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Klabdak

@klabdak.bsky.social
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Be Kind 🇺🇸 💙🌈🌎🇺🇦 CIS White Father He/Him. Former GOP. NeverTrump. Cruelty is the most attractive feature of the GOP to the MAGAcult.

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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Headline Text:

With Japan Having Just Six Shooting Deaths Last Year, It’s Clear the Solution to Gun Violence Is Tentacle Porn
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trump pictured making a funny face
Text:
THE MOMENT WHEN YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS

RIGHT AFTER YOU JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Top Left: "Some say blue cheese is best"

Top Right: "Some say it's ranch dressing"

Middle: "But deep down we all know"

Bottom: "America is institutionally opposed to student debt relief and universal healthcare because it needs to use those programs as enticements to join the military and thus uphold it's global imperialist hegemony"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
txt:  Like many, I got the Covid shot at Dr Fauci's urging. At first it was fine - my arm was sore but no big deal. The following day was when it finally happened - I turned into a Japanese River Otter for several hours. The situation thankfully reversed itself but I did not emerge unscathed - my skin hisses and smokes when near holy relics and I can generate codes for Windows 95 at will. Ten days after receiving the shot...I died. I am here, 5 years later, still dead. Thanks a lot, Dr Fauci.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Marked Safe From
Barack Hussein Obama's
"BURN BAGS"
Today
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A close-up photograph of Jeff Bezos.  Thr text: Jeff Bezos thinks people are 'vilifying the rich.' Bro, you're one of the richest people on earth and 1/3 of your warehouse workers rely on government assistance for basic needs like food and rent. You ARE the villain.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are a metaphor for taxes
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All mushrooms are edible, but some only once. Follow me for more foraging tips.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
kolchak @kolchak • 8h
Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they've been defeated. It's like they didn't even read them.

mollificence 5h
They did not give their attention to this matter
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy #Caturday
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The image of Trump contains the following text:

THE PRESIDENT SAID SOMETHING INSANELY STUPID TODAY

YOU CAN REUSE THIS MEME TOMORROW
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
An image shows seashells arranged in the sand to form the number 8675309 accompanied by : "Tommy Tutone indicted for threatening the 75,309th president."
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"NICE agents brutally bludgeoned and then shot and killed an unarmed woman yesterday" does sound much better. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Trump backs idea of changing ICE’s name to ‘NICE’
President Trump on Sunday endorsed the idea of changing the name of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which would give the agency the acrony…
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nah, people around the world asked a specific question about the shooting, got told “no,” and then stopped caring
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Time to finally break my silence on this matter. I think computer keyboards should have buttons for numbers as well as letters. I know it would require bigger keyboards but- wait, hang on. Ok, sorry, just checked and turns out they already have this feature. My mistake. Please disregard this post.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Milton Waddams from the film Office Space surrounded by flames, accompanied by the text "All you had to do was Pay us enough to live" in a Gothic font. It serves as a satirical commentary on labor rights and workplace frustration, referencing the character's ultimate act of retaliation in the movie.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Strait of Hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Simpsons character Helen Lovejoy crying "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WAREHOUSES"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It is widely believed ol' pudding head heard a general say "incursion," but not having any military experience, and being bleach drinking stupid, he started calling his war an "excursion." Last Sunday nobody could understand why Trump thought doctors wore robes and had glowing hands. Now we know.
The first post is from Captain Obvious™ (@TheFungi669)
    Karoline Leavitt: "President Trump's Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image."

The second post is a reply from manny (@mannyfidel) 
    Oh my god. Was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor?"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This meme uses a famous shot of Bill Murray from the film Groundhog Day to satirically suggest that threats to close the Strait of Hormuz are a repetitive, never-ending cycle in global news. "THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED... AGAIN"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is not the Onion.
The New York Times International edition on Friday, April 3, 2026.

The newspaper headline incorrectly expanded the acronym NATO as the "North American Treaty Organization" instead of the correct North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
There are rumors swirling because of this.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#Caturday
"KITTEN GAME" an impossible challenge instructs the viewer not to look at the small, fluffy tabby kitten positioned directly below the text, resulting in an immediate "GAME OVER"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot

UNFUN FACT: Even if the Treasury Department printed Donald Trump's name on every bill for the next three years it wouldn't be as many times as it appears in the Epstein files.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If billionaires are worried about a wealth tax they should get a second job and stop buying coffee and avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do a better job of saving.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A sarcastic office-breakroom scene featuring a "58 DAYS" cake and a whiteboard crossing out the names of 2026 shooting victims Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti to celebrate a "New Agency Record" for ICE.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is why you shouldn't just blow up drug boats. Thanks Trump. nypost.com/2026/03/26/s...
nypost.com
Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean — scientists blame partying tourists
This puts the “white” in “Great White.”
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Donald Trump's senility is easy recognizable if you watch him speak longer than a sound bite. How long before advisor Stephen Miller is forced to sedate Trump and prop him in front of a camera like Melakon did to John Gill in the Star Trek Original Series episode "Patterns of Force?"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ICE agent too exhausted from patrolling the airport to go home and beat his wife
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Donald Trump alongside patio umbrellas, with a headline jokingly claiming he spent six hours negotiating with them because he thought they "looked Iranian."
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
illustration of Trump cucking everyone for Iranian oil
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Trump: you have 48 hours to comply

Iran: nobody cares

Trump: you have a week
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump campaign logo that displays the text "TRUMP $20.28 per gallon"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Donald Trump depicted as a traditional Chinese philosopher, wearing a headpiece and featuring a long, white goatee.  "If you’re losing against your enemy in a battle, lift their sanctions. DON TZU."
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
An orange citrus fruit sits on a speckled countertop, functioning as an improvised pincushion. Ten sewing pins with round, multicolored plastic heads are stuck into the skin of the fruit and the caption, "Okay, giving this one more try!
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
a photograph showing a large fire and thick plumes of dark smoke rising from an industrial or energy facility behind a concrete security wall.  "Attacks on energy infrastructure in the Middle East have caused the price of oil to skyrocket to a whopping Donald Trump raped children per barrel."
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Godzilla is shown standing in the desert carrying two massive oil tankers in his hands from a coastal "Drop Off Point" to a "Pickup Point" at the Strait of Hormuz.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trump in Chinese armor "BEFORE STARTING A WAR INSULT AND DISPARAGE YOUR ALLIES, SO WHEN YOU NEED THEM THEY WILL IGNORE YOU - Tanned Tfu"
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Actress and model Elizabeth Hurley in her iconic role as The Devil from the 2000 fantasy comedy film Bedazzled.
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Klabdak @klabdak.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"Ask not what your country can do for you..." President Kennedy "The buck stops here" President Eisenhower "What's updog?" - President Trump
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