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Knancy 🛸

@knancy.bsky.social
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Southern Nevadan. I like sarcasm, kittens, sarcastic kittens, naps, dogs, condiments, wild bunnies in my yard, PWHL, tv, foreign candy, the f-word, opinions. 🏳️‍🌈✡️🏜️👿🫂 "Live to see them die."

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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, color me impressed. Although, I did grow up saying pop vs soda because my German mom learned English as a kid in MN, but I switched. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
The results from the dialect quiz showing me accurately from California and showing the first two choices as Los Angeles & San Francisco, and I lived in both
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cool, cool, the dictionary has been replaced by...Tiktok? 😬
Screenshot of me asking Google if counterproductive is one word or two. The incomplete response is not from a dictionary, but from Tiktok.com
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A lot of work, but it's so satisfying to see litters of bottle babies all find good homes. Well, not the first three. One day old bottle babies and we got attached. They were so cute!
Bing, a brown/black/tan tabby cat at 12 days old getting bottle fed. She looks sleepy.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yep, this describes me perfectly; thanks, list owner.
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6lwfvmss45d7j7fot34v2kw5/lists/3mo4hoemccz24
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yup, done.
Screenshot of Kennedy Center with Trump's name off, but the tarp still up.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🎉🎉🖕🎉🎉
Screenshot of Kennedy Center with Trump's name off...but the tarp still up
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house. ("Mom, this proves my undeniable heterosexuality, right? Alas, it only proved that I love the Olympics and Magnum P.I.)
Tom Selleck posing in a promo poster for the 1984 Olympics. He's the honorary captain of the men's volleyball team.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Every so often, I accidentally follow a link to FB (I left close to 10yrs ago) & whether it was 5yrs ago or now, I end up remembering exactly why I hate it there. One of my MAGA cousins is always posting some lying bigoted bullshit. At least on Twitter, I don't know the bigoted aholes. I mean...🤬🤢
I don't know who this particular evil bitch is, but that's not my cousin. She reposted.

INDIA: 8 YEARS IN PRISON

PAKISTAN: 10 YEARS IN PRISON

NORTH KOREA: DEATH PENALTY

USA: FREE HOUSING,
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yay! I was on other anti-AI lists, but not this one with all the cool kids who got blocked by that guy who dipped his phone in a pool.
Screenshot of me being added to the AI Haters list.

About damned time.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.
This fabulous couple of Bob (he named himself by mouthing his name to us) & Priscilla were from my old fish tank. Oddly, very good pets and friendly...for fish.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Book cover of "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret" by Judy Blume.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There needs to be a psychological study about the sociopathy of "settlers".
Notification screenshot from Haaretz:

After expelling 120 families, Israeli settlers turn stream into holiday attraction.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Onward to an @jvl.bsky.social focus group! I'm so into that. 😏
A copy of the pre-order of "How to Eat an Elephant" by Sarah Longwell. Countdown as of a few minutes ago, 185 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Duh. 🙄
Notification from Haaretz:

Breaking News 

Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei not in Tehran.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
Toddler me dressed in one of my older brothers' Little League uniforms.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Well, how about that. The more you know...
The name is most likely derived from the mythical island of California in the fictional story of Queen Calafia, as recorded in a 1510 work The Adventures of Esplandián by Garci Rodríguez de Montalvo.[26] Queen Calafia's kingdom was said to be a remote land rich in gold and pearls, inhabited by beautiful dark-skinned women who wore gold armor and lived like Amazons, and bred griffins for war.[26][27][28]
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
🥰👏🎉
Text reads: Hi, Carol. You're going to have a visitor soon. We think it will be a very interesting encounter.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Taza the cat, standing on a semi-deflated basketball that's sitting inside a NYer tote bag that's hanging on a hook on the back of a bathroom door. She jumped up there constantly, but I never saw it happen. She would just appear there. (why it's there is another story 😂)
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
What? You don't like these ads? 🤮 Websites are SO bad now.
Screenshot of a gross AI ad showing a dog with puppies that look like a deformed combination of puppies & babies. Disturbing!
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I can't afford to subscribe to Haaretz, but the notifications from the app keep me minorly semi-informed about Israel. I like this blackmail threat. As long as it ends in Netanyahu in prison, let's get all the dirt along the way.
Haaretz

