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@klethetemplar.bsky.social
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Gay, Autistic, Occasional Streamer, old enough to know better. linktr.ee/klethetemplar

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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s been a week since I last smoked. Which is awesome. My body got me a gift… It’s called stomach flu. Thanks body. 😭
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Change in plans. Something is going on with my body so I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow. Don't worry. I don't think I'm dead. Wait... am I? No, I'm 90% sure I'm not.
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Melle 🍋 Lemony @mellemony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have you not yet met THE FOLLOW FRIENDS?! here's your chance! www.patreon.com/mellemony/po... (free post!) #patreon #followfriends #art #illustration
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Who are the Follow Friends?! | Melle Lemony (Mellemony)
Banana! Pear! Beet! Blueberries! Strawberry! and Broccoli! The Follow Friends are the adorable Fruits & Veggies that appear during my live
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wonder what I get up to when I'm streaming? No, but I'm going to tell you anyway. Crabs... it's crabs Come join me this evening at 18:00 for some more random crustaceans I come up with over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really enjoyed myself. Apart from the ad blunder at the end. New prototype gear and a lot of death in the PvE DZ. Mostly mine. 🤣 Same time next week?
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I seem to be preparing that streamlike thing. So... I guess I'm streaming from 18:00 BST over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar Now, where did I put that sandwich?
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
My name’s Kle the epileptic autistic gamer. I'll be randomly breaking things on Twitch (usually my sanity). Come on in, enjoy the oddness. — KleTheTemplar streams live on Twitch! Check out their video...
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enjoying the Division 2 Red Moon Raising event. I have the boss drop from the Hunter (small chance to appear during extraction) as well as the Vertigo from Phoebe. Phoebe is one of the first "world" bosses and it's fun to team up with others to take it down. Need to improve my build though
A Division agent wearing a black mask with glowing lava style cracks stands in an outdoor seating area on a rooftop. Plants and seating are visible around the area, with the setting sun behind him
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a Division 2 livestream today just before my stream. Since multitasking isn't my strong point I'll be streaming tomorrow instead. In the meantime enjoy the Red Moon Rising...
A Division agent wearing a black mask with pink heart-shaped eyes and a smile stands on a rooftop at night. There's a full moon behind him which is tinted red. He is in an outdoor seating area which has plants and a parasol in the background.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About to go live with Division 2. twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
My name’s Kle the epileptic autistic gamer. I'll be randomly breaking things on Twitch (usually my sanity). Come on in, enjoy the oddness. — KleTheTemplar streams live on Twitch! Check out their video...
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A dark blue illustration with handwritten white text reading, “You never know what someone might be carrying in the shadows of their life, and maybe that’s why some humans just love cats so much. Cats can see in the dark.” Below, a wide-eyed black cat peeks through a softly lit window with open shutters.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You never cease to amaze me, a wonderful mix of humour, creepy and beauty. <3
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't want to be That Guy... but my new husbando joined me during my first ten pull... Praise the Elation #HRS #Elation #Aventurine
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And I’m doing that live thing. Come and watch me play games. twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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KleTheTemplar - Live on Twitch
Wait, why is the sky red? | Streaming tom clancy's the division 2.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So I did the dialect thing. I appear to be a New Yorker trapped in the body of a Brit 😂
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I totally forgot that I had a stream today. I will be dog sitting a very hyperactive puppie so I won’t be able to do the stream thing. I’ll be go live tomorrow instead. Sorry about that. Please enjoy this random image.
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reddit user pkunfcj has collated advice on what people in Wales can do to fight back against the trans surgical ban:: - writing to Senedd members and the First Minister (with an example email) - complain through patient advocacy services - complain to the health board - organise protests
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pkunfcj's comment on "Welsh Gender Service Review - Cancelled surgeries"
Explore this conversation and more from the transgenderUK community
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well you have my attention. 😜
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KBDraws92 @kbdraws92.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 🏳️‍⚧️💙🩷🤍
A heart pattern in the Trans flag colours
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unfortunately there will be no stream today. Emergency repairs need to be done on my house and the repair team may arrive during my stream time. I will stream tomorrow instead when the nice repair people have provided me with hot water.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There will be no stream today. Between the heat, the heatstroke, passing out on public transport, and a CT scan rest is the order of the day. I’m fine despite the list of ailments. I just need the rest. In the meantime go watch one of your other favourite creators, but I’m your favourite right?
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Cartoon Dog Suffering in Heatwave with Fan
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Instagram: We're going to help you recognise AI content with information about AI we detect Digital artist: WTF why has all my art been marked as AI? Instagram: This isn't AI (when an account that shares images clearly marks it as AI).
