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Eric K

@kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Piano player in the whorehouse of life. Background check: w.wiki/Eu9x Vintage non-responsive website: www.kleptones.com Listen […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@kleptones, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
❤️ #RIP
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Last one was my selec, "Samhain Rain - Arise" by Sand Snowman, from one of a fine bunch of compilations collectively titled "Dark Britannica" www.discogs.com/label/1575566-Dark-… #ListeningClub
A black-and-white circular illustration of a smiling face surrounded by a ring and radiating sun rays.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
That rare thing, a perfect advertisement. #cheese #food #advertising
An orange-and-white marbled half-wheel of cheese sits beneath the text “Just saying it is enough to make you smile,” above “Behold the power of Cheese.”
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
New Hectic City Mixtape! - BANJIE REALNESS : A CIRCULAR WILLIAM ORBIT MIX - we're paying tribute and celebrating the recently departed Mr. Orbit with a mighty four-hour mix, featuring a personal selection of his remix work and productions, mainly from around […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Sadly not a fan of the new #mastodon 5.0 layout, in desktop deck view it's definitely not an improvement - making the left column sticky means 25% less horizontal space for columns - previously at least i could scroll it off to the left - unless I'm missing […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Screenshot of my new mastodon 5.0 deck view, showing columns overwritten on the left by a permanent, rarely used, column.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Album cover of the day. #music #art #design
A woman in a red jacket poses beside a sign reading “Grace Slick” and “Welcome to the Wrecking Ball,” with light flaring at her waist.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I was today years old when I found out Kenny Rogers loved pineapple burgers. #music #pineapple
Vintage Dole advertisement showing a burger topped with a large pineapple ring and lettuce, with the headline “Taste the difference Dole makes” and Kenny Rogers smiling, holding a pineapple burger, eating at a table.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
You have been listening to "Friendship Survival Guide", by Adam Wiltzie and the late Jóhann Jóhannsson with the Budapest Art Orchestra. Adam you may know from his work as part of Stars Of The Lid and A Winged Victory For The Sullen; Johann from his […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
album cover for Friendship Survival Guide by Adam Wiltzie, Jóhann Jóhannsson
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
"“Then we marched up to our label over email, the relevant team members, like, ‘How long have all our fuckin’ fans been fake, you sons of bitches?’” He added that the band have now “learned that we should show up to Zoom meetings about how our record’s going […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Text reading : "“Then we marched up to our label over email, the relevant team members, like, ‘How long have all our fuckin’ fans been fake, you sons of bitches?’”

He added that the band have now “learned that we should show up to Zoom meetings about how our record’s going to be advertised”
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Hey hey hey, here comes the third and final chunk of this year's Kings Day sounds, perfect for BBQs or winter stews or whatever life chucks at you around this time of year - part 3 is nearly two hours chopped from quite near the end of the day (and it sounds […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Hola amigos, here's the second helping from our Kings Day DJ set here in #amsterdam - Another fine hour of classics, edits, remixes and personal faves, this time from the middle of the day, when things were beginning to simmer quite nicely indeed! Big thanks […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Here's something for your summer BBQ soundtrack (or winter stew, if you're round that side of the globe) - presenting the first of 3 chunks of classics, edits, remixes and cheeky favourites from this year's Kings Day DJ set - Massive love and thanks to […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
"Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" Two thumbs up. (nb: don't watch the trailer, it ruins pretty much the whole thing) #film
Poster featuring a close-up of a man's face with tangled wires and objects sprouting from his head, with red text reading "GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE".