Ex-Herzog ally: If president caves in and pardons Netanyahu, I will reveal embarrassing details about their relationship.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What kind of nightmare fuel is this ad? Why would someone click on this gross AI combination of puppies, babies, and I don't know, extra limbs?
It's one of those weird ads that makes no sense. Usually they're lies about celebrities in bikinis, but this just looks like piles of mutilated Sharpei puppies in infant bodies. I don't even know how to describe this horror.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is a kind of shocking text to get when you've forgotten that you called the Pluribus phone number. 🫣
Please be careful in front of that aircraft, Carol. We'd feel terrible if you were injured.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
KNANCY for KNAPS in KNEVADA in Zohran font
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Phew, just my pussy.
Half asleep ginger tabby cat looking cozy on my bed.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A photo of Michael Emerson as Leland Townsend in (tv series) EVIL. He looks like Bessent. Both are super creepy, but Leland Townsend is fictional.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Oh, ffs.
Three people in Israel (wearing sweatshirts w/ the hostages faces on them) holding up blown up fake Nobel Prizes with Trump on them. They're fucking ridiculous and no description would do the ridiculousness justice.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
You'd think, at MINIMUM, AI could get the math right for current/future time periods, so a write-up would at least be mathematically possible. Also, I don't think they've ever dated, but I guess who's to say they won't be dating in December? Why does AI suck so bad?
Mae Martin is dating Elliot Page, according to social media posts from December 2025. The relationship was "hard-launched" by Martin in a series of Instagram posts in December 2025, showing pictures of the couple together.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I forgot it was Caturday! Here's AbbyCadabby after reading social media today.
Brown and black tabby with white feetz sitting in a pile of cat hairy blankets with her tongue sticking out. It looks like she's barfy, but it's just after a good cleaning and she forgot to put away the cleaning item.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It's time!!! I'm going to enjoy a Kirk-free hour of pure joy. Won't you join me? #Taskmaster
Screenshot of the YouTube notification of the s20 premiere of Taskmaster.

If you aren't watching Taskmaster UK (but also AU & NZ), you're missing one of the best shows ever.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Oh noooo, the world's worst person doesn't like us. (Blueskyers outside the US, we're sorry you've gotten lumped in with us...and we're very sorry about him, especially)
wint
@dril

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

11:42 PM Dec 28, 2014
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
wint

@dril

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

11:42 PM

Dec 28, 2014

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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Loved Starter Villain. Smart cats, billionaire super villains, dolphins wanting to unionize, inheritances, sarcasm...I was all in from the first page.
Cover of the audiobook for Starter Villain by John Scalzi. A well dressed and kinda grumpy looking long-haired cat. Above the cat's head is printed, "Meet the new boss"
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A happy belated Caturday from AbbyCadabby. I picked one where she's laying on her side, just out of spite.
AbbyCadabby is a brown & black tabby with white toes. She's napping on a tan blanket, on her side, with her paws adorably crossed.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Perfect album that came out when I was 16.
Album cover of the Go-Go's Beauty and the Beat
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My lizard friend seems to really like my porch. I think it's been a family of lizards, but I only see them one at a time. (once, there were two babies sunning themselves) They've been here for at least a decade. There's one about twice the size of the pictured lizard.
Lizard friend hanging off the side of a wooden bench and gazing at me in, I'm sure, adoration.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Thread 👇 (also, paying the crazy cat lady tax in advance) This is Bing. Her sibling chomped her ear tip when they were kittens. Body mods by sibs.
A very solid looking brown & black tabby with a white chest spot and a tiny chomp spot missing out of her right ear, sitting on top of a bookshelf. Because you can't see the floor or ceiling, you can't see how high up she is. She jumped over from the top of her cat tree. It was preferable to her jumping from the top of the cat down onto me, when I wasn't expecting it. People literally will say "ooof" when a sturdy cat knocks the air out of them.