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I actually enjoy this. I can't explain why but it kind of speaks to me. Nice work as always <3
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Odd day. I have spent it all mentally composing letters in my head. Every action, every location, every person has had their own email mentally composed. Genuinely not sure why. None of them will ever be written or sent. Still, guess it keeps me distracted from… actually I’m not sure what 🤣
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So Covid, Diabetes or Pregnancy. Kind of makes you wonder what Burger Queen has to say about all this. 🤣
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Isn’t the one on the right a Covid test? So they’re expecting a child or Covid? 🤔
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Time to switch stream categories from Art to Pet 😆
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gone live. Yes I'm early, or am I actually a week late? Streaming Destiny 2 over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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KleTheTemplar - Live on Twitch
Wait, this isn't a duststorm. Playing Destiny with @itsdave | Streaming destiny 2.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A fluffy black kitten with big round eyes peeks out from behind an oversized pink flower with a bright yellow centre, almost hidden by its giant petals. Above, white handwritten text reads, “I thought you deserved a really big flower today.”
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have a lot of mental and personal stuff going on right now. It was causing her distress which in turn caused me distress. Her dental issues were only picked up during her last visit to her vet which was already half way through the rehoming process so wasn’t a factor. I’m doing as well as I can.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There will be no stream today. I’ve been in the process of rehoming my cat Mia for a couple of months. The Blue Cross has found space for her while they treat her dental problems Unfortunately the cattery is some distance away so I’ll be travelling as well as trying to manage the emotional issues
A mostly white cat with hazel eyes laying on her back. She has some brownish patches. She is also giving that look that only a cat can of disapproval and attention seeking
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sound on 🐾🤍
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thanks for popping by everyone. Sorry I had to cut it short. Mia is struggling with the need for dental work (which comes in around £750+) and as much fun as I was having I needed to attend to her. Thanks to the subs and to catolado joining in game to steamroll the enemies.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's getting a bit sandy in NYC. Come for sand, moderately moist areas and drops. Over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar fro 18:00 BST
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's getting a bit sandy in NYC. Come for sand, moderately moist areas and drops. Over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar fro 18:00 BST
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Guild: Ren Faire'd www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel... I’ve missed them. Now they’re just a few thousand away from hitting the kickstarter goal (and it’s been less than 2 hours) Go, check them out. #TheGuild #Movie’d #Poopcornbucket #kickstarter
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The Guild: Ren Faire'd
Help us celebrate The Guild's upcoming 20th anniversary by making the most epic renfaire movie of all time!
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me: Tries to charge my phone Phone: Maybe when the phone has cooled down It’s the first time I’ve encountered this. Even at 40c the other week I never got that. 🤔
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Hot iPhone Pops Popcorn
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Live over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar with some Division 2 Now with drops
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
Is that a crossover I smell?
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok, you know it's hot when you need to put your tablets in the fridge because at least two of them have started melting...
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just a heatwave reminder to anyone taking medication. The heat can impact effectiveness and side effects. If you’re unsure about impacts check the information leaflet that came with your medication or contact your pharmacist. There’s more to factor in but check out the met office webpage for more.
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Karen Walker's Displeased Medication Moment
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You know it's hot when I can't even bring myself to play a video game...
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And now I know why last nights stream wasn't great. For me at least. I had a seizure during my sleep, not severe thanks to the VNS. It has had an impact sadly. But my headaches and mild incoherence were indicators of an upcoming fit. Looks like today is a day of rest.
A FFXIV Miqote with short blond and black hair stands in a red rocky landscape under a purple, star‑filled sky. They’ve got a white shirt, a black choker, red tattoo on their cheek. There's floating rocks in the background
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Going live over at twitch.tv/klethetemplar with some Zombie Division 2. I would add witty things here but that would involve thinking 😆
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
My name’s Kle the epileptic autistic gamer. I'll be randomly breaking things on Twitch (usually my sanity). Come on in, enjoy the oddness.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Why does my refrigerator smell of garlic? *opens fridge* Oh right the week old ready meal called Garlic Schnitzel
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a picture of a cat with the words i can smell you below it
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Strangely I often find the fully dressed more exciting than outright nudes. There's a mystery there that requires the use of a viewers imagination. Although your pictures are exciting regardless of clothing ;)
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Going live over at twitch.tv/klethetrmplar playing some Division 2 and get as many stretch goal boxes as possible
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Kip's face when he saw the size of these beautiful spiderlike mounts. Thanks to @arctinae.bsky.social for running the competition all that time ago and for being patient waiting for me to pick them up.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So I was going to do a birthday stream. But unfortunately health says no. Instead I'll be having a nice birthday nap 😆 I'll be streaming at some point during the weekend though so you still have plenty of times to give me birthday treats. twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
My name’s Kle the epileptic autistic gamer. I'll be randomly breaking things on Twitch (usually my sanity). Come on in, enjoy the oddness.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thanks to @darkinsanities.tv for doing a pre-birthday stream for me and @itsbrand.live for joining. Especially since they played Destiny 2. I enjoyed it a lot even if I did have to unbreak my PC I’ll be doing a birthday stream tomorrow 6pm BST. Hopefully see you there. Twitch.tv/klethetemplar
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KleTheTemplar - Twitch
My name’s Kle the epileptic autistic gamer. I'll be randomly breaking things on Twitch (usually my sanity). Come on in, enjoy the oddness.
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Kle @klethetemplar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thursday...
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