iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Been thinking about you all day. I checked on your page, and got an error message. Pretty sure we were all checking in on you, and we crashed it.

Picture of Tressie McMillan Cottom’s Bluesky page. A pink error message shows that I was unable to connect- BUT IT WAS JUST TRESSIE’S PAGE

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Proof- Russell Crowe and Hugo Weaving:

Poster for proof- it has a color photograph of Hugo weaving glowering. The photo is small, and in the middle. Behind the poster in blue is Russell Crowe and Genevieve Picot, looking as though Crowe is about to whisper in her ear, kiss her. There’s an ambiguity there, but it’s an intimate moment.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Me, looking her up, and this being the first photo I come across.

Joan Chen in a tux for the screen actors guild awards.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Probably original mario brothers, though there’s a strong chance it was actually Mickeys Space Adventure.

Cover art for Mickeys Space Adventure. Mickey and Pluto are floating in front of the moon.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I crushed so hard on Jodie Foster all through high school. Somehow watched silence of the lambs at age 14, and yeah…

Still from silence of the lambs. Jodie foster is in an elevator during training, with like 7 men. She’s comparatively tiny, and wearing her sweats (she’s just come in from a workout)

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Donuts secured! And someone complimented my mug. Now to settle into the day and see what awaits.

Picture of a mural. It’s a cute little guy (rabbit) riding on what looks like a donut bumper car. A hand holds a box of donuts in front of the mural.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I should have put my coffee in a to go mug, but it’s just not the same. Heading to grab donuts on this beautiful morning.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Per usual, we are overwhelmed by our yard, and are trying to do too much. The Gaylord boxes are for a corner of our front yard. We’d managed to transform our front yard into mostly a native plant paradise, but then we moved the fence, and now part of the weed infested backyard is front yard.

Picture of a side of a house, with the ground bare. Tools are visible- wheelbarrow, grey trashcan, shovels, etc

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Yesterday we discovered the glory of Gaylord boxes. They are thick, sturdy, and ready to handle all of your.. landscaping needs.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

He is beautiful. And I want to sic him on the random guy that was driving by my house yesterday, felt compelled to stop, ring my doorbell, and ask if I wanted his landscaping services because my yard is overrun with weeds. Weeds below.

My weeds. (It’s a shot of my native plants in my front yard. It’s not a great shot, but there are so many poppies!)

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Appreciating the age gap angle but hear me out… also, that’s a fine moustache.

Samuel Clemens aka mark Twain at age 31. His dark, curly hair is styled to frame his face. He gazes intently at the camera. In picture of him when he’s older, his moustache takes over his whole face. In this picture, it is trimmed, and dare I say, attractive.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Caterpillar in the yard. Cute little guy.

A caterpillar is sitting up on a bush. It has a black back, and green underside. The bush has purple flowers.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL April

Extreme mashup! When you take a still from the emperors new groove of kronk talking to yzma as a cat, BUT it’s referencing dungeon crawler Carl.

Kronk is talking yzma as a cat, who is standing on his shoulder, examining a potion in her hand, an evil glint in her eye.

The caption is “gosh darn it donut,”

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Pinball museum in alameda- an excellent start to spring break. This dolly pinball machine was a highlight.

It’s a pinball machine with a glorious depiction of 1970s Dolly. She shimmers, she glows. It’s everything you wish a dolly pinball Machine would be

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Games that influenced me. Used my9games.com

Shadows of Darkness; Gabriel knight: sins of the father; Civilization 3; Kings quest iv: perils of rosella; Dragon age: origins; Planescape: torment; Witcher iii; Stardew valley; Slay the spire

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Ok fine. This one triggered another one. Post an iconic horror movie image.

Close up shot of Kathy Bates face in misery. She’s holding the sledgehammer.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

At first, I couldn’t place it, and then… memory unlocked.

Picture of a Babbage’s storefront. The name is in neon re.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Biutiful. There were so many layers of very human horror that one time viewing was sufficient. It was worse because I was trying to get through my list of Oscar movies, so I’d done a double feature of this + rabbit hole.

Poster for Biutiful. It features a still of Javier bardem looking off in the distance. The frame is tight on bardem, showing him from the shoulders up. In the background, you can see what looks like an out of focus city scape.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

For some reason, my local afghan restaurant is using the D.A.R.E. To keep your kids off drugs font.

Picture of a store front. Viable through the window is a sign in red neon that has “DAR” in the DARE font.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

This was amazing. I did one, and then my 10 yo stole my phone and did a few.

A screen with several horses running across the screen.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

My feed has me thinking of the AIDS crisis, so I’m going with Gia. It’s flawed, but Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell are perfect.

