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KluZz

@kluzz.radical.org
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Señor Devloper.

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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 6h
differently paced cooker
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 25/09/2026
Fridge raid at 2AM.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 23/09/2026
Eww, and touch that orange thing?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 22/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social care to comment?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 22/09/2026
"Du vil ikke tro hvor lite som skjedde i dag!"
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 15/09/2026
Yes, but have you ever tried it straight from the cow?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 15/09/2026
When faced with no specific frame of reference, I always assume it's a D20.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 14/09/2026
Oh, that is good. 😂
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 13/09/2026
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 12/09/2026
Bamsemums ble oppfunnet det samme året som meg, og den holder visst koken enn så lenge. Jeg mistenker at de har endret smak minst en gang, men jeg har bare ett stk. anekdotisk bevis for det.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 09/09/2026
The past is indeed the future. commodore.net/callback/
commodore.net
Callback 8020: The Future of Flip-Phones
Meet Callback 8020: the perfect blend of functionality and privacy in a Flip-Phone, no social media or browser allowed.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 08/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 07/09/2026
Ah, yes, a "twofer".
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 07/09/2026
I am intimately familiar with my code until the weekend comes. After that, it might as well have been written by somebody else.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 07/09/2026
These are just going to keep growing in size and capacity until they effectively replace aircraft carriers.
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If the hubris that lead to security holes and poor engineering of doge/linux did not dissuade an enthusiastic friend, perhaps not supporting the Nazi ideology behind it will: www.flyingpenguin.com/dhh-nazism-f...
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DHH Nazism Funded by 1Password VP Who Wrote “Honest Security” | flyingpenguin
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 03/09/2026
Or... no, no, hear me out! Russian elevators are so bad that merely being in their proximity is dangerous.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 03/09/2026
A bit of gold paint, and it'll be good as new.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 02/09/2026
It's the year 2032. Society finally deadlocks as certificate and token renewals reach critical mass, and nobody knows what needs to renew first to break the jam. In other news, paper and vintage typewriter prices are inexplicably skyrocketing.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 31/08/2026
Wait, you guys have trains? Regards, Frustrated Norwegian.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 29/08/2026
He’d probably want to rename it, though.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 28/08/2026
He's going to have his face chiseled into the side of Half Dome.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 26/08/2026
That's quite the turnabout from the previous guy.
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Maren @gietlitevink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hvordan i all verden kan Norge tjene penger på Ukrainakrigen og IKKE bruke hver krone på å hjelpe Ukraina, jeg skjønner ikke, hva er det her for noe, nei, dere får ikke svare, jeg er sur
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 18/08/2026
Is this the license plate equivalent of “my girlfriend lives in canada”?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 07/08/2026
Are they suggesting that measuring tapes are no longer needed?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 06/08/2026
He looks perpetually sloshed.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 04/08/2026
Simple solution: Just don't sit while eating.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 02/08/2026
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
ALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 02/08/2026
Av og til er det så ille at lyden havner på et helt annet opptaksmedium.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 01/08/2026
This was 100% predictable.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 31/07/2026
Noe må vi jo gjøre for å klare å lese all taggingen på seteryggen foran oss.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 29/07/2026
De hadde pause!
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 28/07/2026
Harpe er utstyret man gjerne bruker til dorging, men man kan like gjerne bruke det fra båt som ligger stille.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 26/07/2026
Grå telefon med burgunder tallskive.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 25/07/2026
They’re both pregnant?!
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 22/07/2026
Når ankelen har ligget så lenge på lading bør den jo klare såpass belastning.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 22/07/2026
That's number 4?
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 18/07/2026
Brown cheese.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 16/07/2026
As if that’s going to matter.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 16/07/2026
Yes, the famously high-quality russian domestic products…
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 14/07/2026
Bold of MacOS to assume that my work is ever done.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 13/07/2026
Narrator: "It was not free."
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 13/07/2026
I can virtually feel the heat through my monitor.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 09/07/2026
Green snakes will definitely help you move a couch.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 01/07/2026
Well, when you put it that way...
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 29/06/2026
We're gonna need a bigger bolt.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 24/06/2026
De har jo et sånt Emotional Support Animal i taket.
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KluZz @kluzz.radical.org · 21/06/2026
I guess that's one way to keep making money.
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