keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023would u hate me if i started gooning in front of ur mom☺️ 1170
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023this app is so funny because i post here only rarely and i post Good even more rarely and yet every time i open it i have mysteriously gained like 30 followers 1120
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023I dont know how to explain it but this is akin to those office space classroom chlorine pool liminal space images to me. i’ve pet this dog and napped next to him. i know it 0130
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023I want to rail a fat line and pretend im a puppy online 0120
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023how i feel impersonating my boss on the phone because he told me to 0131
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023everyone customerposting while im currently at work….. im customerliving rn. listening to on-hold music and holding a gun to my head 060
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023I feel like everyone in the world was meant to be 20 years old. everyone should be 20 years old all the time 0100
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023that one white boy who does NOT play about portable toilet rentals and septic pumping 140
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Hi guys im limited on twitter for saying the faggot word five months ago 4290
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 28/07/2023inventing a Forever rave where eventually u just pass out and collapse and die and that’s the end 1140
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Sorry for not posting on the App i was busy dealing with the horrors 091
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 12/07/2023i would pay $399 to become one of those people who pay $16 to a movie theater, watch whatever just came out, leave the movie saying “i didnt get it :3” and then never think about the film again 0110
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 09/07/2023eating sour patch watermelon in my booty shorts idgaf 1131
Reposted by keith 🦴☭ @handle.invalid · 07/07/2023(youth pastor voice) okay, but you know who was the developer of the ORIGINAL blue sky? our lord and savior jesus christ 0176
Reposted by keith 🦴boyslut @boyslut.bsky.social · 06/07/2023the radical left needs to understand one very important thing: wehhhhhh i’m a puppy 1366
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023every single time i ride the B train old people comment on my tattoos. not sure why that one specifically 080
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023woke up in the morning and had a big glass of milk. we’re so fucking back 291
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023when will bluesky get t shirt bots i want t shirt bots please 090
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023not in a particularly hot way i just look high enough that i could be dead hunted prey without any effort 0150
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023i care + i asked + i want to fuck your girlfriend idiot 2277
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023IM DRUNK AND I CANT STOP BITING MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! I NEED TO STIM !!!!! 0243
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023seasonal t shirt idea: I HATE AMERICA AND MY DICK IS SMALL 1140
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023im so glad i generally find alcohol yucky cuz like rn im about to start messaging every beautiful woman im friends with like a sad puppy staring up for a treat 1120
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/07/2023i dont have “the voices” in my head i have 8-10 moaning trans women at all times and they wont shut up and let me read about Freud’s self-experimentation with cocaine 1183
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 04/07/2023guy on the corner sold us a $20 eighth and then handed me another bag to look at and then turned away to someone else and wouldnt turn back to me so i could give it back to him so now we got another free eighth 0190
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 03/07/2023i need a futch i can keep in a cage and bark at angrily when i think of the injustices of the world 1131
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 03/07/2023when twitter is down i simply post in her pussy instead 1294
keith 🦴 @kkrocketz.bsky.social · 03/07/2023can i have a bacon egg and cheese on a roll please no ketchup 1170
