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Opened acct here now bcuz of the other blue site being trash. USA (I’m sorry) Oh, hello

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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peach Growth Drive👇🏻 🔞 @persipeach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Growth Drive HERE Your adventure begins! Now you are creating history, a world of possibilities lies in your hands—experiment and enjoy the results! The most outstanding alchemists will receive rewards 🌟 Thanks for the 2k—you are the best!
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🔥🗡️ MoriBOO! 👻🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐾 @moriblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just LOVE being neurodivergent sometimes 🙃😅
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fattytober 6/31 - Emma gets a good look at Foster, for some interesting observations. Elizabeth flashback tomorrow - Tips @ ko-fi.com/zandyzolo
Despite her nighttime aspirations to return or sell the valuable gold and opal brooch, Emma held onto it. For whatever reason, during the day when the shops were open, it seemed to her each time she picked it up, her best option was to just wear it. At some point, maybe someone would identify to her where Elizabeth could be found, or point her in the direction of an honest buyer. Until then, she was quite busy establishing herself socially. There was lots of work to do, and Mr. Neely, as she found was his name, didn’t seem to be in a hurry to send her out of the poorhouse. 
 She had made a point to be particularly sweet to him, which earned her some favors, usually in the form of extra rations, but that endearment might have been why he had yet to take her to the bakery. With the special treatment and extra things he gave her, she aimed to establish her reputation by giving them away to others. It was oddly difficult to get anyone to accept anything from her, particularly with food. Things were almost always pushed right back towards her, with an insistence that she deserved it or needed it more. Maybe it was true, she was still rather thin. In any case, it was her gesture of kindness that mattered for her reputation, not the acceptance on the part of her beneficiaries. She was perfectly happy to keep her food. After 6 days, Mr. Neely finally pulled her aside to take her to Downing’s bakery.
Emma had not gotten much opportunity to look at Foster so far, since she had arrived by night, and had yet to leave the poorhouse, which was situated at the edge of town, on its own farm. The homes she could see from the poorhouse were modest, but new. Following the main road into town, the homes increased in size as the streets began branching, the dirt roads tracing out a grid. Eventually the gaps between buildings closed, and she found herself in a city much grander than she had imagined.
On one side, the street grid sloped down to a river, mills of various sizes blocking any…
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok so I misjudged how big people were gonna make Elizabeth so soon (I just need her to not be immobile for like one more week guys please have mercy), and I don't want her to be offscreen for all the fun sizes, so here's a bonus pinup (tysm for the support!!)
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fattytober 5/31. Emma finally gets out of her stuffy victorian outfit to collect her thoughts, which don't seem to match her actions just prior. Maybe tomorrow, she'll be able to better embody her morals? tips @ ko-fi.com/zandyzolo
In short order, the stoutland realized he knew just the man to take care of this braixen. It had to be his old friend, Jack.
“You could ask at Downing’s bakery,” he told her. Back then, nobody had fallen for Elizabeth harder than him. That luxray practically spent more time at the Pryor store than his own business. If anyone could see Elizabeth in this girl, it was him. “It’s near the city center, on the corner of Ellis and 5th. I may introduce you tomorrow.”
“Oh, thank you, ever so much!” she sang, clutching her fresh clothes. A bit of flattery went a long way, it seemed. “How could I ever repay your assistance?”
The stoutland shook his head. “Your gratitude is all I ask.” He always said that, but in this case, it was truer than ever. He pushed open the opposite door. “Here are your accommodations. You’ll be awoken at 4:30 to help us prepare breakfast.” 
Emma surveyed the room, stepping inside. It was relatively barren, but serviceable. Three old maids were sound asleep on cots. A fourth, empty one seemed to be for her. The beds were nicer than she’d expected, about as good as her cot back home. One corner of the room was curtained off, presumably the only privacy available. The stoutland behind her began to step away, but stopped, remembering his duties.  
“Your name, miss? I must check you in to stay.”
	“Emma Lester. Of Elmsford.”
“Thank you, Miss Lester. Good night.”
	This time he walked away for good. Emma shut the door gently so as not to wake any of her roommates. She ducked into the curtains, and started dismantling her sullied wardrobe, so that it could be replaced with a clean nightgown. Off came the brooch, neckscarf, skirt, dress, hoop, and petticoat. Her fur was, fortunately, mostly clean. Finally free of those dirty clothes, she allowed herself to relax for a moment; she had made it somewhere safe, somewhere with prospects. 
