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Kevin

@kkova811.bsky.social
2.4K followers 1.7K following 2.3K posts

“He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?” Housewives - Music - Video Games - Star Wars - NYC 🏳️‍🌈

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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bout to “let’s rip some packs!” my way into some nerd d*ck
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brain fully stopped functioning whenever anyone said hi at HMD last night, alas!
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thinking about dick AND cock
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
72 hours in Chicago commencing…
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Says so much about a person when the universal feeling upon your passing is a deep, collective grief. Dolly was in a league of her own, what a fucking loss
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In my “adding cottage cheese to things for the protein” era and boy do I hate myself lol
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fans of Awry, do the sizes tend to run small?
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I need a nap
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy birthday (suit) to me 🎂
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Is this thing on
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyways
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They're going to try and Chris Pratt Cooper Hoffman and I'm going to revolt
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Seems like every day the universe invents a new slutty man with a mustache for me to fall in love with
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Performative freeballing 😌
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA that Bike’s th*ngs are incredibly comfortable to wear
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Deeply concerned my barber may be on vacation for the next three weeks…
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Okay but low key giving here
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes hi to men with nice arms and big tits and fat asses, do you have any resources for how to fully get into lifting 👉🏼👈🏼
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Going to post this *everywhere*
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Packing for Ptown and…I’m so tired 😭
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember like, last year, when Matt Damon was like oh my daughter told me I shouldn’t say f*ggot anymore lmao that’s iconic tbh
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Invite fucking ruled, Olivia Wilde and Penelope Cruz are fucking magnetic
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*I look pretty good for a gay bitch*
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Desperately need someone to do my expense report for me.
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My summer hot take is that speedos show y’all are doing some CRAZY shit in how you position your dicks
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Need to wear these glasses more methinks
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love spending an hour on the phone with someone trying to fake a wire transfer and get my information. 🙂
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Gay People 🙂
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pride day 3, bottomless brunch incoming
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If Joey Jay has zero fans then I am dead!
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I need a breakfast sandwich and a lil kiss asap
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unfortunately 2/2 on K*ty P*rry singles that I enjoy
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Where is Countess Luann’s cover of Let’s Have a Kiki??
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Do you ever stop and think about the Lord of the Rings trilogy is one of the most impressive pieces of media ever created? Casting, practical effects, CGI, music, performances, just insane that it all just *works*
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Carly deciding what to name the B-sides album in 2027…
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey so should I replay Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2?
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Also we simply must put a hold on Housewife nose jobs because Rulla got the Jen Aydin special and boy is it rough
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“The only coworker you’ve ever had was the other girlfriend in Florida” was truly so nasty, Rosie ate poor Kelsey up 😭
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can confirm Toy Story 5 had me in full tears
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
In the last month or so I’ve developed some of the worst psoriasis and eczema of my life and not only is it painful and itchy I’m also wildly self conscious about it 🙃
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Betty Gilpin Emmy for Widows Bay immediately
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I simply must start picking up heavy things and putting them down
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It’s low key camp how much of a Joey Jay stan I’ve become??
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Speedo of the Day™️
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Imagine hating me and I’m just in bed stoned watching a man describe the entire Lord of the Rings plot on his massive replica map of Middle Earth
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Co-Star said “horny 4 Pride”
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Carl pivoting Soft/Bar into a wellness location and adding workouts/run club HQ is so smart? Low key love that it’s a success for him
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We don’t need any more gay DJs we need gay phlebotomists! I need my bloodwork to not take so long!
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Angelina Jolie in the 2000s served an ungodly amount of cunt, a lethal face card
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Kevin @kkova811.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Call Me By Your Name really is such a stunning film, UGH
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