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The Mïghty Kräcken

@Klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass. linktr.ee/YearsForMonths?utm_source… 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@Klaxun, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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arclight @arclight.oldbytes.space.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Someone texted my phone asking Graciela to complete a survey. This is a recent photo of Graciela #CatsOfMastodon
Text message: "Hi Graciela! Amy from Luce Research here..."Graciela aka Gracie is our gorgeous Cat Daughter. As far as I can tell her only political opinion is that she receive more treats.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
So I saw Superman the other day doing a handstand. I'm like, "Superman, why are you doing a handstand?" He said he wasn't doing a handstand he was shifting the Earth in its orbit. Something about avoiding an asteroid. Damn, Superman. No need to make excuses for doing a handstand.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
After reading about the controversy there's really only one question. Chris Gallant for President?
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: zpravobot.news/@Rainmaker1973/11735… Skeleton Panda Sea Squirt? I saw them at Lollapaloosa back in 97.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
When I was a kid there was a riddle about an operating room where the doctor looks at the patient and says, "I can't work on this patient. He's my son." But the surgeon wasn't the patient's father. Who was the surgeon? That was a tough riddle for people to figure out back then, so don't ever […]
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I don't know who 'they' are, but 'they' sure have a lot to say
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
All I'm saying is if the thumb isn't a finger then the big toe is a thumb. And before you say it's not opposable, I knew a kid back in school who could climb a tree with his hands in his pocket.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
All I'm saying is if the thumb isn't a finger then the big toe is a thumb. And before you say it's not opposable, I knew a kid back in school who could climb a tree with his hands in his pocket.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran googling: "Barbara Streisand Effect"
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
If you are under 50 years old, you have lived more than half your life in a post 9/11 World
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Why is 'disillusioned' considered a negative word? It means that you are no longer operating under false assumptions. Anyway, happy 9/11 everybody.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
I honestly didn't know Mapquest was still around
saloffrecord 16h BREAKING:
MapQuest is now the #1 free app in the U.S App Store after refusing to rename Lake Ontario "Lake America."
Google and Apple changed it.
MapQuest basically said no, we don't support fascism!
Nothing says 2026 like millions of Americans rediscovering MapQuest out of pure spite.
Nature is healing. Thanks @mapquest!
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
"Every society gets the designer they deserve." - Massimo Vignelli Does modern society deserve ai slop?
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
Motherfuckers. What do think I'm looking at?
A TV paused during an ad. A couple and their realtor are photographed celebrating a home sale. The text on screen says, 

"Ad

1 of 1, with 3 seconds left

REALTOR® agents do more than open doors. They bring you home.

Enjoy this ad-free moment"

