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Kitty Jupiter

@kittyjupiter.bsky.social
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Binger of shows, connoisseur of cringe… A tired cosmic catgirl lurker full of memes & indecision who crashlanded here to geek out & do what I want. 🖤 ⸻ 🐱🪐 ⸻ 🖤 Likes cute/spooky stuff, fries, art, & gaming/film/anime stuff. MDNI/NoAI. She/Her. 🇨🇦🇵🇭 Level 30+

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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this reminds me of the frieren-looking-up meme... i bet this tutorial wouldda helped 'em! 😂 these tricky angles! (meme below)
The Frieren Looking Up Meme (also called "Fweewen" apparently?). It features a pale, short, green-eyed elf lady with silver pigtails and white clothes with gold trim and a red button and earring... except the whole thing looks comically disproportionate and lacking in structural anatomy, as the jaw is misaligned and the face is scrunched upwards and tiny.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This goblin jack-in-the-box guy on the right from the 1992 Tin Soldier ballet on TV. I didn't like his harassment towards the ballerina nor the tin soldier, and him and the sewer rats plus him breaking just gives me so much ick and distress, both past-and-present-tense lmao 😬
A screenshot from the 1992 Tin Soldier ballet, featuring a dainty ballerina in an aura dress and a pink and white tutu and head/neck accessories being protectively held away by a hatless Tin Soldier, in his deep blue army tailcoat jacket with a big white X on the front, covering over a red design with white smaller circles bordering the front around the red, and shoulderpads that match the rest of his collared formal uniform, and with painted-on circular blush marks on his rosy cheeks, from a mischievous neerdowell-looking goblin from the jack-in-the-box, who's wearing an outfit decorated by a series of white, black, bright red, and dark red patterns, often triangular and alternating, with a curved, upright hat with similar patterns that curves over his face like a smurf hat but sharp, his complexion completely corpse-pale-white from face to fingertips and with a sharp mask with an even sharper nose and curling dark eyebrows and eyeliner that could give Kefka from the Final Fantasy series a run for his money in terms of a villainous-clown-look. The stand before a blurred dark-blue background that is giving liminal space vibes, hints of the giant toy castle in the dark of the background.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This goblin jack-in-the-box guy on the right from the 1992 Tin Soldier ballet on TV. I didn't like his harassment towards the ballerina nor the tin soldier, and him and the sewer rats plus him breaking just gives me so much ick and distress, both past-and-present-tense lmao 😬
A screenshot from the 1992 Tin Soldier ballet, featuring a dainty ballerina in an aura dress and a pink and white tutu and head/neck accessories being protectively held away by a hatless Tin Soldier, in his deep blue army tailcoat jacket with a big white X on the front, covering over a red design with white smaller circles bordering the front around the red, and shoulderpads that match the rest of his collared formal uniform, and with painted-on circjlar blush marks on his rosy cheeks, from a mischievous neerdowell-looking goblin from the jack-in-the-box, who's wearing an outfit decorated by a series of white, black, bright red, and dark red patterns, often triangular and alternating, with a curved, upright hat with similar patterns that curves over his face like a smurf hat but sharp, his complexion completely corpse-pale-white from face to fingertips and with a sharp mask with an even sharper nose and curling dark eyebrows and eyeliner that could give Kefka from the Final Fantasy series a run for his money in terms of a villainous-clown-look. The stand before a blurred dark-blue background that is giving liminal space vibes, hints of the giant toy castle in the dark of the background.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wouldn't show any of these rock dudes to Malcolm, King of Love.... he Loves to eat gravel 😬
A screenshot of Malcolm, King of Love, devourer of gravel, from the series "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared". Malcolm looks like a moai head statue from Easter Island, but if his face was a mozaic of shattered glass in hues of teal, with mismatched yellow teeth peeking out of a mouth belonging to a vacant gaze. The head has a nest of light brown hair on top, and a red heart at the top of his forehead, and the head sits on a raised stone square with the word "king" on it in all capital letters. The background is a mix of stone with red starfishes and hearts and a pink, cloudy sky.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It feels somehow fitting that I just so happened to be wearing this shirt just as I stumbled upon this post...
A zoomed in screenshot of the cat.exe meme shirt from Hot Topic, where it has a Windows Explorer-style window with a X button on the top right, the left side of the bar saying cat.exe in white font on a dark blue bar that happens to gradient to a lighter blue from left to right. Below this is a picture of a black and white cat politely sitting like a loaf of bread with their paws tucked under them, staring at the viewer. Below this image is a confirmation box that reads "OK".
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and here's my 9 games list. This was so, so hard to compile and condense. Honorable mentions include OOT, Shadow of the Colossus, Banjo Tooie, and Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
Kitty Jupiter's "My 9 Games" list, via the website, with a caption at the top that says "My 9 Games" and "The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am", followed by a 3 by 3 grid of pictures of games and their corresponding titles, the captions with the titles at the bottom of the pictures. Kitty Jupiter's list is as follows:

