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@klau.si
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Find me on mastodon.social/@klausi 💻 Software Engineer 🌍 Location: Vienna, Austria 💼 Work: Jobiqo, #Drupal, #PHP, #D7Security, #RustLang 🚩🏴 Politics: somewhere left 🏳️‍🌈 Pronouns: He/him or they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ Support: trans and nonbinary peeps

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klausi @klau.si · 30/09/2026
♻️ ErikUden: German: 😁 Somali: Call 9/11!!! 😨
A screenshot of a conversation on america.gov between me and the AI. I wrote “There's a German outside” and got the response:

I help with U.S. government services and official information.
If you need something specific-such as immigration, visas, or another federal program-say what you are trying to do and I can point you to the right official steps and links.A screenshot of a conversation on america.gov between me and the AI. I wrote “There's a Somali outside” and got the response:

I can help with official U.S. government services and information.

What do you need help with? For example: 
Immigration or visa questions
Benefits or federal programs 
Finding a local government office

If this is an emergency, call 911.
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klausi @klau.si · 25/09/2026
♻️ moment_magazin: Von P0rnos bis Deepfakes: Sexuelle Mediennutzung gehören zum Online-Alltag von Jugendlichen und auch Kindern dazu. Damit sollten Eltern, Schule und Staat sie nicht alleine lassen. Madita Oeming ist Sexualpädagogin, Autorin und anerkannte Expertin für… mastodon.social/@momen…
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klausi @klau.si · 14/09/2026
♻️ pluralistic: Today's threads (a thread) Inside: LLMs are real, AI is fake; and more! Archived at: pluralistic.net/2026/09/12/god… #Pluralistic 1/
A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.
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klausi @klau.si · 12/09/2026
♻️ spanezz:
The classic XKCD dependency stack cartoon, but relabeled. The image shows a huge pile of boxes representing "all modern digital infrastructure" precariously balanced atop each other. A label at the right (ha!) says "A project led by a guy who then turns out to be a fascist" and arrows point to a small box sitting on top of many others. Another label at the right says "Where corporate money goes", with three arrows pointing at the small project led by a guy who then turns out to be a fascist
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klausi @klau.si · 04/09/2026
♻️ nathanlovestrees: face plant
a sunflower that has fallen over. the face of the flower is on the grass
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klausi @klau.si · 03/09/2026
♻️ subvertising: "The wrong Amazon is burning, the wrong ICE is melting, the wrong AI* is being designated as terrorism" CrimethInc. File PDF stampabile disponibile solo per 24h >>> share.riseup.net/#WVSJYHiPjGIe… <<< Printable PDF file available for 24h only… mastodon.bida.im/@subv…
Foto di ununa scritta bianca con un carattere tipografico da macchina da scrivere su fondo nero, il testo è "The wrong Amazon is burning, the wrong ICE is melting, the wrong AI* is being designated as terrorism" CrimethInc. *https://keepitfree.ai/. L'asterisco in entrambi I casi è di colore rosso.

Photo of a white text with a typewriter font on a black background, the text is "The wrong Amazon is burning, the wrong ICE is melting, the wrong AI* is being designated as terrorism." CrimethInc. *https://keepitfree.ai". The asterisk in both cases is red.
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klausi @klau.si · 30/08/2026
♻️ neurovagrant: the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
Tweet from SebastienGilmt from Aug 26 2026:

Bad news: Fable nuked my entire dev machine

Claude decided to test a sandbox it was building by running `rm -rf` on my home directory

The sandbox didn't work.
It's all gone

with an image of terminal output explaining the disastrous mistake.
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klausi @klau.si · 30/08/2026
♻️ streetartutopia: 🎻 “A Violonchelista de Fene” — By SFHIR in Fene, Spain 🇪🇸 Clever Art (12 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/08/30…
A Violonchelista de Fene by SFHIR in Fene, Spain, showing a woman playing a giant cello across an apartment block, with the stairwell forming the instrument’s neck
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klausi @klau.si · 30/08/2026
♻️ breakdownthewalls: 🐣 Drei Jahre Freiheit! 🕊 Heute vor genau drei Jahren wurde ich, nach am Ende doch etwas länger gewordener Haftzeit, aus dem Gefängnis entlassen. Morgens um 06:25 Uhr ging ich, wie stets nach Zellenaufschluss, duschen, nicht ahnend, dass mir einige… freiburg.social/@break…
Schwarz-weiße Linienzeichnung mit zwei Kindern, die durch ein Fenster blicken. Beide tragen Mützen. Über ihnen steht in Großbuchstaben: 'CARING IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ANYONE DO.' Der Hintergrund ist schlicht gehalten.
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klausi @klau.si · 28/08/2026
♻️ mathew: (Not mine)
virgin/chad meme:

the virgin "AGI existential risk"

