klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last week a guy at the gym sorta caught me in the locker room with my cock in my hand. Today my cock was in his hand. 0130
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just a reminder that it’s #fcf in the sauna every day. Take a seat. 2774
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“No, we never hooked up, but we played ‘musical boyfriends’ for a while.” -me explaining how I know another gay 080
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A guy asked me how much I can hip thrust and I wasn’t at the gym 😏 060
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Does anyone else think about the era where real floppy disks were going extinct but people loved saying “floppy disk” so much that we just started called the smaller, rigid disks floppy? 140
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Where are y’all buying the low cut tank tops? I want my nips barely covered by straps too. 150
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The gym is crowded in all the wrong places on a holiday 2657
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There ARE rules checking in at an Italian sex party. 30 rock lied to us!! 060
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klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026People say I don’t like dogs. I just don’t like most dog owners. All that said: 1100
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Whenever someone is particularly annoying on the apps I double check and…yep, they’re “discrete” or “DL” 080
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My Reese’s pumpkins are melted, AND THATS WHY YOU DONT SELL HALLOWEEN CANDY IN AUGUST 050
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Boy, your emotional support backpack is just going to make everyone at the gym hate you. 020
klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ptown is always fun but I am so happy to be home again. 1961
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klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026As a semi-pro online tease, it’s always funny to witness how pride season brings out everyone’s inner slut. 1140
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klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The best airports feel like a mall, and the worst ones, a prison. Most airports are both. 150
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klausxx.bsky.social @klausxx.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Dad’s here to help you hang those Christmas lights 1862
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