She felt a bit bad for lying about the brooch to the stoutland; it wasn’t like her to do that, and especially not the flattery an…
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fattytober 4/31 - Our first flashback. Both of our girls seem to be hitting the same circuits in our friend's brain here. I wonder why that is..? WG rates have increased! Tips @ ko-fi.com/zandyzolo
	The stoutland gazed into the iridescent stone. “I think of a woman I knew, named Elizabeth Pryor. Her wedding brooch was an opal like yours. When I was a youth, before she married, I always thought she was the fairest, most beautiful girl in all of Foster. I took up poetry just to express how perfect she was.” He shook his head, smiling. “The other boys didn’t understand me. I was wasting my time, anyways, her family was in a class of its own. But then, of course, we all went off to war.” His eyes clouded over as he fell deeper into his memories. “I never wanted to go, but a man my age not enlisting was impossible. In the end, it was all such a waste. I watched my brothers die for that horrible institution, just to come back to ruin. I hope that here, I may save some of those families my brothers left behind.” Suddenly, he seemed to snap out of his reminiscence. “Oh, but I prattle on, don’t I? I don’t mean to bore you with stories of the war.”
	He was boring her, but only because she wanted to hear about Elizabeth, not the civil war. Perhaps she could convince him to continue? His thoughts weren’t interesting to her, but they were different from what she usually heard. Most former soldiers were bitter about losing, not about what they fought for. She could certainly play to his sense of morality.
“Oh, but you are wise beyond your years.. I could listen to you muse for days”, she lied, smiling broadly. “Have you considered lecturing? And what of Mrs. Pryor, whatever happened to her?” The more she flattered him, she reasoned, the better he’d treat her at the poorhouse. 
	The stoutland appreciated her compliment. “I’m unworthy of such kind words, miss. Let me tell you while I show you the women’s quarters.” Emma grinned, celebrating the small victory of the night’s rest secured. Anything would be better than her gruelling days-long journey here. 
The stoutland stood and signaled her to follow. He could read the braixen’s joy, and it warmed his heart. Too many vagrants…
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fattytober 3/31! Emma arrives safely in Foster, and immediately runs into someone who recognizes the opal. His story about Elizabeth is the picture tomorrow! Tips @ ko-fi.com/zandyzolo
“Good evening, miss.” 
The stoutland examined the braixen before him. It was unusual to see a young woman like her at the poorhouse. At her age, she should have plenty of family to care for her, or at least be able to find work somewhere, being young and able-bodied like she was. But, her clothes were dirty and she was visibly sapped of energy, two things that suggested she’d come from some sort of hardship. He wondered where she had been.
“Sir, good evening. I pray you can help me. I come from the west, where the floods swept away our harvest. Is there room for me here?”
	Yes, the floods, of course. There must have been many displaced from the valley towns upriver. It was his calling to help those in need, and here was one before him. Except, he realized, one detail about this girl did not make sense. At her chest, as the centerpiece of her outfit, was a beautiful gold and opal brooch, the largest he’d seen since…
	Before he could finish his thought, though, the girl spoke again. “I see where your eyes linger. I have only just arrived in Foster, and the journey was long. If you know where I may fetch a fair price for it, I shall go in the morning, and I will remember your kindness today.” 
… Since Elizabeth. Oh, how could he forget beautiful, perfect Elizabeth. How he had pined for her.. of course, it could not have been. The son of a common laborer couldn’t marry a daughter of plantation royalty like her. 
“You must excuse my absent mind, your brooch has brought back old memories of mine. It reminds me of someone, who I knew years ago.” The stoutland paused, his vision still clouded by the fog of the past. “How did it come into your hands?”
Emma nearly spoke of the manor, but caught herself. While she always preferred to be truthful, this man must have known Elizabeth Pryor. If he knew this was the very same brooch she once wore, would he accuse her of theft? Would it be taken away from her, to be repatriated to the next of kin surviving? Even in the best of circu…
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our starting point for Elizabeth! 2/31. I'll track new likes across the most recent 2 posts for weight updates. Tips @ paypal.me/zandyzolo or ko-fi.com/zandyzolo
Emma turned over the brooch, scraping more dirt away, which exposed two things to her: a hinge, and an engraving. The engraving, while elaborate, was nothing more than the letters E and P rendered in whimsical swirls. Presumably, these were the initials of the owner. Given the state of the stone husk she’d found the brooch in, E.P. was almost certainly long-deceased. If she wasn’t, then the jewelry must not have meant much to her, at least, not enough to search for it. She picked at the latch with her claws, which she soon was able to pry open, finally presenting to her.. more mud. 
Obviously, the whole thing would be full of mud. 
The inside of the lid, at least, had a blurb of text on it. While she excavated the rest of the dirt from the locket, she read,
“Nov. 12 1863 - For my Elizabeth. Through marriage you secure the Pryor legacy, and prove your maturity. With that, I release this brooch to you. Wear it with honor and purpose. Love, Father.”
So, this was another family torn apart in the war. No jewelry of this sort would be left behind, except in the most dire circumstances. It was obviously priceless in more than one way.