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, Super Mario Sunshine, Animal Crossing New Leaf, The Legend of Dragoon, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, We Love Katamari, Final Fantasy XIV, and Dark Cloud.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my 9 animes list, based on stuff I grew up watching or know I binged like crazy back in the day. i realize i'm a sucker for aura farming, comedy, & (lovable) underdogs that keep going despite it all. maybe that's a cliche set of criteria, but i find myself smiling anytime i see stuff on these shows
Kitty Jupiter's "My 9 Animes" list, via the website, with a caption at the top that says "My 9 Animes" and "The 9 Anime That Shaped Who I Am", folowed by a 3 by 3 grid of pictures of anime shows and their corresponding titles, the captions with the titles at the bottom of the pictures. Kitty Jupiter's list is as follows:

Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghostfiles, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This reminds me of that Great Gatsby game for the NES...
The words "The Great Gatsby" is visible on a blue background with a giant floating set of eyes and red lips, overlooking a manmade structure, all from the NES videogame of the same name.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dude it looks like that foot boss from Skyward Sword, but if you smacked its toes off first
The Imprisoned boss from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. The boss resembles the sculpture in the original post, design-wise, with its long, pear-shaped body with dark divots or scales, with the exception of having spily white teeth peeking out of an axolotl-shaped mouth, and white oblong toe-claw things. The legs it has, unlike the sculpture that has no legs, start rather low on the body, making it also look like a giant walking avocado.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think this is something I really love about the original artwork for Majora's Mask---the way they use shadows, as opposed to their 3DS remake artwork (while also pretty). It just has that "oomph" factor to me!
Artwork from the original release of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It features Link and all his transformation forms standing behind him, with chaotic building-like scenery in the background, and a shadowed Skull Kid standing in a wild marionette-y pose in front of the moon. The whole piece has striking, vivid colours and strong, dramatic lighting/shadows.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
she's hungry. inspired by @discountvillain.bsky.social 's post and @li-stardust.bsky.social 's idea #metroid #ravenous #samusaran
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I DID IT
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my take on the new remake Sheik design is that it's giving Final Fantasy vibes ...i do wish they kept the tan of the previous design tho, and worked it into an epic 7-year-training-session-sun-tan instead, versus Nico Robin-ing 'em lol #spoiler #zelda #ootremake #sheik #shiek #finalfantasy #cecil
a picture of Sheik from the newest Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake, showcasing the design against what looks like a dark brown tapestry of the deku tree, but Sheik looks way paler than in the original, and with wavy gold hair that's a lot sloppier than previously, but otherwise in full ninja/shiekah garb and carrying a gold harp. Sheik does have nice arm muscles though!a screenshot of Cecil Harvey, the protagonist from Final Fantasy 4, from the opening animation, with his pale complexion and pretty boy looks and wavy long hair and white plated armor.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what the heck, nintendo... what did they DO to child Zelda's face?! very cool trailer but... uhh, that uncanny valley... hooo boy 😨 girlie really turned around looking like -this-: 👁👄👁 #spoiler #ootremake #nintendo #istilllovezeldagamesbutwtf #zeldagotthekafeitreatment #zelda #therestlooksneat
a gif of the "go on im all eyes" meme, with a grey striped cat stares directly at the viewer and the picture has them up close and dead center, but their eyes are the eye emojis instead... and are gigantic. the words "go on im all eyes" is written at the top in black font on a white background, the cat's big pointy ears overlapping over said white.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
inconsolable...
a drawing of Miss Piggy by Kitty Jupiter where her mascara is smudged and she's looking downtrodden, devastated by the news of both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry's deaths, and back to back at that. Her gaze is lowered, even in her silk bathrobe, her curls lacking their usual bounce, her eyes red from crying. Rest in peace Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Omnomnom
The 'Get In My Belly' meme
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
that's me, i am the indoor cat
The "Oh, he just like me, fr" meme of the Chainsaw Man manga, where a panel shows the guy crying emotionally and saying "He just like me...", then hugs a TV while sobbing "He just like me FR!!!!" as a dark haired girl sits politely against the wall in the background/distance, watching his shameless display.
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Kitty Jupiter @kittyjupiter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...Where'd you get this footage of me?! jk jk. Someone get this bird adobo asap! /also joking
the "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" meme, where it asks "What's going on?" and gives four multiple choice answers a person can pick, but they can only choose one, and they read "It's annoying or not interesting", "I'm in this photo and I don't like it", "I think it shouldn't be on Facebook", and "It's spam", but only the second one is chosen.
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