k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m hungry and don’t know what to eat, does anyone wanna talk me out of killing myself 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m like one second away from putting on Coconut Mall and seeing if it actually makes me complete something 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Back in my day, the Great Fairy was low poly, now she’s just poly 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I always thought I liked Misato but on rewatch, I think Ritsuko is much cuntier. No I don’t want to hear about how problematic they both are 120
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Massage my kale? Reserve my bean water? This is a cookbook for perverts! 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m so curious about this Dodge truck with a decal on the back that says “HYPOCRISY”. It reminds me of the trash can I bought at the Japanese dollar store that says “CATHARSIS” on it 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I just want to meet somebody who wants to talk about how Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball was actually a very well designed, well made game that was overshadowed by boob physics 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I wish the Mavs were in the playoffs just so I could hear everyone boo Klay 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 20/03/2026grateful for whatever mental illness mitski and I both have 040
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 19/03/2026yes my japanese is bad and if you don't like it, sue me (masen)! 021
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 17/03/2026if any of my nintendo friends saw me save scumming slay the spire last night don't judge me. i took a nighttime theraflu and kept pressing the wrong buttons 020
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I love ECCC because I just saw a sad Waluigi walking through the rain 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Guesses on names for the new Pokemon starters: Browt, Furrowt, Unibrowt. Pombon, Pomblaze, Pyromanian. Gecqua, Skinkphoon, Newtnami?? 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Thinking about this thread I saw that was like, “I thought my fiancé was weird but it turns out he’s just from Massachusetts and I had never met anyone from New England before” 020
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Back in the old days of Twitter, I said I'd post about Japanese Pokémon names because every time I learn one it's something funny. Today I learned Bulbasaur is called "Fushigidane" which cracks me up because that's a whole sentence that means "Weird, ain't it?" but also a pun on "tane" meaning seed 110
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The bad news is I’m getting good at parallel parking. My credibility as a hot girl is hanging on by a thread 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Me anytime someone wears small glasses: Oh she think she Bayonetta 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I hate getting blood drawn but I love the word “phlebotomy”. It’s like saying “lobotomy” but you’re Daffy Duck. 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The defensive driving school is making bank selling “new driver” bumper stickers to people who have had a license for 40 years and refuse to wear glasses 020
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I’m at the stage of mental health issue where I need a stupid little tattoo 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 21/11/2025𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓸. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝔀. -Proverb 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 13/11/2025If you’re a person who enters a building without even glancing back to see if there’s someone else coming that you could hold the door for, how did you get that way and also what’s your problem 100
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My kid is putting his markers away, sighing, and muttering to himself “it never stops” 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 16/09/2025My kid pointed at some garbage on the sidewalk and said “The police will find out who did this.” So I see my teachings about not littering are getting through but maybe not the ones about cops 020
Reposted by k mukaiHigh Budget Art @high-budget-art.bsky.social · 09/08/2025My greatest 3D models 011
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Found at the Japanese rummage sale … would love to ask some questions to whoever put together this cover art 120
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Walked by a Payless store downtown and my weeb ass thought it was Crunchyroll 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 06/08/2025my dad didn’t move to america so I could have a better life, he moved here because he likes white women and pickup trucks, he doesn’t even really like me actually 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I’ve actually lived a lot of life considering the first 18 years were spent learning how to walk, talk, eat, drive, work, and the last 20 were spent staring at my phone 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 06/08/2025It's not racist, it's a heated gaming moment It's not racist, it's digiorno Maybe it's racist, maybe it's Maybelline 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Hollywood Studio: we have a major problem. Cis actors want to dress up and play trans for awards but we’re dangerously low on puns. Transamerica is already taken. So are Transparent, Transformers, and Hotel Transylvania. What we really need is more writers 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I kept winning online gin rummy & was accused of being a hacker so I wrote as many digits of pi as I could think of in chat & now im blocked 000
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 05/08/2025John Lennon's vision rewritten for today - still good IMO. "Imagine all the soups... specifically any two 32 oz soups" 011
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 05/08/2025This doctor's office hold music is aqueous transmission by incubus. Starting to think this doctor is my middle school boyfriend breaking up with me 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 05/08/2025i know my face is killing you, but it is also hurting me, i have TMJ 010
k mukai @kmukai.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It’s kind of fucked up that multiple “Best Dad Ever” mugs get made and sold instead of just one mug that gets passed to the One True Best Dad 000
