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janey

@kksloth.bsky.social
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posting things of varying quality to get over my fear of publishing things on the internet it's okay to make things that aren't perfect. as long as you're making things.

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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i love [current year] i love modern technology i love being on the phone with someone and not saying anything to them and just texting them instead even though im still on the phone with them
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Boys vs Girls game night but there's one genderfluid person constantly switching teams so they never lose
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
what's the deal with airplane food? one time I was on an airplane and the food was SO BAD that 9/11 happened
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i have found every luigi in those "find luigi" minigame posts. and i don't wanna hear anyone say that pausing the video is cheating. i have an undefeated instagram find luigi record and i didn't get it without using all the tools at my disposal
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
would you rather have gay son that bites hair or stew that makes you blind for a day
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
kids these days and all their devices and all their chargers... when i was your age, a battery charge was an $800 bail
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
being afraid to call ppl "twin" in case they take it as an insult
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
the game im best at is "never have i ever". i have literally never done anything
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
every interaction i have w horoscope ppl: them: what sign are you? me: guess them: *4 wrong guesses* me: no them: *correct guess* me: yes them: omg that makes so much sense me: ok
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
whoever has my voodoo doll, kindly please stop throwing it against the wall as hard as you can, or otherwise forcing it to experience sudden drastic changes in g-forces
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
3 stooges learning to use modern phrases Mo: you cooked, diva Harry: you ate, queen! Curly: girl, you shat
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
your honor, when is nap time?
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
there will be a day where you will think about the game for the very last time
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
an article online: "sneezing is not dissimilar to the feeling of an orgasm" me after my 38th sneeze in a row, feeling number 39 approaching: i wish i were dead
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
when are you gonna release the full version of your hit song "too many melons"
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
got bullied for my homochromia
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
i just hiccuped twice and then it was over absolutely wild. never happened before next time i'll try for only once
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
give me a brick wall and i'll show you a good listener
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"just know if you're every having a bad day, [inserts story of someone having an comically terrible day, often with horrific repercussions that still affect people decades later] hope that helps :)"
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
the yoinky sploinky
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
calvin harris: "i feel so close to you right now, it's a forcefield" thats so cutesy lemme just look up what a force field does real quick
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
gurt: yo ghurt: pip pip cheerio
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
jesters have an obvious reason to wear silly little bells. what is a cowboy's excuse for always wearing clinkety little spurs on their boots? who are they entertaining?
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
me holding up a [REDACTED] confronting my husband when he comes home from work: who is she?
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
of all the games they play on whose like is it anyway, they never once have played zip zap zop
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
people always look so cool when they have a cigarette or a toothpick or smth hanging out of their mouth, but when i have a little worm in my nose people just say hello to him
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i like to think that every time there's a fly in my house, it's actually someone who wished to be a fly on the wall during that moment like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
japan is living in the year 2050 bc their yogurt doesnt stick to the lid of the container gurt: yo
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
do you do your part to fight crime? i do my part to fight crime. if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it and the world is just a little brighter because of it
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
of all the things ive seen on the internet so far today, thing that really.... TICKED ME OFF the most was someone claiming there's no dill in ranch look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
meatballs are just meatloaf but better
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
feces would be such a cute baby name if it didn't mean shit
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
acab except the doggies. they can be saved. they sniff so good
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
just blew my partner's mind. i told her that water isn't blue
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
jamais vu is the funniest thing ever. say the word jungle 50 times and tell me it doesn't sound like something roald dahl came up with
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
#YIAYdie Reactbot, is there anything you felt the need to say?
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
theres a special place in hell for people who dont ask for directions and they will NEVER find it
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
book club but we talk about the new fnaf book book club but we talk about the dictionary book club but we talk about an actual matchbook church is just book club for the bible i think im getting somewhere hold on
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
therapist: do you find it difficult to make choices on your own? me: concentrate and ask again therapist: put the magic 8 ball down
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
little baby pigeons
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
i could never be the first to comment on a post. no way. im not there yet. maybe one day.
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
if bluesky didn't have a character limit, no one would be safe from my long rambling thoughts. they may be funny. but they would be long. i would weave endless tapestries of odd musings. they would take up the entire real estate of your feed. seamlessly snaking through and around other poor posts wh
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
why does everything have to have a different method of cleaning. i wish i could take everything in the bath with me. then we could all be clean all at once.
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
yk some trees are self-pollinating. that means i can tell people to "make like a tree and go fuck yourself"
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
dear god stay out of it this does not concern u i'm handling it just fine
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
the word "cyclists" can apply to more than just people with bicycles. there's motorcycles, unicycles, menstrual cycles, the water cycle
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
i love water. sometimes i like to say I can't live without it!
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
im not "being an empath" i just care about my friends
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
how do italians have such clean kitchens? they're always throwing salt over their shoulders and throwing salt on things from far away and just throwing things in general (mainly salt)
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janey @kksloth.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
im okay if god sends another worldwide flood upon us. bc i know spongebob would be okay. he probably wouldn't know it even happened.
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