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Kitty Vons

@kittyvons.bsky.social
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Insomniac from chronic illness & thinking about way too much. Chronic pain, dysautonomia, et al. Cooking guru when I can move. Just don't ask me to bake beyond profiterols, cookies, or pies.

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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh, hey, to anyone who traveled through Nelson BC recently, don't eat the mushrooms you bought at the market! thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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Potentially Toxic Mushrooms Were Sold at a Farmers Market Near Nelson | The Tyee
Interior Health is still working to track down customers who bought what they thought were chanterelles.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to be as nice as I can be. It has been a week. My cat started bleeding from her paw pads. Vet thinks allergies. So steroids that I have to keep the other cat away from. Wipes, cream, e collar. Other cat hates her Vet smell so friction 24/7. I can still be nice but I need sleep soon.
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On NGUNNAWAL land - the beating ❤️ of our nation @kbincanb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paging people in #MELBOURNE #MELB Be on the lookout Note: Correct license plates for the two vans 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 RENAULT VAN 🚐 1QR 8PO PEUGEOT VAN 🚐 1UO2YV
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tens of thousands of voter registrations have gone unprocessed in Texas. Affecting large areas deeply. If you’re in Texas, check your registration is up to date and accurate ASAP. www.texastribune.org/2026/09/22/t...
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DPS voter registration applications weren’t sent to counties
Counties will start receiving a surge of applications less than two weeks before the Oct. 5 registration deadline, adding work at one of the busiest points in the election calendar.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Poor baby Sosi. Vet thinks the paw pad bleeding is allergies. So steroids, cleaning pads & antibiotic cream. With collar of shame. Will clean the bedding once she heals but not disturbing her anytime soon. Her brother just keeps hissing. He chased her last night & he got locked out.
A tabby female in a collar of shame. The bedding has blood stains.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting really angry at every vet consolidating but not having anyone to answer their phone. My vet's office sends my phone call to a separate place 25 miles down from me that doesn't see my pets or answer their phone. Yay
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My ME/CFS, POTS has been bad for over 2months. I had issues keeping anything besides soups & broths down for weeks. Am having a bite an hour of solid food annoying af but building that back up. Stupid illness that should have real meds. I know how to do after 26 years. Hate this shit. Do your jobs
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So if im paying a premium for Hulu why am I seeing ads every 5 minutes now? Gonna have to cancel i guess bc greedy MFers have to learn.
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Renee' Martin @sachikoko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🆘URGENT🆘SENIOR ALERT🙏🏾PLEASE RE-POST🆘 🙏🏾PLEASE #PLEDGE 2 SAVE MY LIFE 💝Sweet 13YO #Senior White & Brown #Tabby Kitty TOMATHY CHALAMAN💝 😿Owner Displaced, Blind/Visually Impaired 🚨Needs #Adoption #Rescue #Foster🚨 ▶️264788 www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb... 🙏🏽 #AdoptDontShop #Manhattan #NYCACC #CatsOfBluesky
Tomathy Chalaman is a 13 year old male, white & brown tabby kitty with yellow fully dilated eyes, a pink nose and white whiskers. His eyes are slightly cloudy and he is clearly blind or visually impaired. He is sitting in his kennel in the phoenix position facing the camera. He is located at the Manhattan ACC.

