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Toby

@kitty.parts
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34 / Gay / MTG / Furry / 18+ / Yelling at clouds 💚 @astutepenguin.bsky.social

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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/09/2026
I dunno if these are formative or favorites or what, but here's what I randomly remembered that I've played before this time one of these came around
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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/09/2026
Ayo?
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Toby @kitty.parts · 19/09/2026
This is me btw
A photo of a cat sitting on a kitchen counter. The perspective of the photo makes it seem like the counter is actually the floor, so the cat appears to be as tall as a human.
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Toby @kitty.parts · 04/09/2026
This is surprising since I've lived on the East Coast my whole life..
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Toby @kitty.parts · 03/09/2026
"Get the fries. You'll need the energy in the coming days."
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Toby @kitty.parts · 30/08/2026
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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/08/2026
Also whatever they sprayed to clean the water stains are definitely giving us cancer
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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/08/2026
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Toby @kitty.parts · 11/08/2026
Decided to get some of those poetry magnets recently and finally started messing with them. Wrote some haikus about.. subjects. Half of these are from the "coffee" themed set, and the other half are from the "pride" themed one. Guess which is which! cw: sexual themes
A picture of the top drawer of a black metal filing cabinet. There are magnets with single and partial words on the filing cabinet arranged into four haikus. The haikus read, in order from the top left corner, top right, bottom left, and bottom right:

day light without drink!
rise to create this bold joy 
feel humanity

come use my body
imagine share d between all
instant jitter ing

relax together
our beautiful belong ing
emotional peace

press head in to me
taste clear drop of liquid need
sense savor enjoy
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Toby @kitty.parts · 10/08/2026
Final 2-1, all of my games were very quick one way or the other. Not pictured: 10 swamps, 7 mountains
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Toby @kitty.parts · 09/08/2026
Donkey TF? In MY grocery store?
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Toby @kitty.parts · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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Toby @kitty.parts · 22/07/2026
Me when I see one of my furry husbands
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Toby @kitty.parts · 16/07/2026
All I can see is this
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Toby @kitty.parts · 16/07/2026
idk what to put up top so have this crappy joke
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Toby @kitty.parts · 26/06/2026
I'll take it
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Toby @kitty.parts · 23/06/2026
... no comment
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Toby @kitty.parts · 20/06/2026
You vs the guy he tells you not to worry about
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Toby @kitty.parts · 12/06/2026
I will never understand the appeal of vore as a fetish (and that's okay, you do you)
a screenshot of a tumblr post. 
user harbinger-of-the-defiled-heiress said:
i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed..." like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit

user maiseipup replied:
i know what its like to be Burger 🍔....
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Toby @kitty.parts · 11/06/2026
Leshawna ball oc
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Toby @kitty.parts · 16/05/2026
He
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Toby @kitty.parts · 14/05/2026
Saw a fren on my walk today
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Toby @kitty.parts · 13/05/2026
Time to give away my character name, maybe even my server
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Toby @kitty.parts · 02/05/2026
I guess I've never posted my WoL here
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Toby @kitty.parts · 02/05/2026
github.com/Exocija/Zeta... lmfaoooo
A screen capture of an AI response. It reads "There you go, gorgeous! :purple_heart: That's a comprehensive look at the dangerous patterns your fluffy students need to recognize and avoid. This code shows exactly how malicious keyloggers work - from the low-level keyboard hooks to memory scanning and data exfiltration."
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Toby @kitty.parts · 16/04/2026
I guess..? Maybe?? grids.fun/t/about-me-v...
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Toby @kitty.parts · 13/04/2026
Wow the reality fracture leaks are crazy, I can't believe they'd print something so underpowered at this point
A fake magic the gathering card. It's named "Power Creep", costs {R/B}, and is a Legendary Creature - Elder Demon. It's a 6/6 with "Menace", "Ward - Lose the game", and "Whenever an opponent loses life, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {B}.". The flavor text is "Don't worry, Power Creep isn't real"
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Toby @kitty.parts · 26/03/2026
Missed opportunity from wotc
A Universes Beyond version of Teferi's Protection using the "Hrothgar Make Condom" art as source material
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Toby @kitty.parts · 04/03/2026
Got a good printer for making my own proxies. The print quality is very nice, but there's no sheen on the cards, so I need to figure out some kind of lamination or coating process.. Already have a corner punch with a smaller radius on the way, this one is a bit too big I think.
Four fake Magic: The Gathering cards. Clockwise, from top left: Island, Deflecting Swat, Blightsteel Colossus, Quilled Greatwurm. The colors are vibrant, but the corners are not quite the right shape.
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Toby @kitty.parts · 23/02/2026
Alexa play Despacito
A picture of a pot of Beef and Barley Vegetable soup with a spoon mostly submerged, including the handle
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Toby @kitty.parts · 30/12/2025
I got an Urza's Saga pack for Christmas.. (Yes it immediately went into a slab)
A picture of a Gaea's Cradle card from Magic: The Gathering
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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/12/2025
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Three stick figures with labels. The first is smiling and wearing a Santa hat and is labelled "1st-26th Dec," with the caption "Festive." The second is holding a block of cheese and is labelled "27th Dec - 31st Dec," with the caption "Confused, Full of cheese, Unsure of the day of the week." The third is large and round and labelled "January etc." and is captioned with just "Fat."
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Toby @kitty.parts · 26/12/2025
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Toby @kitty.parts · 14/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A picture of a truck with "bottomley enterprises" on the side
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Toby @kitty.parts · 26/11/2025
I don't know... That's scary...
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Toby @kitty.parts · 08/11/2025
They went even further...
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Toby @kitty.parts · 04/11/2025
They really did
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Toby @kitty.parts · 04/11/2025
Voting complete
An overly zoomed-in photo of an "I voted" sticker
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Toby @kitty.parts · 08/10/2025
If I have to..
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Toby @kitty.parts · 04/08/2025
Same hat
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Toby @kitty.parts · 02/07/2025
Your question is irrelevant.
Two graphs comparing the turnout of the Democratic primary elections for NYC mayor between 2025 and 2021. The 2025 graph shows a large increase in turnout of young voters.
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Toby @kitty.parts · 19/05/2025
Sure
Bruce Banner from Marvel Cinematic UniverseKlaus Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate EventsBrian Johnson from The Breakfast ClubChidi Anagonye from The Good Place
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Toby @kitty.parts · 02/05/2025
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Toby @kitty.parts · 24/04/2025
Why not iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
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Toby @kitty.parts · 31/03/2025
So did the rest of us buddy
A thumbnail for a YouTube video titled "I played Balatro every day for a month"
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Toby @kitty.parts · 08/11/2024
They weren't kidding
Three partially crushed cans labelled "crushed pineapple" on a shelf
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Toby @kitty.parts · 27/10/2024
Yippë
A sticker that says "I voted early!"
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Toby @kitty.parts · 19/10/2024
Won this awesome Acrid piece by @mudsley.bsky.social at the #BLFC2024 art auction
A hand painted "Beware of The Dog" sign with painted green ooze dripping from the edges and between the letters. Acrid from the Risk of Rain franchise is painted onto the sign, blocking most of the right half of the lettering.
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Toby @kitty.parts · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #605,629!
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