Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bout to “let’s rip some packs!” my way into some nerd d*ck 070
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Brain fully stopped functioning whenever anyone said hi at HMD last night, alas! 080
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Says so much about a person when the universal feeling upon your passing is a deep, collective grief. Dolly was in a league of her own, what a fucking loss 0343
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In my “adding cottage cheese to things for the protein” era and boy do I hate myself lol 180
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 01/08/2026They're going to try and Chris Pratt Cooper Hoffman and I'm going to revolt 050
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Seems like every day the universe invents a new slutty man with a mustache for me to fall in love with 0110
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/07/2026PSA that Bike’s th*ngs are incredibly comfortable to wear 2130
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Deeply concerned my barber may be on vacation for the next three weeks… 050
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Yes hi to men with nice arms and big tits and fat asses, do you have any resources for how to fully get into lifting 👉🏼👈🏼 2120
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Remember like, last year, when Matt Damon was like oh my daughter told me I shouldn’t say f*ggot anymore lmao that’s iconic tbh 070
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Invite fucking ruled, Olivia Wilde and Penelope Cruz are fucking magnetic 040
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My summer hot take is that speedos show y’all are doing some CRAZY shit in how you position your dicks 2151
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Love spending an hour on the phone with someone trying to fake a wire transfer and get my information. 🙂 140
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Do you ever stop and think about the Lord of the Rings trilogy is one of the most impressive pieces of media ever created? Casting, practical effects, CGI, music, performances, just insane that it all just *works* 6343
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Also we simply must put a hold on Housewife nose jobs because Rulla got the Jen Aydin special and boy is it rough 030
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“The only coworker you’ve ever had was the other girlfriend in Florida” was truly so nasty, Rosie ate poor Kelsey up 😭 060
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/06/2026In the last month or so I’ve developed some of the worst psoriasis and eczema of my life and not only is it painful and itchy I’m also wildly self conscious about it 🙃 140
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I simply must start picking up heavy things and putting them down 1190
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It’s low key camp how much of a Joey Jay stan I’ve become?? 090
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Imagine hating me and I’m just in bed stoned watching a man describe the entire Lord of the Rings plot on his massive replica map of Middle Earth 1160
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Carl pivoting Soft/Bar into a wellness location and adding workouts/run club HQ is so smart? Low key love that it’s a success for him 010
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We don’t need any more gay DJs we need gay phlebotomists! I need my bloodwork to not take so long! 0121
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Angelina Jolie in the 2000s served an ungodly amount of cunt, a lethal face card 1110
Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Call Me By Your Name really is such a stunning film, UGH 1160