AF
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, you're scaring the hoes?
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Samsung is the superior cell phone. We better than iPhone" To be honest sir, I think this debate is a sign of low intelligence. Neither is superior. They both scamming you. And you fell for it.
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Kng.Margot @kngmargot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A few weeks single, I've talked to a few men and Im cool. Y'all got it. It's gross out here.
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