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Hi folks, presenting the final episode of this season of The In-Tray (that's S04 E05, yunnow). Thanks to everyone who's been listening and especially thanks for the likes and reposts on here also, it's really very much appreciated. I hope you've heard some […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
"Visitors have already stepped on the infamous peanut butter floor, less than a week after it opened in Rotterdam. The Depot of Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen said that at least one person had walked on the exhibit, and another had dropped their phone into […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A hexagonal peanut butter installation covers the floor of a modern art gallery with two visitors present.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
Howdy folks, Another Golden Hour mixtape for you, woop. #14 is a rather tasty hour of deep and spacious mid-tempo breaks 'n' beats with a side order of chillness. Maybe a mix to lean into with a couple of glasses of wine or a good smoke - whatever takes your […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Hence the very festival-friendly pick of Wolverhampton's finest Macka B's "Roots Ragga" #listeningclub
Portrait of reggae artist Macka B
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
I'm so glad I checked first. #enshittification
Text reading : "CARE ~ Iron cold. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Maximum wash temperature 30°C. Tumble dry at a lower temperature. Wash and iron inside out. Wash with similar colors. Reshape while damp. Wash in a mesh laundry bag.; Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Do not tumble dry. Hand wash. Wash before first use. Rinse after use. Wipe clean only.; Do not dry clean. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron. Do not bleach. Hand wash. Lay to dry on a clothes hanger. Wash with similar colors. Wash inside out.; Do not tumble dry. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Wash with similar colors. Maximum wash temperature 30°C. Iron cold. Wash in a mesh laundry bag.; Maximum wash temperature 40°C. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Do not tumble dry. Wash with similar colors. Lay flat to dry. Color may fade. Rinse after use; Wash before first use; Wash with similar colors."
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Hi folks, it's time for another In-Tray, S04 E04 no less, ready to fill your ears with two hours of wonderful recent releases, encompassing global grooves, ambience, post-rock, electronics, dub, folk and jazz, often all at the same time […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Number 4 is so many companies right now, sadly. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-econ…
Screenshot of text which reads "4. Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his ficlds. His
total payroll is $10 million/ycar. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the
worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin
fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent
productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in
excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million duc to the loss of
productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow
but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit."
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Watching the #primaverasound live stream and just realised that Geese are just The Strokes done in The Club Style. #music #hottake #clubstyle
Man with black wig, mustache, and thick glasses smiles while wearing a tuxedo and a bowtie, with text overlay "WAS BORN TO RUN A CLUB LIKE THIS".
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Hey folks, here's a new Golden Hour, it's #13 but we're not superstitious types, too busy looking forward to the arrival of summer round these parts with a solid hour of festival-friendly 160-flavoured jungle 'n' drum & bass 'n' footwork 'n' juke or whatever […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
A fine B-side, expecially remixed up by The Beatmasters, late 80s electro-bop at it's finest, Depeche Mode's take on "Route 66" #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
@akx I admit i did also double check, even though I actually have the CD, hee hee. #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
Yeah I know, but it could have been the Rush one. The ultimate destination anyway, and maybe the best soundtrack to the worst movie ever, at least in my head anyways... #ListeningClub
Olivia Newton John with hands framing her face glows with a bright purple neon outline against a dark background.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
ARENA HYPERNORMALISATION Pull images and text from are.na to make a strangely familiar documentary critique of late capitalism. Good for full screen ambient displays, or just staring into the void. Just hit go. mildlydiverting.github.io/are.na-to… h/t @jwz
Richard Nixon and Zhou Enlai sit facing each other in chairs with a small table between them, overlaid with pink text reading "THE LINGERING SENSE OF AN UNFINISHED DREAM."