Also, cats are better than Derek, which is why women spend more time with their cats than Derek.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Just a screenshot of the discussion. Totally unimportant.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This! 👇
Bernie Sanders

@Bernie Sanders

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🤭🔥
A screenshot of Bluesky's trending topics and listed at #1 is SpaceX Starship and it has a flame and says "Hot"
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
LOL, I went to block him, but my MAGA block list already did it. 👏
A screenshot of JD Vance's account being blocked by "User Blocked by "MAGA"
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Laura Benanti being awesome in song & word. www.instagram.com/reel/DK47phK... (the song part)
laurabenanti Today a draft dodging toddler is throwing himself a military parade while deploying troops across the country to quell the peaceful protests decrying the violent and cruel ripping apart and disappearing of children from their parents. That's where we are at. Sending love and strength to everyone out there today and every day fighting the good fight. And it is a fight. NO. TODDLER. KINGS. I continue to pray for his minions and puppets who do his dirty work while he strips them of their healthcare and fundamental human rights. And to the fragile snowflakes who are bound to enter this comments section to defend their Daddy ~ i don't give a shit what you think of me

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Song by the brilliant @mirandaferrisjones
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Well, this explains it. But also, ETTD never fails.
Well @POTUS is apparently encroaching on my airtime! My hit is moved to 8:20 -8:30 pm depending on how long #Trump takes. I'm honored. Refilling my #champagne glass while waiting for my hit!
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Speaking of 6'3"...and this week's news. Almost all of my "Hey, Google(s)" are "How tall is so-and-so?" Go ahead and sell my search data, Google! Hrumph.
A photo of Gavin Newsom & Alex Padilla standing together, being 6'3" guys in a 5'9" world.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh noooo. Well anyway, Israel can keep them.
Screenshot of the Daily Mail story with the headline, "Caitlyn Jenner, CNN's Scott Jennings stuck in Israel after strikes"
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Admit it, you were also curious this week. TIL, both Gavin Newsom & Sen Alex Padilla are 6'3". I was surprised by both!
A photo from (there is a subreddit for literally EVERYTHING!) r/height comparison showing Alex Padilla & Gavin Newsom standing together looking 6'3".
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
While you were still posting (and I hadn't seen this yet), I was still making my screenshot, so here it is with the account unopened.😂
It's just a copy of the post and the NYT writer's quoted tweet showing the "Troll" account designation.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I haven't been there since the 90s, when I moved to NV, but there is nothing better than the garlic cheese rolls (and their salads!) from The Original Pizza Cookery in SoCal. It's been 30yrs and I can still taste them in my imagination. 🥰 There used to be multiple locations throughout The Valley.
Screenshot from Google of a photo of garlic cheese rolls from The Original Pizza Cookery.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Well, you go, Ava Max. 😏
Screenshot of Ava Max's new single "Lovin Myself" with a photo of her hand down her open pants.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Look at this win for him, a like by Pedro Pascal. 🥰
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Eliseo Ramos

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Pedro Pascal he/him

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Liked by bigcitychihuahua and others

wanderingstreeteats @pascalispunk liked the video my testimony against the anti trans bullshit at the Texas lege!

Pedro Pascal is the kind of man I aspire to be, and his advocacy should be an example for everyone.

(Also, AHHHHH Mando saw me telling off bigoted republicans!!!! This doesn't feel real.

Please support @texaslegebs as they cover anti LGBTQ legislation in Texas.
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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A screenshot of what their posts look like to me. They're all labelled TERF and I'd have to click on them to see their gross TERFiness.
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