Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Tell a friend to tell a friend. Disclaimer, this is not my event. #50501movement #connecticut 021
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I’ve been officially entered into the “You’ve got Covid club!” for the first time and I’d like to revoke my membership. Immediately. 000
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Them: Why do YOU get picked for things? Me: I’m loud online 🤷♀️ Listen, I’m not special. I just learned to network in a digital era. Am I proud of what I do? Yes. Am I special? No. I just do “self branding” obnoxiously well and it resonates because I describe myself as a conduit of information. 000
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Some of the targeted ads that Netflix and Hulu give me feel like attacks and I’m offended quite frankly. 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Bill and Hillary Clinton have no poker face right now and I can’t wait for them to speak on this! 010
Reposted by Kristin SouzaKristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in? 011
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in? 011
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It got weird already. I feel like that character that is both participating but also knows what’s going on. I’m scared. For real. Mock me if you want. 000
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I’ll be wearing black as I am in mourning 😝 over losing TikTok AND CapCut 😭 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I think we need to start projecting New Year’s resolutions onto others. You’re a real problem. Work on that. 😉 000
Reposted by Kristin SouzaTristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Here’s a New Year’s Resolution: Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them. 475365415983
Reposted by Kristin SouzaTris @trisresists.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Rolling into the new year like… 1395670929
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024My daughter is house sitting for someone and a bird is trapped in the house with a Golden Doodle trying to catch it. She needs to film this shit lmao 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024“I thought we could communicate”. Famous last words. 🤦♀️ 000
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Cannabis advocates acting more Prohibitionist than the soccer moms is really wild. 030
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I’m a judge for a cannabis something and I have a disgusting amount of edibles to consume 😝 It’s a problem that’s not a problem. 😉 #yummy 020
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024META is going insane deleting cannabis accounts and one of my clients was hit last night 🤦♀️ 😡 I am literally paid to fix this but it’s my least favorite part of the job. 130
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I wore a sweatshirt that says “My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed. Harboring an unspeakable terror” to the gym today. And that’s my personality in a nutshell lmao 020
Reposted by Kristin SouzaAmy Donohue @thefabulousone.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Morning texts from @klassickristin.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣 #GenX 84912
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I asked for a baked Mac n cheese recipe. The amount of my friends who suggested peas, ham and/or carrots in the recipe is diabolical. This is why we aren’t allowed to contribute to the cookouts beyond soda or napkins 😂 020
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024In case gossips feel frisky, this is not about me. It’s a general and legitimate concern. But seriously. Let’s rethink those involuntary psych holds. Are those actually legal or necessary? 🤔 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I never “went out” the night before Thanksgiving. I was a bartender and/or cocktail waitress. Damn I miss that shift! The tips right before Black Friday were chefs kiss. 💋 020
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I googled his obituary. My bio dad died at the age of 55 from a “rage induced heart attack”. Yes. It’s a thing. I’m 44. There’s no way I’m going out like that. Behold my gym selfie. I currently do a 25 min mile + don’t know how to use the machines. But I hopefully I won’t perish in 9 years. 140
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Another reason for cannabis businesses to focus their marketing on attracting the female demographic 💡 4337
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Few things are as humbling as getting a gym membership after 20 years and not knowing how to make the treadmill work, muttering “da fuq do I do with THAT?!” at machines and keeping your purse with you because you forgot locker rooms existed. Not to mention the “before photos”. This is day one. 000
Reposted by Kristin SouzaRobin Yassin-Kassab @qunfuz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I'm looking for someone to write about the mass detention of black men in the US for possession of small amounts of marijuana. Preferably looking for a former or current prisoner who can write about the topic as the political issue it is. Can anyone help? 7217
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I looked up Gingerbread Nails. I might be done with the internet because I have questions and concerns 🤢 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’ve seen too many disturbing posts about the “fall of birth rates” by conservatives. Y’all really need to read/watch The Handmaids Tale. Especially the beginning. It’s not so dystopian fiction and it’s giving more like a documentary right now. 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Nightmare blunt rotation is an understatement 🤢 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The foster fail is the one with ear issues all the time. And cropped ears. But folks do it because allegedly why??? Yeah. Exactly. 020
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Cannabis is the only space I’ve ever been in where people use their criminal record as a resume. The fact that my arrest was from a cop on a bicycle (yes, you read that right) and I took Accelerated Rehabilitation doesn’t exactly give me street cred lmaoo 150
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Donald Trump being highlighted on UFC is far more obnoxious than Taylor at a Chiefs game. 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m still figuring this platform out. Who do you follow? And drop one reason why. I’m following anyone with “liberal”, “democrat” and “cannabis” in their bio at the present moment. 021
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Him: “I have a worm in my brain” Trump: “That’s our guy!” We are two months from billboards that say “Brawndo! It’s what plants crave!” 040
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The female fight cards are always better anyway 020
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Shout out to Netflix for enraging a population that’s already been at its breaking point since last week. 011
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I lay down in bed before 10p on a Friday. When did I become elderly? lmao 000
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Feels like a good night to watch Idiocracy. 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Very grateful to be living in Connecticut right now. Are we expensive? Sure. But we’ve got good pizza and value human rights. Imma’ stick around. 010
Kristin Souza @klassickristin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Hi. I’m new here. 👋 Calling all cannabis professionals, political nerds and/or people who like pineapple on pizza. 050