Motherfuckers. What do think I'm looking at?
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
My friend wrote one of the stories on this anthology. Can you guess which one? Endless Battle Wyrd Warfare a.co/d/0ij2rZKB
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Amazon.com: Endless Battle Wyrd Warfare eBook : DiNote, Christopher R., Sacram, Bill, Britten, Sean E., VanZile, J., Stone, Dean, Kent, Matthew, French, Chuck, Nicoll, Gregory, Moeser, Mark, Wylder, Jack: Kindle Store
Endless Battle Wyrd Warfare - Kindle edition by DiNote, Christopher R., Sacram, Bill, Britten, Sean E., VanZile, J., Stone, Dean, Kent, Matthew, French, Chuck, Nicoll, Gregory, Moeser, Mark, Wylder, Jack. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Endless Battle Wyrd Warfare.
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cremevax👩🏻‍💻🏳️‍🌈​🇨🇦🇺🇦 @cremevax.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
The forecast was terrible, but we managed to find a kinda sorta cloud free area in the totality zone in Iceland. Special thanks to the dense cloud banks that politely waited until ten minutes after the end of totality to roll in. #eclipse #astrophotography
A small bright glint of sun showing from behind the moon. Purple-pink prominences are visible.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@cartoonclub/116783… Just two ai cats hanging out.
Image of two cats. One white and one tabby with five legs.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Why haven't they made seven seasons of The Residence?
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
today we are all Katy Perry stuck in a giant waterbottle youtu.be/T7jN1KrSC50?si=LRMb0Utvuf-…
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Sick of remakes? They've been remaking the Odyssee for thousands of years.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
Thank you for teaching us to say sorry, Canada! We need that skill now more than ever. (Sorry)
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
The diarhea outbreak was linked to Taco Bell, because of course it was www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/well/cyc…
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
They say you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet, but this cracks all the eggs, then kills the chickens, while sending taunting ai generated memes to the chicken farmer. And a billionaire eats all the omelets […]
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
I use my shopvac to empty my roomba
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
I heard Lyndsey Graham was found at the bottom of a lake after injecting gold into his body.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
How will South Carolina find another one like Lyndsey Graham?
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
Happy Summerween!
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@cartoonclub/116783… Just two ai cats hanging out.
Image of two cats. One white and one tabby with five legs.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Evolution asked the horse, "Which of your phalanges do you wish to keep?" The horse answered, "The middle one, of course."
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth thehumanityarchive.substack.com/p/e…
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Everyone Reads the First Line of the Juneteenth Order. Never the Second.
In Galveston, on June 19, 1865, soldiers tacked up a piece of paper that freed a quarter million people and, in the same breath, ordered them back to the same fields.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
(taps the sign)
a mammoth behind a red circle and slash on a field of yellow. This is not a joke about the platform, Mastodon. In fact, it's about Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, which sadly has no mammoths.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
(taps the sign)
a mammoth behind a red circle and slash on a field of yellow. This is not a joke about the platform, Mastodon. In fact, it's about Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, which sadly has no mammoths.
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Howard the Geek @howard.pdx.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
My friend is teaching a #writingWorkshops class every Saturday in June, 10:30am-12:00pm at Kiln, a beautiful space on the corner of SE Hawthorne and Madison in #portland OR. This non-critique class is designed for aspiring writers who don't know how to begin, newer writers working through […]
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Howard the Geek @howard.pdx.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
One of my favorite pieces at a show at Brassworks gallery in NE #portland. I feel the #art style we have here has evolved for LA's pop surrealism into it's own style I want to call whimsicult.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Just wanted to mention that the emoluments clauses are part of the original constitution. They are not amendments.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Just wanted to mention that the emoluments clauses are part of the original constitution. They are not amendments.
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Mx. Luna Corbden 🪿🐸 @corbden.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Take a nap, leave a nap.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Little Ceasars. It's pizza, or something like it!
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
You know this song, but you might not know that you know this song until two minutes and fifty two seconds in. youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?si=rY6KwK9J-AM…
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
"We need to talk" Worst trailer ever
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
Some people think that if time travel were possible, it would send the traveler to a parallel universe, but if two universes were truly parallel , wouldn't that parallel universe also send their own time traveler to our universe? And if these universes were swapping bodies, wouldn't they bounce […]
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
Then one day, after he had finished counting his money, the idea came to him that he could get all the golden eggs at once by killing the Goose and cutting it open.
A goose sits in a dark room at an open laptop, with a golden egg symbol on it. A stock graph on the wall points up. Behind the goose is an open door where the sillouetted figure of the Farmer stands, money in one hand, and an axe in the other.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
Then one day, after he had finished counting his money, the idea came to him that he could get all the golden eggs at once by killing the Goose and cutting it open.
A goose sits in a dark room at an open laptop, with a golden egg symbol on it. A stock graph on the wall points up. Behind the goose is an open door where the sillouetted figure of the Farmer stands, money in one hand, and an axe in the other.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
I know a lot of people have said it already, but I'm saying it too. CBS/Paramount are never getting another thin dime from me after cancelling Colbert. Never.
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The Mïghty Kräcken @klaxun.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
Happy Towel Day!
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