Reposted by Kristen Lepionka𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw 2481833900
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 12/05/2026YES. This is so annoying. It’s like wearing a t-shirt that says “Ask me about my secret (I can’t tell you).” 000
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Bodies are the biggest racket going. Brains are also not so great though. 110
Reposted by Kristen Lepionkasouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026if only Louis XVI had had a ballroom he might be alive today 1365099751
Reposted by Kristen Lepionkalaura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is the world so many of these people made and even they have to live in it 08218
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I feel like there’s a “liquid death on the cross” joke here somewhere 010
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Maybe they’ll make an iced tea flavored toaster pastry next and then the rapture will happen. 110
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The subhead “toaster pastry flavored iced tea” is sending me. It’s probably delicious but also, no. 110
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160574419
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 23/04/2026They would absolutely CRUMPLE if they had to do it 110
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“Focus on being a great pope” is also a banger 110
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I made a lot of progress on a project this week and I’m very excited about it. Everything may be garbage still (for us all), but at least my creative brain still has some life left in it despite the absolute mess the past 8 years have been. 020
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 10/04/2026No, today should have been cancelled yesterday. 010
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaKristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Every few months I have to come on here and share this again. Truly the vibe never ends. 001
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2026May I present the Cleveland Guardians creature which is called Slider 010
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My condolences! Just wait till it does the thing where it thinks today is yesterday and it won’t show any of today’s games and the only way to fix it is to uninstall and reinstall the app. This happened at least 2x a month last year (which was our first year with it for CLE). Expensive and rude BS. 110
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Your April Fools' Day Reminder that trickle-down economics is the greatest trick of all. It's nothing more than a cruel hoax designed to enrich corporations and the super-rich at your expense. Don't fall for it. 15858561520
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Every few months I have to come on here and share this again. Truly the vibe never ends. 001
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026@katieaki.bsky.social I made those miso butter cookies you posted about a while ago and you were right: they’re perfect. 100
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/02/2026things can’t be this evil and this stupid at the same time 1482801299
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Right? I kept switching channels thinking it was one of those times they randomly changed which feed it was on but no 020
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 12/02/2026The amount of enthusiasm I have for even the niche events this time is wild. 120
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 27/01/2026We can still abolish and persecute ICE, as a treat 1669079
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I swear it’s just some kind of kink for him to watch them move on his say-so. I hate it. 1141
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Maple would like to lobby for the Chicken & Cheese churu on occasion 110
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 16/01/2026As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show. 763322395
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Buffalo plaid is timeless as hell and matching is overrated 000
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaGreggo 🏳️🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My response to anything over the next two weeks 51149613934
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This is so real. It’s such a nice balancing scent note but when someone has just doused themselves in straight patchouli it smells like a hippie’s storage unit. 120
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2025True crime thoughts: it’s weird to me that police often look at the position of the driver’s seat of a car and say, “She couldn’t have been driving this car. The seat is too far back.” I’m 5’2”and drive with my seat nearly all the way back. When I inevitably vanish, the police will be stumped. 020
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I woke up mad about healthcare in the US today (and every day).open.substack.comThis is not a billNotes on the cost of living — and the price of staying alive 062
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I get such anxiety when it sounds like they’ve started too high 110
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I feel like boomers think about how good they had it and take credit for it. And they made a point of hoarding that good. But as a millennial, it’s been pretty horrific to have a glimpse of how much better a lot things used to be as well as an acute awareness of the decline. 1455977
Reposted by Kristen LepionkaThe Roughin’ Man! @timcfield.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Reminder to everybody; if you think you saw someone stealing food, no you didn’t. 116254
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 23/10/2025In the Apple TV app it routinely does this thing where it thinks today is yesterday and shows all of the previous day’s games and the only way to fix it is to delete it and reinstall. At least 2x a month I’m like, “I pay for this??” 000
Kristen Lepionka @kmlwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2025All printers are at least partially evil, but this year I switched from HP printers (of which I’d had many over the years) to an Epson ET3850 and, I must say, it’s been pretty great so far. 010
