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Mike Noordijk

@klondijk.bsky.social
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My fantasy team is being run by A, as I didn't know my team was included in my nephews league, and everything is auto-drafted and populated. There is no I involved anywhere in this!
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you trolling, or have you never seen Jokic play? He's done impossible shit like this in multiple regular seasons and playoffs
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a data center goes up near Matt Garman's house, then maybe I'll listen to anything that comes out of his mouth
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"its" godDAMMIT autocorrect
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree, the production values and pioneering editing-a-reality-show-for-wholesomeness-and-authenticity-rather-than-repetitive-manufactured-conflict innovation of the Great British Baking Show make it's ranking well deserved. Not sure what your problem with Better Call Saul might be🙂
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depending how deep that bomb is, I found that shockwave pretty impressive for an 85 year old explosive that's been sitting in salt water the whole time! I think the small jet above the water is the water coming back into the semi-circular void the bomb briefly caused
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it sounds maudlin but cherish that time!
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both-sides-ing this clown show is pretty impressive. Are you a bot?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pep Guardiola holds up 6 fingers, Lance Armstrong holds up 6 fingers
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, while both mostly good on policy, were not naturals at campaigning writ large the way Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were, and unfortunately that is a really important part of the job. AOC can BRING IT in a way they couldn't
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Max Dowman isn't one to worry about, he comes from MONEY money
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, I hope you and Hercules Shipwright are together wherever you've flown to. @johnfinnemore.bsky.social
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy hell, the reporter showing the picture to his DAUGHTER at her father's FUNERAL is an asshole. I hope he regrets doing that to this day
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
which poem?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope someone loves you the way the microfiber cloths love the fuzzy bath mat
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She bought some property in Nashville in an area that has since become gentrified and mentioned it when talking about Whitney Houston. That seems to be the only thing in the article that is an actual thing Dolly Parton did, along lots of vague hand-waving fluff. I found the article pretty thin
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@marcelias.verification.social blocked me when I asked about the cease-and-desist his firm sent to try to block the publication of this. Feels bad, man
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is your recent turn to pettiness some consultant-generated attempt to drive engagement?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Note that the increase in NL cycling accidents and deaths neatly coincides with the increase in e-bike use, an infrastructure issue the Dutch are currently wrangling with.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just as we have a responsibility not to be the guy who takes a call for the actual effective solution to bike safety and intentionally or unintentionally misunderstands it to make it more fun to pile on (and indeed endorse calling it "insane")
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Should we get rid of sidewalks and crosswalks and require pedestrians to wear helmets to compensate? The argument isn't no bike helmets, it's that it is an intentional deadly choice to prioritize cars over all else in infrastructure, and it doesn't have to be one or the other.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Josh, have you watched the entire video?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@marcelias.bluesky.social just blocked me for politely asking him to address the Mothership fundraising situation. Blocking for asking that question is not reassuring me!!
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A slightly better question is WHAT THE FUCK IS HAKEEM JEFFRIES DOING!?!
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You really need to address your role in the shady Mothership fundraising practices. That cease and desist has damaged your credibility
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When Mark Duplass, Kyle Chandler, or Ron Livingston is in a movie I'm watching, it often takes me a while to figure which one I am seeing
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These two walking around in maternity suits
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Sheila Q. @sheilaq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pass it on:
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gretchen Whitmer has been mostly worried about only Gretchen Whitmer for the last couple of years (lots of senior mi dem leadership would agree). I do not trust Haley Stevens for the same reasons.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
False equivalency, same as it ever was
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I"m curious, which serious errors has he made?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Horses bite in ALL CAPS!
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You not checking to see if Moss himself said he was "Israel first" earlier this week before using your platform to accuse someone running in a Dem primary of being a Nazi like Nick Fuentes is exactly what I meant when I said you are not as careful in your posts and replies about this issue.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I guess we're in the rubber/glue zone. Please understand that I respect and have long followed your crucial reporting. The harsh personal accusations in response to good faith differences are what rankle here, I feel like you conflate and are far less careful in what you say on the issue of Israel.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The crashing out is the personal insults and spamming of anti-Semitism accusations. It's really beneath you
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There are 3 separate assertions in your reply that you have invented about me. The way you are crashing out about this issue speaks volumes, and is frankly disappointing. Anti-AIPAC and anti-Netanyahu does not equal antisemitism. You are very late to how toxic a brand the current Israeli gov is.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If he does accept AIPAC funding and/or AIPAC is funding attacks on his opponents, would that claim be fairer to you?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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ANDOR: The Rogue One Arc [Rogue One Rescore]
TLDR: ROGUE ONE (2016) CUT INTO AND RESCORED IN THE STYLE OF AN ANDOR (2022) ARC. What it says on the tin, pretty much. Andor brainrot has had me this past year, it’s genuinely become one of my favori...
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you know about this edit of Rogue One into three Andor episodes, right?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They've been protecting the keeper freedom of movement in the box. Raya would claim EVERYTHING
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not to mention the PTSD hell it puts lots of people through
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Canada got rope-a-doped I think.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A much longer pass, at full speed, with a defender to beat still after he brings it down, AND a triviala into the far corner. Bergkamp's was way way better
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I can watch the elegant flight of barn swallows and swifts all day
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Your campaign, at the highest levels, is pushing bogus, bad-faith "not a real doctor" attacks on El-Sayed. Have you told your own campaign staff not to "tear apart instead of staying united?" I have been genuinely disappointed by this, and by your hiring of Lis Smith.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
but HEPTANE and PENTANE are acceptable?!?
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I feel like we need to still talk about David Raya leaving a highly visible skid 10 meters inside the opposition half MAKING A SLIDING TACKLE.
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Mike Noordijk @klondijk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Rog and Rory both pretending that there is any doubt that Raya was fouled just for the narrative is pretty disappointing. I have come to expect authenticity with MIB's humor, and this feels more like Skip Bayless or Stephen A Smith (non-complimentary)
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