Scene from Gia. Linda (Elizabeth Mitchell) is kissing Gia (Angelina Jolie).

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Chipmunk has a job, and it’s to take socks and stuffed to the backyard:

Tiny dog with octopus dog toy in his mouth. He’s standing next to a stuffy mastodon and a single giant sock. He’s outside, and you can see grass, a trampoline, and a lemon tree in the background.

Tiny fog with a giant sock in his mouth. He’s on a bed, plotting.

Tiny dog standing and looking directly at the camera. He’s outside has a dinosaur stuffy in his mouth. He’s outside and on a concrete pad.

Stuffies strewn across some cardboard that’s covering the garden. The stuffies have frost on them.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Definitely snuggled this bestest boy today.

Tiny dog standing on some cardboard amidst some green weeds. He’s holding a blue octopus dog toy in his mouth, there’s a mastodon toy at his feet, and a giant sock is laying in the yard just beyond that. (He steals my sleeping slippers and leaves them in the yard)

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

We (wife, 6yo, 9yo) made an impromptu 12-layer rainbow jello on NYE. Feels like good vibes for the new year.

It’s a square of jello w 12 layers. Each color has a clear layer and a yogurt layer- purple on the bottom and then blue, green, yellow, orange, and red.

It’s a square of jello w 12 layers, and a piece cut off to show off the layers. Each color has a clear layer and a yogurt layer- purple on the bottom and then blue, green, yellow, orange, and red.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I have no textile skills, BUT my 2026 goal is to learn to embroider sufficiently so that I can (with decent skill) embroider Ms Pac-Man chasing a few ghosts under the collar of this shirt I got for my birthday. I think I’d have bits of them peeking out in places, but mostly it would be a

It’s a folded Imogene + Willie pearl snap button denim shirt.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Post an iconic brunette. 🖤 Twofer:

Paul Newman and Elizabeth Taylor from cat on a hot tin roof.

Paul Newman is in the foreground, his eyes stare in the distance. It’s almost a glare. Both hands grasp a drink. He’s dressed in a blue robe.

Elizabeth Taylor is behind him, grasping his left shoulder with both hands, trying to look at him.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

A little coloring to bring some calm to the chaos:

From the coloring book bramble hedge. It shows the mouse basil laying amongst some berries and holding a cup. This picture just has the berries lightly colored.

Same picture, but the berries are now colored a darker shade of wine. There is variation within the colors.

Finished coloring. Basil has a solid blue top, and his pants are striped in different colors of blue.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Joan Cusak in Addams family values:

Joan Cusak with short, straight blond hair, wearing a feathery white thong, while holding a skull.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.

Poster for the last seduction. The poster shows Linda fiorintino looking down, at what we’re not shown. She has a cigarette dangling from her mouth, smoke floating in front of her face. Her long dark hair falls forward, covering the left side of her face.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I’d stopped playing slay the spire, but it has sucked me back in.

Image of the starting screen for the watcher character in slay the spire. Picture shows that ascension level 9 is unlocked.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Slay the spire is probably closest at 111.

Slay the spire stats screen.
-total playtime- 111 hours, 3 min, 41s
-total victories: 23
Total deaths: 70
Total floors climbed: 3426
Total bosses slain: 162
Total enemies slain: 3978
Cards discovered: 366/370
Cards unlocked: 36/36
Relics discovered: 174/178
Relics unlocked: 24/24
Fastest victory: 1 hour, 6 min, 46s

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Quest for Glory 4, shadows of darkness.

Still for QfG IV. The hero is chained in a dungeon, about to be “tortured.”

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

SO YOU SEE, WHITE AMERICANS LOVE SOCIALIST CONCEPTS, SO LONG AS NON-WHITE FOLKS DON'T BENEFIT. THAT'S WHY FDR WAS ABLE TO CREATE SUCH A BROAD COALITION. NOW, ONCE LBJ AND THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT EXTENDED THOSE BENEFITS TO BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE IT BECAME "BAD." NOW THAT THEY'VE UNDONE MUCH OF...

Girl explaining meme - A young man is standing and looking into the distance, as though he sees his fleeting life flashing before his eyes.

A young woman stands next to him, one arm casually hooked around his neck; the other pointing haphazardly in the distance. She is not looking in the direction of her pointed arm; she is looking at the man, her mouth wide open. He is pointedly not looking at her.

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K Lynn Patterson @klpatauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Practical Magic. This is OFFENSIVE to my generation.

Screenshot from rotten tomatoes showing that Practical Magic has a 26% score.

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