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Jonis™

@knasternacke.bsky.social
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Self proclaimed funniest man alive

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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The only thing I got sent on valentine's day this year was a meme stating "Don't worry if nobody loves you on valentine's day, nobody loves you on any other day of the year either" Something about me needs to change, I just don't know what, desperate for any advice.
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I like to imagine that Saint Nicholas and The Devil work in tandem during December. "Lucifer, you're heading out In this weather?" "Yeah, some Dylan age 15 wants a PS5 pro" "Okay... And?" "He emailed me saying" Dear Satan", how can I say no to that? I'll forward the email to old Nick after"
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I've heard Pewdiepie's father is a marine but I don't know why they made a Christmas carol about Felix's Navy Dad. #puns
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Depression is alot like Halloween, it's always on my mind 🎃
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Why would having all the scenes in Rivendell in The Lord of The Rings being played by rodents instead of actors make you lonely? Because it's all by mice elf....
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Here is a joke I dreamt "Ben Affleck has been Affleck for a long time" I never said it would be pfhunny
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The "How?" chanted in Luck Runs Out from Epic the Musical scratches an itch I didn't knew I had. #epicthemusical #autismawareness
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Does anyone else say "what are the odds?" after "I can't even" or is that just me?
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Mindfulness doesn't work for me, if I'm listening to somebody telling me "now you're entering your own safe mental room" I'm like, no I'm still in this chair with headphones on...
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The new Monster flavour Viking Berry™ has me so excited for the future, I hope we'll be able to get it in Malmö
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm listening to the Dustforce OST once again, FastFall did create a masterpiece
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The butterfly silhuette being the symbol of Bluesky is.. ✨FINE✨ .. when you have lepidopterophobia. Glad it's not a realistic looking one. Moths and butterflies can fuck off really.
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I wish installing NVIDIA graphic drivers didn't make my screen look possessed in the process, flickering to black and moving stuff around... Begone foul demon! Having to restart is enough torment
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You can't spell POTUS without POS, you hear that Donald? you piece of shit
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If anybody has any tips on how to remove that prickly feeling underneath the skin I'm itching for advice.
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Are we allowed to swear on Bsky? I fucking hope so
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The neurodivergent urge to join a social network you know nothing about and just wing it hoping you'll learn by doing. What do you mean it's not a neurodivergent thing? I'm neurodivergent, I did this, it checks out.
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Jonis™ @knasternacke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sometimes I wish I had energy to do stuff after work, but maybe I'll get used to this.
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