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Chicken Lady

@kithquotes.bsky.social
124 followers 17 following 52 posts

My brain’s the size of a walnut.

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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother’s Day to our favorite mum!
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s from his song Eraserhead on the Shame Based Man album lol
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Silver CARIBOUUUU
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A man in a flying pig costume with big angel wings. He entertains people at life’s many lineups.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Wait… don’t I know them??
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I am he.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Chamomile tea… you bastard.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
lol there was supposed to be another picture here.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
…you bastard, before I beat the crap outta you 🫖
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Well, horrible is *something*
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The beard stays, you go! 🧔🏻‍♂️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Finally!!
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I got big arms cuz I drum, right?
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I do not remember why I made this lol
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
@ityslmemes.com “Then we wasted our money, Lady Gaga.”
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The hero we need:
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A conversation I just had with my mom:
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Toast Fucking where you fuck or get fucked with toast
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“Good luck to you and your people.” -Tyrone Bibbins, Esq.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I must remember to thank that empty container of yogurt for being *so full* of yogurt when I met him
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Jerry, good to see ya 👋🏻
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
ACHTUNG….. baby?
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
God I love echos
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Each day that you rollerblade, is your Valentine’s Day-ay! ❤️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🙅🏻‍♀️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Severance:
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Not so interesting side note: I was an extra in the movie Jersey Girl. #iWonderIfScottHasSeen
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Just scrolling through my day:
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Relax everybody, Elon’s just a happy man dancing.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Did he CRUMBLE any CRACKERS?
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A caboose of soup for Jerry Sizzler 🥣
A tabby cat named Jerry Sizzler wakes up, yawns & stretches out a paw toward some soup from a red bowl.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Once a year, I get drunk in a darkened house for a week. I get drunk and watch Eraserhead, as I think we all do sometimes. It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think? 😔
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY-O HO-DEE-OTEN-DOTEN-DAY SEVEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS 🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
First snow, eh? ❄️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Premise!! 🏄‍♀️ 🏄🏼
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I love when my phone just randomly shows me a hilarious picture like it’s a cherished memory lol 🕷️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Holidays are hell when you’re a gifthead 😔
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hoping they made it through another Christmas
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all get your kinky sex jollies!
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Good enough for me 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Look at you spoon millionaire! Why didn’t you just get one that says “Earth” it would save time…
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Tastes like candy, Ray. Don’t disappoint me😐
A tall & foamy alcoholic beverage in a decorative glass with a plumeria flower in it, served at a wooden bar in front of a pineapple.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey Santa? Hang ten, you’re booked! 🤙🏻
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
You are cruel, giant Paul Hollywood! 🫖
A man in a turtleneck is being taunted by the idea of skons, floating around his head. They look delicious.
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can we have a half day?
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That’s my daddy dyin’!
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Chicken Lady @kithquotes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Boy, this work’s hard 🥲
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