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
“If the ball were only made large”, he thought, “yes, large enough so that a player on one side could not see who was on the other, you would then have a chance to interest spectators in watching the whole game and in introducing much merriment, as well as […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Black and white historical photograph shows a large crowd of men playing pushball, struggling outdoors to keep a massive, dark, inflated ball airborne.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Behold, The In-Tray S04 E03 est arrivé chez Mixcloud, ready to fill your ears with another mighty fine two hours of quality new sounds from the past year or so, encompassing global grooves, ambience, post-rock, electronics, dub, and jazz, sometimes all at the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
"Earlier in my life there seemed to be unlimited possibilities, but my mind was closed. Now, years later and with an open mind, possibilities no longer interest me. I seem content to be continually rearranging the same furniture in the same room. My concern […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Close-up portrait of Morton Feldman with thick glasses and graying hair touching his forehead while wearing a plaid shirt and light tan jacket.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
Subvert.fm is live! As essential as Bandcamp currently is to the enormous diaspora of "small" musical artists, said platform's ownership and possible future development is a real and growing source of concern, so with great delight we're joining up with a […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Subvert banner announcing that The Kleptones are joining the co-operative music site.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
At the last minute I remembered this classic, which is just as well otherwise it would have been "Don't Stand So Close To Me", and no one wants that, I hope :) #listeningClub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
That last one courtesy of me, Fairport Convention's take on "Matty Groves", opening doors in my head via folk story songs when I was a nipper :) #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
As @ogili is away that last one, i'm guessing he won't mind me back announcing the previous as Turquoise's fine pop-psych "Tales Of Flossie Fillete" #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
*listens* looks at @ogili #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
Hey there, in lieu of watching some crazy c*** trying to blow up the world, why not soothe yourself with S04 E02 of The In-Tray, presenting two hours of seriously fine new sounds from as many different corners of the world as we could cram into a show! […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
Album cover of the day. #music #art
Album cover for Takashi Terauchi & Blue Jeans album titled "Let's Go Eleki-Bushi",  featuring six Japanese musicians in dark kimono seated on a stage, playing electric guitars and traditional drums under a banner with Japanese text.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
Never been much of a fan of this band, tbh, but this is a wonderful, wonderful, song. Barenaked Ladies "Brian Wilson". #ListeningClub
Barenaked Ladies performing "Brian Wilson"
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
aww, it's wor kev saying what someone else said #listeningclub
Dexys on Top Of The Pops
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026
Hey there, we've got a new Golden Hour mix for you to hear, #12 no less, this time a boisterous yet smooth adventure through the cosmic lights in the sky that connect the constellations of jazz, jungle and footwork. Hopefully it will provide a worthwhile […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026
Hooray, we're back with season 4 of The In-Tray! A little later than expected, sorry about that, but more than willing to make up for it with two whole hours of quality recent releases from the most excellent musical fringes of the entire globe, or as much of […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Artwork for S04 E01 of The Kleptones radio show "The In-Tray" showing the kleptones text logo and a graphic of a 4-drawer filing cabinet both printed on a white label vinyl record.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
FKA Hype Cat now Chill Cat. #ListeningClub #catsofMastodon
A striped orange tabby cat with white paws sleeps soundly on a pastel, multicolored crocheted blanket next to a gray sofa cushion.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
also, @ogili since when did you have a time machine?
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
"Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night. For it was all ripe for dreaming. Oh, how we danced away all of the lights We've always been out of our minds." Tom Waits "Rain Dogs" couldn't resist. #listeningclub
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
my pick, mainly due to the symmetrical title to the other thing I picked, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's Wet Cat Blues. We've all been there. #listeningclub
cover of extra width by blues explostion
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
From The Daily Mirror, 1917. www.oneletterwords.com/weblog/?id=1… #smalltalk #comics
Six-panel black and white comic strip showing a woman's neck progressively stretching as she continues to use the word "long" in conversation with a man during dinner.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DUWO14QEQxr #art
Expressionist painting depicts a teacher standing before a class in front of a green chalkboard displaying the handwritten phrase "You're Fucked."
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2026
Album cover of the day. #music #art
Album cover featuring five men in suits, with the central figure winking and sticking out his tongue below the text "MIGUEL CANTILO CON PUNCH".
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
Browsed through Current 93 & Coil's sinister versions of this but felt more in the mood for Hamish Imlach's take on "All The Pretty Little Horses", so here we are. #listeningclub
Hamish Imlach in a textured sweater plays an acoustic guitar while sitting cross-legged indoors, with a cigarette in his mouth.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
Kicking off with a double whammy relevant to the prev photo, Sparklehorse's "Piano Fire". #listeningclub
Album cover art for Sparklehorse's "It's a Wonderful Life" featuring a faint, antique oval portrait of a hand holding orange roses against a muted green-grey background.
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Eric K @kleptones.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
#MLK
ectangular neon sign with bright pink text reading "WE MAY HAVE ALL COME ON DIFFERENT SHIPS BUT WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT NOW" framed by a cyan border.
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