*Was Surrendered When His Family Was Displaced
*Mellow, Quiet, Calm, Sweet, & Affectionate Senior
*Have Lived With Cats & Children In My Previous Home	
*Interacts With & Solicits Attention From Assessor
*Purring & Head Butting, Leans In For Cheek Rubs
*Calm & Tolerant, Easily Handled During Pick Up
*Appreciate Slow Introductions Help Me Feel Safe
*Suitable For Any Level Of Adopter Experience
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Beagle Freedom Project @beaglefreedom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ADOPT RINGO! 🐶❤️ Ringo is a sweet, silly beagle who loves playing outside, showing off his goofy personality, and making friends with other dogs! Now, he’s ready for a forever family. 🥹 🐶 5 years | 19 lbs 📍 Nowata, OK Apply: bfp.org/adopt
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching America's test kitcken & want to argue a lot. So much.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So big boy is letting me pet him again after abusing me so I fell off the bed. He didn't like the yell. It was loud tbh. I am now 5" away from the side. I learn.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You literally knocked down the east wing so much absebtos without mitigation. Just a genius in charge of this. Guess what Natalie mesothelioma is a thing. Good luck.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tried to refit the sleep number bed a few weeks ago. My big boy Cy (20 pound male cat) creeped over Friday night and the sidewall collapsed & I fell & landed on a charging station. He's on the other side of the bed ever since. Need to heal & get a new mattress.
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MplsShLee @shannaleehorvik.com · 13/09/2026
Henri-etta has been waiting far too long. At 9½, this vocal, opinionated queen is ready for a kingdom. She was abandoned in a cardboard box in January. Now she needs someone who won't abandon her again. Please share. Her person is out there. us18c.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...
A white cat with a gray tail and head markings lays in a cot dreaming of the right people who will Love her for the rest of her life
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Squishy baby seems to be better from her paw. Healing. Had to poke her a lot from stop her from chewing it. She gets out of the cone of shame in less than 5 minutes everytime. She gets out of the air one too. Feral mom taught her well.
Sosi a tabby cat sleeping. She stopped worrying at her paw & seems better.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So I kissed Cy's head and asked if he wanted a second kiss. This was absolutely a yes
Very large male tabby on a blue blanket
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking Oprah unleashed hell on us all. Everytime i hear JD Vance or Dr Oz or Dr Phil or Jenny McCarthy giving our kids measles & polio again. That million pieces guy too. Hope your millions was worth killing kids
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got a bunch to rant about today. I have a Samsung Dyer that I have to do 3 cycles & drape stuff over the couch. Your stuff sucks
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My cat opened up her cut on her paw after it had mostly healed after I stripped my bed so there's blood everywhere on stuff I can't throw in the laundry. Thanks you lunatic. Still don't know how you got hurt maybe your brother. Bc just inside cats
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess I taught my daughter how to break down a whole fish when she was young & forgot. I have taught her multiple times to break down a chicken but she remembers the fish bc of fish bladder & little fish eaten in the stomach.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who posted withholding sex from women? It has to be a bit
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so cold bc im sick can I have a hug please
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to watch Life. Why are the Gyllenhaals even a thing? Both are flat in every movie. I mean Cameron Diaz has more depth & that's not a positive
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So for my daughter's 5th birthday I did a mashed potato bar with multiple cheeses bacon bits sausage chives sour cream et al. Kids went nuts.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So we can't have pennies bc it costs too much but this asshole costing an asshole dollar losing us so much is fine
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am cold & hot bc my neuropathy is bad. Hands hot arms cold. Just stupid
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is a hug always a pass or can a it just being maybe someone sees you as someone that deserves love
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's not going to matter what I say but as as least 1 of the main ones in charge of someone with multiple ppl with dementia maybe Natalie isn't great in charge
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So paying for a streaming service & having ads & now you have to pick 1 of 3 ads to tell you how Maine is awesome. Maine you're pissing me off.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy 10 yo birthday.
Tabby female catTabby male cat
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still no takers. I don't *understand*, and it's killing me. LOOK AT THESE FACES.
Torbie cat standing on bed, looking up.Gray cat with small white flash on throat, sitting on bed, looking up.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My daughter bought me Korean. I remade the rice into banchan fried rice bc there are no rules.
Messy Korean dish with banchan fried rice & shitake mushrooms & carrots & beef bulfogi.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just getting yelled at. Not attentive enough for the furry boy. He refuses to sleep with my daughter although he will scream until she opens her door accepts 2 pets & runs back up here.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm grumpy bc my spine hurts. So celery especially the greens are great. Beet greens, radish greens 2 for 1 along with carrots. Beet greens cooked like Swiss chard. Radish greens in tacos. Tell me your go tos
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Folks, this is an URGENT situation- this friend has since passed away and these cats need IMMEDIATE care. Anyone in driving distance of NYC who can take them in please get in touch with Shecky things are looking desperate.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Babadook came out of hiding bc of Natalie. Now we are all in trouble.
Babadook
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Physical therapy is so much about not believing women. Literally had MRI scans & the one guy hurt me every week. The other helped but I hurt more than I got helped bc of the hateful guy.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@thisgrilllife.bsky.social
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going to be annoying.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
100% picture stuff shut down today. Will be going to repost this a million times bc it is pretty.
Sake, gomaae,sauteed bok choy, miso marinated baby bok choy, takikomi Gohan. Pickled red onions & 2 soy based dips. On greenish pretty plates on bamboo.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Birthday dinner for daughter & @vesta93.bsky.social Miso marinated black cod, gomaae (spinach with sesame seeds), sauteed baby bok choy, takikomi Gohan (Japanese mixed rice), sake jug & poured sake. Pickled red onions, 2 sauces. Tuna aapetizer.
Sake jug with sake poured in glass. Miso marinated black cod. Gomaae (sauteed spinach with sesame seeds). Sauteed baby bok choy. Takikomi (Japanese mixed rice) in a bowl on a bamboo placemat with pickled red onions & 2 dipping sauces. Same setup but with appetizer of tuna.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Birthday dinner for daughter & @vesta93.bsky.social Miso marinated black cod, gomaae (spinach with sesame seeds), sauteed baby bok choy, takikomi Gohan (Japanese mixed rice), sake jug & poured sake. Pickled red onions, 2 sauces. Tuna aapetizer.
Sake jug with sake poured in glass. Miso marinated black cod. Gomaae (sauteed spinach with sesame seeds). Sauteed baby bok choy. Takikomi (Japanese mixed rice) in a bowl on a bamboo placemat with pickled red onions & 2 dipping sauces. Same setup but with appetizer of tuna.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trying to make it pretty. Various tries.
Still needs futzing. Blonde table with Japanese placesetting and bamboo placemat. Slate coasters.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yelling for a bit. Had the BD menu for daughter & BF set for a month. Getting them to agree on a menu was something. Now the black cod has pinbones. BF brother may or may not be coming last minute. Daughter is coming tonight instead of tmrw & sleeping in in the middle of deliveries & deep cleaning
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So the marinade for the Nobu miso marinated black cod is made & cooling. Black cod is portioned. Has to marinate until Saturday. Other food delivery comes tomorrow. So much cleaning to do but preset the table. Needs futzing. Have to get new bulbs in the high hats. Might wait for my daughter 4 that
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Have an order in for delivery at some early ass time for whole paycheck for the black cod for the 2 birthdays (miso marinated black cod famous nobu recipe). Has to marinate 2-3 days. Scared I forget something so holding off on the Weeee order until after I get the 1st one
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cy & I are arguing. I asked him for tomorrow to put on little kitty slippers to scrub the dining table. He refuses. And how dare I?
Big tabby boy on cat tree. Eyes are annoyed at me.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have hate in my heart. It feels bad. I've been sick & stolen from & was still whole. But these crazy ppl in charge of the Republican party trying to starve the kids, kill the old & the sick & deport our neighbors suck ass.
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Next time I want to make my fried catfish into a po boy with remoulade. My catfish was good but the induction stove shut off bc I have to twirl the cast iron pan bc the installers didn't use a level so everything tilts towards the front. Not my normal. Can I get a couple guys to level the bastard?
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