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Lexi Kitestar

@kitestar.bsky.social
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hot/dumb cartoonist and analytic weirdo. A light of love in these darkly stupid times.

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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She Bermuda on my Bahama til I come on pretty mama She Key Largo on my Montego until baby why don't you go down on my Kokomo
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hi, I'm not dead and a month and change later, there will be more comics. I have a 10-15 pager coming in due time, maybe in parts. Maybe with a return to regular unscheduled entries. But I'm coming back soon. And not dead!
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Get fucked Ex Death! 2026 Four Job Fiesta is in the books. Terrible team, but we pulled through.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Fantano Tollbooth
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Old sketches of friends from some college era sketchbooks. Last one is me.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thanks, Fortune Cookie Fortune of Who Knows? vintage. I save them and tuck them away like like dust bunnies of luck.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Comics back in a day or few.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cool ass bumper sticker I saw today. Even if driving to the Arkestra sounds waaaaay too heavy.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Saw Citizen Kane for the first time in 20 or so years. On the big screen, as it should be. A tragedy, allegory, a masterpiece of cinema. A story of man who had everything, except what truly mattered.. love. The one thing his money couldn't buy. One of the greatest works in the American canon.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gave a coworker a ride to get his phone fixed and he got me some clearance Sonic stuff while he killed time at the strip mall. Hell yeah and very cool.
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dandan @dandantsunkun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is Life 7-1-26
Who needs space when you can be sardinemaxxing?
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is Life 6-30-26
Loose lips sink ships, they say
but isn't it always that way?
Swallow my pride, oh yeah
Swallow my pride, oh whoa yeah
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The people obsessed with C&A in Digital Circus remind of the people really interested in the evil corporation from the Alien movies. "The new series/movies go into the evil company motives!" as if that isn't the most boring and rote aspect of the story. I'm here for melodrama/aliens, respectively.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is Life 6-28-26
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nancy 3/11/26
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Artist, with wide necked tee and some hope.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is Life 6-24-26
I was prepared to get turned down for not fully making three times the rent.. but this just begs the question of how many companies my student loans have divvied up amongst. An foreseen defeat!
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is Life 6-23-26
Spoilers for the 24th's strip.. I did not get the apartment.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is Life 6-22-26
Good thing that pratfall instincts also translate into sudden reaction instincts.

Check your mirrors.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the stupidest Four Job Fiesta line up I've gotten yet. Insane that I have three options I'm considering giving up when Krile takes over for Galuf.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Kinger is so cool.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is Life 6-17-26
I wish all these landlords who love the Irish Pub I work at cut me a fuckin' deal yo.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is Life 6-16-26
It's Four Job Fiesta.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is Life 6-15-26
If you're wondering why it's been a few days since I've drawn a comic.. well, it's Four Job Fiesta Season. And I have gotten my worst job rolls yet. 4 Beastmasters is so tedious. I've spent more time trying to get from the Fire to the Earth Crystal than I spent from the start of the game to the Fire Crystal.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Starting my Four Job Fiesta run and already fucked cuz I decided to be dicey and go for a Meteor Run. My first job is dragoon. I don't have access to dragoon until the fourth crystal. 😶 Also my first time playing any of the pixel remasters.. and wow it's both pretty and ugly.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is Life 6-11-26
Like looking at the horizon line of a summer parking lot in the 90's, but everywhere and up close. In the skin.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
loose n quickie Digital Circus drawing cuz I wanted to draw them and chose the languid chaos of "chisel tip sharpie, beer, no plan."
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is Life 6-10-26
I just want room to live
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm so glad I made it out this. Gooseworx and crew made something special with The Amazing Digital Circus, and seeing it off on the big screen was so cool. I laughed! I cried! Mostly cried! Great stuff. Amazing, even.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Gotta see how my tormented goofballs end up. Also looks like I beat the odds and don't have to deal with ANY TADC fandom kids. Theater to myself! Cool, though I hope previous showings have done well.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Is Life 6-6-26
Good morning, buddy!
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
General consensus will tell you this album isn't Capital G Great cuz the production is kinda thin.. but general consensus is wrong. This album rules. Anything you say, dear I'll buy, buy, buy The Replacements - Tim
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is Life 6-5-26
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Is Life 6-2-26
Honestly, I'm too nearly 40 for that kinda rodeo.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Is Life 5-31-26
Got too close to the finish line to tap out.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seamus? More like "Shameless."
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
four panel comic

a guy looks at one of my comics and says "brie, how do you come up with these?"

i say "oh i'm full of sexual neuroses and psychotic tendencies, just like the rest of my people."

the guy stammers "w- are you calling trans people mentally ill perverts"

i look at him and say "nah, cartoonists"

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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Is Life 5-29-26
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Is Life 5-28-26
That outlet is under my desk and I don't even plug my PC's powerstrip into it.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
One of my Young Republican ass middle school friends bullied me cuz I thought Tom Green was awesome and was one of my artistic role models.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is Life 5-27-26
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is Life 5-26-26
I'm used to see you guys outside... not in my room. On my arm. Let's go back outside.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy 10th anniversary Is Life!!
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*Hall & Oates, playing to the crowd, at Whoville* 🎶 Because the Grinch, the Grinch He's got that stench 🎶Oh yes, the Grinch, the Grinch He's got that stench! 🎶 You know the Grinch has got that stench 🎶 Oh yeah that booty smell baaaaaaad!
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is Life 5-25-26
Sometimes you just gotta get to doin' and sometimes when ya done doin' you have a sandwich.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Made one sloppy and delicious torta tonight 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 Went through like, six napkins.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Trans-Sonic, for passing fancy.
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Lexi Kitestar @kitestar.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Had a cilantro slushie in my dreams last night.
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