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KJ Helbrough

@kjhelbrough.bsky.social
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Proud member of Tofu Eating Wokerati. Animal lover. Cat slave. Public servant.

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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks for warning. So annoying!
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does it end on a cliffhanger though, in anticipation of a second series that never came? I do hate to watch something that ends like that.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m a huge fan of the Maria Nila range you can get online. The 1l bottles are particularly good because you only need one pump of product so they last months. The True Soft conditioner is perfect for my fine, straight, easily tangled hair. Also, the range is cruelty free and vegan.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just doing NYT puzzles. This seems a little, ummm, on-the-nose? It’s increasingly how the rest of us are starting to view the US.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For kitchen? Quartz is tougher for everyday hard usage. Marble needs sealing and treating. My plan for next home (…!!) is to have a marble section or island for dough/pastry: you can pick up gorgeous and unusual offcuts at stonemasons for a fraction of the cost of fitting out a whole kitchen.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bernie will continue his lifelong dream of axing all civilians. He screwed up the Met and now he’s ready to destroy everything else.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m so jealous! My weather app was showing rain here overnight but now - just two hours later - the icons have disappeared 😢
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s making me so miserable 😞 oh how I miss rain!!
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am now regularly seeing things on Temu that are visually identical to things on Etsy, but for a fraction of the cost. But which is it - are the Temu items crude copies of actual handmade Etsy items? Or are people mis-selling Temu stuff as “handmade” on Etsy for a massively inflated price 🤷🏼‍♀️
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Brit here. This is genuinely terrifying. I do not understand why so many Americans worship that man. It’s incomprehensible to most of us.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Do people really fall for this nonsense 🫪
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Clever girl!!! We recently learned that our ‘innocent angel’ Freya has learned how to open the locked cat flap. And it appears she is willing to share this talent with her siblings…… releasing them from captivity (no doubt for a price) 😉😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Couldn’t agree more 😂 Just thought I’d pop on for a quick scroll to see what’s going on in the world, and there is nothing but football in my feeds 🤦‍♀️
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Love it 😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cat themed you say….. I’m a huge fan of the gorgeous 50s style dresses from Dolly and Dotty. They do traditional styles but also fun, quirky prints. Confession, I have most of the cat ones……
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh that makes sense.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lol too hot 😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was expecting more.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Genuinely confused - I thought Burnham was the saviour, the one candidate they could all get behind?
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m glad the BBC picked this story up, because it needs to be hammered home to Lowe’s constituents, who are at risk of never even hearing about it. Information silos are how the far right are ‘winning’. This abhorrent behaviour needs to be relentlessly pointed out, in every conceivable media arena.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How did Rutte get that job and what is the mechanism for replacing him? He is an absolute disgrace and does not represent the majority of European opinion.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
First time I couldn’t make out any words. After seeing the words, I ‘heard’ them clearly. So I’m going to assume this was my brain being tricked 🫣
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I also was angered by temp.prom. talk implying *the problem* is those who fail the promotion process are still allowed to continue as temp.prom. But the *real* issue is why proven evidence of fulfilling role/doing job well, doesn’t guarantee promotion. It’s utter madness, the system is broken.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I felt like there is still too much emphasis on graduate/academic qualities being ‘necessary’ for leadership. Policing should be a vocation. There is definitely a place for high-flyer academics, but the value of instinctual old-fashioned police experts shouldn’t be denied.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The talk of recreating Bramshill made me chuckle. Round and round the circle goes 🤦‍♀️
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It read to me like it had been written by the College of Policing themselves, trying to justify their existence and/or expand their empire. That quote about the ‘front line leaders training’ being popular is a joke.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So wonderful 😂 I could listen to / watch Randy all day 🤩
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So glad someone else feels the same!! Thought it was just me. That film absolutely traumatised me 🫣
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
10pm and it’s still 30 degrees in my bedroom 😱 I’m a lady of a certain age and frankly any nighttime temperature over 10 degrees is unacceptable 🥵😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You’re the genius Randy 🤩
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wasn’t venturing up there. Shudder.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Based on gorgeous photos, went excitedly to view a cottage. We exited rapidly, nicknamed it ‘The Death House’. Dead bird on stairs, shower cubicle encased in spider webs, mound of dead ants in lounge, “annex” missing half the roof, bed covered in dead flies. So you think, what else are they hiding 🫣
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
All my cats have been named after mythological figures. The grandiose effect is somewhat ruined however when Loki becomes “Who’s Mummy’s liccle Loki-Loo-Loos den”. 😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Poetry 😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My partner and I still shudder when recalling a similar catastrophe, nicknamed ‘Garlicgate’ 😉😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Is that a plant on top? Don’t fancy its chances. Limited life expectancy 😼😼
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have an electric cat water fountain inside and a bowl of water outside. But the only thing my oldest cat seems to enjoy is drinking from my glass (stealing) or slurping from the bucket of old fish tank water we use in the garden 🤷🏼‍♀️
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks Gavin, have circulated. First I’ve heard of it.
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Dogtor Approximate @dogtorapproximate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Uk cat lovers- . Croquembouche's brother is owned by a lady who is helping someone who has just entered palliative care. She has 15 cats. Most are seniors. 5 are going to a charities home for life situation, it's reluctantly accepted some will be pts. If anyone can love one I can connect.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“I want to come in. Until you actually open the door. Then I will sniff disdainfully and wander off. Unless you have the nerve to close the door, then of course I’ll be back with a vengeance”. 😼
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And who will be measuring the fail rate of cases brought without all the evidence……
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wow. No words.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Or anything….. swans, etc 😬😉😂
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yes I remember hearing that at school.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Beautiful photos.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mum had steamed salmon, my cat Leto brazenly stole it off her plate, ate it right in front of her. So next time, Mum brought 2 salmon steaks, cooked them together, put one on her plate and one on a plate for Leto. Guess which one Leto wanted (and subsequently purloined). The stealing is the point 😼
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I had to get a new work laptop today. Whilst waiting for it to update, I made a joke about missing the simpler days of pen, paper and typewriters. The young tech guy looked at me quizzically: “What’s a typewriter?” he enquired. I feel so old.
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KJ Helbrough @kjhelbrough.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I remember once trying desperately to explain at a very excited TTCG that they hadn’t ’cracked it’ with their postings…. There had been no robberies the day before because it snowed. And robbers don’t like getting cold and wet any more than they do. Sorry to burst your bubble and all that but…..🤷🏼‍♀️
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