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kevin might return

@kmr.bsky.social
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callipygian formerly twitter famous. seen in forbes, vice, vanity fair, time, huffpost, and the u.s. government.

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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
But really, this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever been able to do. Running the Olympic flame through one of the world’s most beautiful cities was such an honor. #olympics
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am the flame.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
1460 to go
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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a pair of heart shaped buttons with the canadian and american flags on them
ALT: a pair of heart shaped buttons with the canadian and american flags on them
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
can I do this in Canada too?
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That’s such a good tune, man.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat
ALT: bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I need a similar pinned post about crows.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Also with how thin-skinned they all are, subpoena requests may significantly increase.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
8 years ago, I asked Jason Kander what his favorite political quote was and 8 years later, it holds true again. Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Chrissy come back to BlueSky, please and thank you.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Before Thanksgiving is never too early in this house.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
sold. the community will hire you.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I’m at a castle.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Sounds like you need more vaccines.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
This sounds like his “friends and family” don’t talk to him.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
returning to my roots
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
He’s a very good boy.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
OSAC or not to OSAC?
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Twins?
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Please America, don’t make me go back to my alter ego.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
So happy I’m in Canada.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Mark Kelly would be a badass VP, just saying.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
The bots have been heavily churning out biblical talking points the last year or so. Waiting for someone to write about that.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
I am just here to confirm your reporting, anonymously.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
yikes
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
I learned about this the other day and I’m still hurting. I hope you are doing better than I, friend.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
RIP friend.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
congrats bsky on the “official” launch!
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Sigh.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
It’s still better than X/Twitter.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Josh, after moving to Canada I have never felt safer from gun violence. It’s one of the most wild feelings.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
This is my new friend, Doug. I am not the dog.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
There are few times I’ve ever been heartbroken in sports over losing a player. Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
So I’m finally moving into a permanent house in a few days. Yay! With new house also comes new puppy shortly thereafter. Do I name him (a golden retriever): a.) Doug b.) Dave
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Kidney stones are the worst. Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Every. Year.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I wish I could hide in a small cave from September 9th to September 13th.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Check if Factal is hiring. You’d be good at that work.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
“There are two ways to be fooled One to believe what isn't true The other is to refuse to believe what is true.” --Kierkegaard
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I’ve asked them to share everything with police. We both know there were some known people who may need to be questioned.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I’ve gotten in touch with a few folks to help figure out what’s going on. She’s in my thoughts. 💜
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Anas al-Rawi @anasrawi.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
my dearest friend and our beloved ines helene (@inihelene.bsky.social) has been missing since friday 25th august; last known sighting in oxie, malmo, sweden 😞. *please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm. 🤍😥 #findines
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
wtf fuck
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Happened to me a couple nights ago.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Gotta get that court case in federal court to make an argument they can be pardoned.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
I keep seeing VisitUSA commercials on TV here in Canada and it feels like seeing your ex-girlfriend on Tinder wearing lingerie.
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
It’s “act of god” not “acts of god” peasant
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Stay safe!
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kevin might return @kmr.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Didn’t your grandson die of an overdose? Be careful!
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