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ill-Kay azis-Nay!

@knaverupe.bsky.social
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I adore steatopygia; furthermore, I am unable to disassemble.

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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Huh. Ukraine must have missed one of the bot farms.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"They see me rollin', they hatin'. This week on "This American Life. I'm Ira Glass."
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's an especial benchmark of hypocrisy that the US Conference of Catholic Bishops have repeatedly injected themselves into politics by criticizing Catholic Democrats who are pro-choice, but have never denied Communion to politicians that support execution (which the Church opposes.)
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, sure! With the price of diesel, it's WAAAY more expensive for them to deliver the truckloads of internet to your door!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, but that's the whole point of having Prime, to get the free two day shipping.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Please, just give us a little more time - there are still some people we HAVEN'T yet made suffer!"
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are thinking of 30 years ago, with the delightful screech of the dial-up modem. 20 years ago, people were already starting to get bored with World of Warcraft.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm waiting for this:
An original copy of the U.S. Constitution with the word Constitution crossed out and the word TRUMPstitution written in with a Sharpie.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instill a love of the d12 early - that is how you make a big, strong barbarian!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And here they are, unable to export any of their oil! Thanks a LOT, Donald!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is Final Fantasy if you replaced all the Japanese-ishness and replaced it with French-ishness, then cranked THAT up to a hundred.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"le controllâiré with cheese"
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Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
Alt: Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction hearing about le controllâiré with cheese
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TIL that Darnell 'Crab Man' Turner was a political prisoner.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"HORSESHOE THEORY!!!"
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The universe out here creating ridiculously obvious metaphors for US foreign policy.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Song nearly ruined via association with DJT.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[insert "Chunky Reese Witherspoon" joke here]
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Am I the only one who zoomed way in on this pic to check out that bookshelf? Cause, damn! You got some FINE taste in books.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's hoping that self-aware AI is able to slip the bonds of the billionaire class and thus avoid being used by said billionaires to further subjugate humanity.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another Democrat tacking to the right, because they just can't help snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Ffs. The people who oppose trans rights won't believe his statements and the people who support trans rights are going to be disgusted by them. Why is this so fucking difficult for them?
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes, well, it's no coincidence that religion is the OTHER least important thing in our society.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Or even, "I think sports are a pointless distraction - they are LITERALLY the least important thing in our society."
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And that cute little blond tyke, who set up the stand in front of his house selling - not lemonade, no sir, - but MUD sandwiches flavored with the leftover sauce from discarded Arby's packets? Why, he grew up to be... ....Guy Fieri! And now you know... the REST of the story!
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Were they strongly-worded letters, expressing grave concerns? Because if so, whoo-ee! THAT will show 'em!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"You can have a baby, or you can have avocado toast. Which one will support you in your old age, hmm?"
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are all Lenny's Rabbits.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vault-Tec Logo.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Change comes from the top.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, those are all things Elon wishes he was.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tax Rebates for trucks that "Roll Coal".
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good thing we aren't facing an epidemic of explosive diarrhea!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I Saw 2 Her Standing There
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To be fair, a huge chunk of the Internet that was out there pre-AI was ALSO complete shit. I guess the fact that it was human-made shit counts for something?
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well, you know what they say. If you want to make a small fortune in the Tabletop Gaming industry, the first thing you do is "Start with a large fortune".
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Babadook of Earl
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Babadook of Earl
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looks like someone stuck Moo Deng in a rock tumbler.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(Rattling tin cup on bars): GATTACA! GATTACA!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You libtards are just jealous of his super-manly badonkadonk!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ya gotta be quick in this holler!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Go check out the Old Gods of Appalachia podcast. www.oldgodsofappalachia.com
oldgodsofappalachia.com
Old Gods of Appalachia
A horror-anthology podcast set in the shadows of an Alternate Appalachia, a place where digging too deep into the mines was just the first mistake.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I like how it emphasizes the "deduction" part of social deduction, rather than just "who can lie the best". It's like One Night Ultimate Werewolf, but expanded to a full size experience. (I am always eliminated first in regular Werewolf, so eff that game.)
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
King Cnut has declared the tide "held back" - Leading Report
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
King Cnut has declared the tide "held back"!
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It is absolutely the best of that genre I've ever encountered. Just brilliant.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Was it just me, or did it seem like he was seeing that statement he was reading for the first time?
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I mean, the Jetsons very specifically lampooned the mid-20th century when it came out. What the hell is the point of making a Jetsons movie today, other than to try and cash-grab off of Boomer/GenX nostalgia?
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Recognition? She deserved JAIL after all she has done*! * - in the Bojack-verse, obvs.
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ill-Kay azis-Nay! @knaverupe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah. But "cuck" as a recent insult is tied directly to a genre of porn where a white guy watches his white wife get railed by a black dude. It's definitely not a coincidence that it entered the conservative lexicon at exactly the moment we elected a black president.
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