Her thumb encountered something smooth below the dirt. She gradually exposed the glass surface of an ambrotype photograph. It depicted a sylveon, in what she could only assume was a wedding gown. Water had seeped between the glass plates to eat away some of the silver film, and she was struggling to make out the groom. He might have been a flareon. Despite the deterioration of the picture, she could tell the sylveon was radiant. She looked like a princess with her gleaming, flawless fur. Her dress was elaborately crafted, layers and layers of satin silk trimmed with lace and flower blossoms. Her eyes were magnetic. They pierced across time through the silver, the tarnishing, the glass, and the mud, straight into Emma’s heart. They compelled her, demanding her unwavering trust, loyalty, and respect. She noticed the same brooch she was holding …
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here we go! Fattytober, 1/31. Fingers crossed that this is legible.
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This year's fattytober project! First part will go live Thursday morning!
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Abbott is not only contributing to the deaths of pregnant women, he’s hiding maternal death data. Texans who think women should live will vote for a new governor. #GinaForTexas #AbbottFailsTexas
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Orilas_ @orilas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so soft and jiggly
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Tiger Thighs Studio @tigerthighs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bridgette’s Belly Chapter 5 Read the Archives and more at www.tigerthighs.com #Comic #romance #pregnant #belly #expansion #weightgain
Bridgette's Belly Comic
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eat noodle
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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Burhuru @burhuru.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BWUMP! Productivity Patches #8 Team work makes the dream work
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Greenpeace International 🌍 @greenpeace.org · 04/09/2026
The top image was broadcast as a JOKE on French TV in 2014. The lower image is a REAL weather report from June this year. The climate crisis is not waiting for the future. We must END fossil fuels, now.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s corruption on steroids in plain sight. He doesn’t even try to hide that he’s looting US and cashing in on insider trading. He’s the most corrupt president in American history.
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 02/09/2026
So... quick reminder.... executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE NOT LAWS. guides.library.umass.edu/govinfo/exec...
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LibGuides: Government Information: Executive orders and proclamations
A Guide to Government Information Sources
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fugurisko @fugurisko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Googleはクソ
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it. No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this". We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now. NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 27/08/2026
If you wached "The Bear" then you've probably heard of Gary Indiana, but the IRL place is currently two weeks without power and little is being done to fix it. A few people are helping and here's FD coverage of it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHN...
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The Media is Ignoring Gary Indiana
YouTube video by FD Streams
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi, I made a steam page for my game, Soft Ruin. If it seems interesting, please consider giving it a wishlist. Thanks! store.steampowered.com/app/2882230/...
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vaccines save lives. That’s it. That’s the post.
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SomeoneInflative - Microblimp Enthusiast @sinflative.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An absolutely massive remake is finally out!!! Go get it!! 3 FULLY VOICED HOURS of lore, character, love, and blimps!!!!! Too much sex!!! Only $8!!! A full YEAR of work in the making!!! Go get it!!! store.steampowered.com/app/4055120/... someoneinflative.itch.io/watering-the...
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Please share your feedback on how genAI destroys the livelihoods of artists on the official EU website. You can do so even if you're not an EU citizen. We have to be loud so the change will come, and practice shoes that voicing hatred towards genAI works ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...
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year of da bug @sugarbugtrash.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Folks, I like making comics. This is one of those comics that I'm proud of and I'd like to make more of faster, but it's not really practical to focus on very often. If you like my sense of humor and characters please consider checking it out, even if you can't offer financial support 💖
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ᎪᎡᎢᎩ ꭲꮋꭼ ꮁꭱꮎᏽ @artythefrog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Paypal, Ko-Fi, literally ANYWHERE you pay: DO NOT LEAVE NOTES ON ANY PAYMENT!!!!! I've been told "oh but it was a private message what's wrong with that", and I don't see the need to be snarky when you can just respect the fact that we're trying to protect ourselves here DO. NOT. WRITE. ANYTHING.
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
an indulgent spider-man comic by any other name
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 15/08/2026
Important to understand that the purpose of these laws is to convert unhoused people into slave labor for the prison system. That's not a side effect, or an unintended consequence. It's the main reason these laws exist.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I wish I could tell people that all AI is, is a veneer on top of theft. It's just theft. It's an economic upset, because it's theft. It's stealing people's work and laundering them out of it so they don't have to pay them. it is going to displace jobs, because it's THEFT
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(nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+) @rabidcowolf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ken Cougr is a personal inspiration for over 20 years but even I didn't know how influential they were going way further back than even I was born..... Truly powerful person. Please look up their works. 🥰💖 @kencougr.bsky.social
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Jaden @jadenthejaded.uk · 11/08/2026
Hey guys! Due to the trend of "what's your undertale soul color" reels I've seen recently, I decided to make something hopefully more accurate and fun than the other tests out there. I wanted it to be very Undertale themed and to have a bunch of Easter eggs. Try it at undertale.jadenthejaded.uk!
Stock image of the results from the test mentioned in the post. All values are at 50%.
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Pumpkin Pie-Stuffed Bold 🔜 BLFC @bigprebbybolds.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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