Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026America facing terrible realizations about its culture (Sandy Hook, MeToo, BLM): "Wow, that's really bad. Who knew?! Something must be done!" [a small amount of time passes] "Actually you know what? Fuck you." 000 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I used to think about FDR pretty often. Lately I think a lot about John Brown. 010 0
Reposted by KlaasDeva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I dunno guys, the internet has very few joy laws but reposting this whenever it comes across your feed is one 🤷🏾♀️ It’s not just nostalgia, it’s as good as you remember. 013239 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Unreasonably excited about the #Artemis exchanges where the 2.7s light delay is evident. 000 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Someday an Epstein-Barr vaccine will be released and adopted, and some time after that the incidence of MS will fall dramatically, and at that point it will be easy to do the math on how many thousands of people this regime intentionally subjected to that horrible disease. 020 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I love these Midwesterners so much. On being boxed in and accosted by ICE agents waving guns in their faces and threatening to arrest them for no reason: "Jan was very nervous." 010 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Given how much Trump hates and disrespects women of color, I'm currently manifesting a world in which Speaker @aoc.bsky.social appoints @coribush.bsky.social as house manager for his impeachment trial. Wouldn't that be super fun? Let's make it happen. 110 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Protip for reading news articles from unfamiliar sources: 1. Look at the caption of the first image in the story. 2. If it's ML slop based on typing a few keywords from the article into an image generator, close the tab and, if possible, block the source. Hope this helps! 010 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I'm so baffled by the Lilo & Stitch remake. I've been baffled by all the Disney remakes (in a "why? who is this for?" way) but this one being a hit makes it even weirder. It's also different because Lilo & Stitch (2002) is one of my all-time favorite movies, so it's upsetting rather than just odd. 220 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I have made progress on sloganizing one of the foundational principles of my understanding of the world: "Radical skepticism is irrefutable, so all knowledge begins with a leap of faith." Not quite "shoutable from a moving car" length, but it could maybe fit on a bumper sticker... 000 0
Reposted by Klaasmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/04/2025look, folks, I think that's as good as it's gonna get. let's go out on a high. abolish the senate. 221365134 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Life with a chaotically-aligned partner: Where is the pepperoni? Is it in the drawer for meats and cheeses? No. Is it on the shelf? No, there are 4 different packages of cheese on 4 different shelves, but no pepperoni. Oh here it is, in the crisper, with the lettuce, cucumber, and provolone. 110 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Every "inner monologue is not a universal mental pattern" article seems to be written by and for people with inner monologues, with a subtext of "Isn't it crazy that there are people whose minds are so unlike ours?" Maybe journalists are disproportionately monologuers. 110 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The Story was the one song I would have bet would make the top 10. I like Seven Nation Army but would never have predicted it would win the day the day no matter how many guesses I had. #xpncountdown 000 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Ok I'm not reading that "Sauron the security system" article because yuck, but: 1. Do they not remember how Sauron failed rather disastrously at specifically the task of preventing intruders from sneaking into his realm and fucking up his shit? 110 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 15/11/2024An intro post, you say? Definitely a case of answering a question nobody asked. But anyway, I'm your basic average white guy software engineer. But the kind that's a police abolitionist and an Elie Mystal stan. And a Presbyterian and a Kierkegaardian existentialist, in case that spices it up any... 100 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Getting an update on the slangs from the kiddos. "So 'level 1 gyat' means you have an underwhelming butt?" 010 0
Klaas @klaasible.bsky.social · 24/10/2023I cracked my front tooth in half with a laundry basket, doing laundry 040 0