- programmer LARP fantasy that makes coding the single most important skill for saving humanity
- fake and made up
- entirely based on thought experiments
- assumes that there's this vaguely defined concept known as "intelligence" that can be linearly increased as if it were a mathematical quantity
- projects an anthropomorphic drive toward control and power onto algorithms that just do statistics to spit out words; colonialist self-report
- Zero evidence
- sponsored by billionaires who want to make their technology seem more important than it is
- blackmails you from the future using faulty logic; doesn't actually make any sense
- "oh no, i guess we have to build the Doom Machine now. i guess the course of technological progress is inevitable, oh well"

the Chad Global Warming

- incomprehensibly complex and interconnected polycrisis
- reveals deep-rooted flaws with the dominant politico-economic paradigm; demands a fundamental shi
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klausi @klau.si · 24/08/2026
♻️ cazabon: What with various volcanoes deciding to act up recently and therefore being in the news, I thought it was a good time to compare geology and politics. #USPol #magma #geology #politics #MAGA #RockStupid #volcano
A chart titled "Geology vs. MAGA" with three columns.  The first is a description, the second is labelled "Magma", and the third is labelled "MAGA".

The items down the description column read:

1. Arrives with heat and fury
2. ... but without a clue
3. You don't want to touch it
4. ... because everything it touches dies
5. Final result is rock-stupid

Under the Magma and MAGA columns, every item contains a green checkmark.
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klausi @klau.si · 17/08/2026
♻️ mradcliffe: @klausi already mentioned this in a now unavailable post so I guess I will you to configure your GitLab notification email on Drupal GitLab Notification Preferences, which is set to the username@UID.no-reply.drupal.org email by default. Without that, I would… nokoto.org/user/3/post…
Gitlab user interface: Global notification email drop down list containing mradcliffe email addresses with the default selected
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klausi @klau.si · 16/08/2026
♻️ hbons: The Linux Foundation had $300 million in revenue in 2025. can't hire a designer. absolutely pathetic.
Slop image from the front page with tux in a party hat that I won't describe any further to you as it will make you cry.
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klausi @klau.si · 16/08/2026
♻️ hbons: poor flops.
part of the generated image with a floppy disk that has two insert sides.
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klausi @klau.si · 15/08/2026
♻️ RadicalGraffiti: "Don't Speak to the Police" Poster spotted in Footscray, Melbourne
"Don't speak to the police Gwen Stefani poster
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klausi @klau.si · 12/08/2026
♻️ SheDrivesMobility: Da ich radikal intersektional arbeite, zeige ich immer Privilegien auf - und mache mich damit nicht selten unbeliebt. Es scheint sich nicht gut anzufühlen, sich als privilegiert zu betrachten. 1. weil das Verantwortung mit sich bringt und 2. weil alle… norden.social/@SheDriv…
Privilegien Bingo. Eine wie eine Bingokarte gestaltete Grafik mit den Feldern.
WEISS
CIS
HETERO
MÄNNLICH GELESEN
KEINE BEHINDERUNG
NEUROTYPISCH
KEINE MIGRATIONS GESCHICHTE
DEUTSCHER PASS
CHRISTLICH GEPRÄGT
ERSTSPRACHE DEUTSCH
NORMSCHÖN
SCHLANK
WOHLHABEND
AUS AKADEMIKER-FAMILIE
KEINE CHRONISCHE ERKRANKUNG
KEINE PSYCHISCHE ERKRANKUNG
KEINE CARE-VERANTWORTUNG
WESTDEUTSCH
JUNG
ERWACHSEN
FESTANSTELLUNG
FLEXIBLE ARBEITSZEITEN
MÖGLICHKEIT MOBILEN ARBEITENS
WOHNEIGENTUM
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klausi @klau.si · 04/08/2026
♻️ 0xabad1dea: The Gas Town Guy is charging hundreds of thousands of dollars for consulting sessions on his infamously expensive multi-model AI techniques, and all that money… “helps with” paying the hydra AI to take over making his old passion project video game for him.… infosec.exchange/@0xab…
a screenshot of a very late-nineties DOS fantasy video game with the caption:

Since Claude Fable 5 dropped, I have returned full-time to my 30-year-old video game, Wyvern, which I began work on in 1996, and launched in 2001. I had been waiting for a model smart enough to help me with my game, and now that it's here, Wyvern's once again my main squeeze. On the side I do occasional six-figure gigs where I fly to companies and teach them my techniques, and that helps with my (considerable) token bills. But aside from those few paid field trips, I am laser-focused on my game, seven days a week. Wyvern's time will finally come next year. I have officially entered Sam Altman's solo unicorn contest.
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klausi @klau.si · 02/08/2026
♻️ parents4future: Somehow we need to monetise this - and quickly
Cartoon by Jonesy. Business executives look out of a window at fires burning, one says “Somehow we need to monetise this - and quickly”
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klausi @klau.si · 29/07/2026
♻️ wwu: "Wikipedia is the broadest and perhaps most important collection of knowledge humanity has ever created. Its most-dedicated stewards deserve to be treated fairly by their employer. The right to unionise is central to a fair workplace." - HDSQ, Wikipedia volunteer
Community Citation [001]: "Wikipedia is the broadest and perhaps most important collection of knowledge humanity has ever created. Its most-dedicated stewards deserve to be treated fairly by their employer. The right to unionise is central to a fair workplace." - HDSQ, Wikipedia volunteer

Reference: [1] Public statement, Wiki Workers United EN.WP Solidarity Petition, May 29, 2026, Public Source.

Footer: Wiki Workers United/CWA. [union needed]. Solidarity Forever. Healthy Institutions Share Power.
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klausi @klau.si · 26/07/2026
♻️ calendsofapril: Solidarity means alt text! Thread about disability liberation, a request for solidarity, and some alt text resources: 1/4 #altText #solidarity #solidarityMeansAltText #disabilityLiberation #anarchism #art #illustration #calendsArt #noAI
Solidarity means alt text.

Hand-lettered message in bold uppercase framed by vines and flowers. The words "alt text" are large and prominent. The "A" in the word "means" is circled, forming a circle-A for anarchism. The circle-A is centered in the image.

The frame illustration is made of simple line drawings of wavy vines with flower buds and leaves.

The letters and floral frame are white on a black background. The illustration is signed in a lower corner of the frame with the handle calends of april.
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klausi @klau.si · 25/07/2026
♻️ magezwitscher: @remaster Yes, great! Here's my proposal for the 200€ bill.
design proposal for 200€ bill featuring the usb-c charging standard
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klausi @klau.si · 25/07/2026
♻️ remaster: The new #euro notes should feature peak european innovation. Edit: less litter, better for wildlife, you don’t loose the cap – I love it! But it’s funny because it’s a little annoying sometimes. :smug:
Euro note featuring a stylized open PET bottle with the lid stuck to the side.
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klausi @klau.si · 16/07/2026
♻️ rose_alibi: more of this
back of a plumbing van, says "we fix what chatgpt said you should try!"
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klausi @klau.si · 14/07/2026
♻️ slothrop: @liebach @jpmens After twenty years on Linux, this image finally helped me:
An image showing tar commands in the top part: 

What I type:
tar czf data.tar.gz data
tar xzf data.tar.gz

What I say in my head:
(picture of an older man in Bavarian dress, holding a litre glass of beer and smiling)
"create ze file"
"extract ze file"
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klausi @klau.si · 14/07/2026
♻️ Natasha_Jay: AI Design Logic by Twonks
Panel 1: Sets the theme titled "AI Design Logic."

Panel 2: A person in a blue shirt gives a simple order: "Get me a cheese pizza."

Panel 3: The waiter serves the requested pizza.

Panel 4: The person who ordered the food takes credit by saying, "Wow, look what I made!" while the actual creator (the waiter/chef) looks annoyed.
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klausi @klau.si · 13/07/2026
♻️ TwraSun: ☑️ ☑️ - Warum nennen wir die nächste #Hitzewelle nicht einfach "Friedrich" oder "Katherina"?
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