kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Nicky nonk changes size depending on what passenger is boarding a sort of reverse tardis effect. It defies other physical laws e.g. gravity. It is clearly an alien artefact. 020 2
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wonder if the academic journal “artificial intelligence” which started in 1970 will be changing its name then… 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How is Mr Mellor nowadays Antonia? 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is it just possible they couldn’t control it and it broke into a gallop and they fell off/ got thrown? 130 3
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Feels like America could afford UBI based on these cash bonuses. Is that his plan?? 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fair point, it is first past the post for results and as you say human collaborations are complex. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still even if it was 10m then it would buy a lot of full time human effort. When we look at the threat to maths departments we should consider is it really vfm and would we ever invest 10m in a full time research team to solve it? Simon wiles spent 7 years on Fermat but that would have cost way less 100 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Please do check out the history of the guardian and how it remains on island of independence in main stream print journalism it was started after the 1819 Peterloo Massacre and is a trust 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don’t dis his proud pirate heritage, he’ll leave you with a black spot. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I was tired of having free memory on my Pi, problem solved! 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“Welcome aboard flight 371 I’m sure you will be excited to hear all the software we are running on the plane today was AI generated, the doors are locked and we are ready to depart…” 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“If we help them maybe they’ll give us a little cheddar cheese.” “And if they don’t we’ll take their ship”. “Bbbbbingooo” - guardians of the Hormuz strait in the new infinit(el)y (long) wars. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Wife:“Have you printed out the eulogy for me?” . Husband: “Even better! …” 0180 18
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 03/07/2026“Trump l’oeil” - Doonesbury in “give those nymphs some hooters” 020 2
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Do they play “yakkity sax” over the office intercom as well? 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Could they move it to a ballroom? Then it would be safe as I understand it. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“Like seeing a monstrous carbuncle on the face of an old friend.” To quote Prince (as he was then) Charles 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Forget the obsession with base 10 and save the celebration for 2^8 or 256th 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It’s called “the uncanny valley” and you should see the artwork for it. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Swindon magic roundabout to be precise. 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 05/05/20261. Some people are claiming a mistake was made. 2. We will of course investigate this claim fully in time 3. I’m sorry if you feel events have affected you <massive distraction of new mistake> Repeat from 1. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Afterwards he is off to the woods to talk to some bears about their toilet activity. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Wasn’t Jesus a refugee as a baby? Fleeing from Herod. Or was that just a story I misremember from by Sunday school days. 020 2
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Discourage having more children *and* immigration surely that leads to population decline in the working age population - so who pays for the pensions? Inverted demographic pyramid? Genius level policy… 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you have a conscience then you are a human being… 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 11/10/2025This is what Amazon has led to. Bought an endoscope to look inside your ear? Was that a late Saturday night purchase? Was it just for your ear? 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 07/10/2025They are a little hard of hearing - they will just say the word “pardon”. 010 1
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Have a hot curry the night before reading the bit in mount doom for a truly immersive experience. 030 3
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Reminds me of that story about Kenny Everett wanting to call a character Mary hinge but the bbc stoped him so he called her Cupid stunt instead. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I’m getting Lionel stander’s voice at the start of hart to hart saying “it was murder” or “moidur” as he pronounced it. 000 0
kleenescheme.bsky.social @kleenescheme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025So if I read this correctly they will stop doing something if it is subject to public debate? Can we start a few debates? 000 0
