KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#ITalkGibberishWhen I travel to Gibber.static.klipy.comMoving Day: Woman with BirdcageALT: Moving Day: Woman with Birdcage 020
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#IfItsUpToRobots everything will be just fine.static.klipy.comAi RobotALT: Ai Robot 131
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Dolly, you were a bright light on a darkening world. #RIPDolly 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 24/04/2026#WhatIDoForEarthdayIs moon everyone. 🌙media.tenor.coma close up of a full moon with a dark backgroundALT: a close up of a full moon with a dark background 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 18/04/2026You're only paying $2.50/gal for gas, the rest is fake inflation. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Power's out, internet's out, can't remember what we used to do in the old days on nights like this... 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 28/03/2026#SoOldSchool I still remember the smell of the mimeograph machine...media.tenor.coma group of students in a classroom with a map of the world on the wall behind themALT: a group of students in a classroom with a map of the world on the wall behind them 085
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 15/03/2026#WhatIDoForMyMentalHealthIs limit it to one glassmedia.tenor.coma woman is holding a large glass that says just one glass on itALT: a woman is holding a large glass that says just one glass on it 132
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 28/02/2026People are a #BigNopeForMemedia.tenor.coma baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor .ALT: a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor . 031
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 01/01/2026only been a few years I've looked back on and thought "what a horrible year", but this was one of them. 🥾 2025 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 28/11/2025#ItWasARevelationWhen we accidentally saw your browser historymedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is looking at the camera .ALT: a man with a beard is looking at the camera . 022
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 01/11/2025#unseeninthedark the candyman.media.tenor.coma cartoon smiley face with a hand sticking out of it 's mouthALT: a cartoon smiley face with a hand sticking out of it 's mouth 111
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 24/06/2025#MakeSummerMusical Wicked hot!media.tenor.coma woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hatALT: a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat 063
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 17/06/2025New IOS/Android feature request: Anyone callng from a Trump phone = automatic phone number block. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 12/06/2025We're all just one misstep on the stairs in the middle of the night from being sent to the glue factory. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 01/06/2025#IFlipACoinWhen its an important decision like pancakes or waffles.media.tenor.coma man says pancakes or waffles in a restaurantALT: a man says pancakes or waffles in a restaurant 142
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Solar panels going up on my house today. Into the future. ☀️ 110
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 05/04/2025The doctor is concerned you're overweight, so we cut off your arm. Everything's going great, as long as the infection doesn't spread. The doctor doesn't understand why you're not more appreciative, your weight is great now. Besides, the Biden admin made you so overweight, they're to blame here. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I'm going to buy lots of glue and put together some business models. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I officially ran out of clean clothes today, so the laundry being done tonight is the mother load. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Haven't been on BSKY for a long time it seems. It's been a blur... my mom passed away. Helping my dad deal with all the post-death things, it's crazy how many accounts have to be updated/changed. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Nothing like some sibo/ibs thing going on in your gut to look at food differently. I've lost 15 lbs in about 3 weeks, but maybe it's turned a corner, actually wanted to eat a little breakfast this morning. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It's pretty sad that my photo app's "highlights from the last few months" are just pics from my security cam that the squirrels triggered. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Take another little Pizza my heart 🍕 #FoodASongBandorFilm 150
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Ok, my Denver friends, this is a PSA: they say it's going to be frickin cold next weekend, prepare for frickin coldness... stock up on everything next week. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I might go to plumber's school and specialize in pipe organs. 020
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Having a bad brain day today, it just hurts. Hoping for some sleep and a better tomorrow. 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 07/01/2025As I get older and my eyes slowly get worse, I need a phone that folds out into a 75" HDTV sized screen now. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 03/01/2025#WasJailedFor passing GO. #MonopolyLifemedia.tenor.coman elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket is standing in a room .ALT: an elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket is standing in a room . 041
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 03/01/2025You ever open an app, then totally forget why you opened the app? 000
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 27/12/2024That CHI/SEA game... Feel like I lost 4 hours of my life for no reason. 010
KJ @kj-colorado.bsky.social · 26/12/2024A haiku: Rain, rain, go away, It’s December 25th Snow would be okay. 010
